Chapter 68: Whose Clothes
Melodiously rubbed to Li Ke's side, pointed to the pajamas, deliberately showed surprise, and asked, "Eh, what are you holding?" ”
Li Ke was particularly serious today, as if he was going to study the fabric in his hand to produce a result. "This garment is not like a garment, and a skirt is not like a skirt, and silk is not like silk, and silk is not like silk? But your stuff? ”
"It must have been left by Tong'er to clean up the room! Hehe...... "Melodious, weak heart to Tong'er."
Li Ke touched his chin and thought for a moment, shook his head and said, "It's not like a rag!" It's like a piece of clothing, a torn garment! ”
The corners of her mouth twitched, the child just loves more seriously, how could she like this boy who is a few years younger than her actual age.
Melodious ready to snatch away the pajamas. "Hehe, let's throw it away, it's definitely not a good thing!"
"I look like I've seen this dress somewhere!" Half of the pajamas that he had taken away were suddenly taken back by Li Ke, and after he talked to himself, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he looked at Melodious in a daze.
"How...... It's been seen anywhere, it's definitely not a good thing, lose it! "Melodious heart is very empty, pray that the fairy brothers will come to save their lives, quickly cast a spell to make this guy unconscious, and don't pursue the pajama anymore.
It can be seen that the fairy brother seems to be very busy and has no time to listen to her prayers.
Li Ke looked confused, and a bubble of doubt appeared on his head. "You have ever worn it to the Gu Mansion Garden, and you deliberately undressed in front of this king, in order to seduce this king?"
"Shameless, who seduced you!" Melodious began to grab pajamas, obediently to my sister, don't break my sister's pajamas, if you go back one day, maybe you can still use it!
Li Ke asked jealously, "Then who are you going to seduce?" Melodious continues to work hard to snatch. "I didn't seduce anyone!"
"Then why do you dress like this and go to the garden, this king doesn't think you are going to enjoy the shade!" Li Ke was still not easy to dismiss, and signaled that she would never let go until she made her words clear.
Melodious procrastination. "Sue you later!"
Li Ke asked again: "Seeing your baby look like this, it must be unusual, but the burden you stole back in the Gu Mansion that day is also it?" ”
Melodious continued to exert force, and she was almost able to succeed, she held her breath and said: "Sue you in the future!" ”
Li Ke picked up a playful smile at the corner of his mouth, and his palm was slightly forced, not only did the pajamas return to his hands, but he was also full of melodiousness.
Li Ke exhaled lightly in his melodious ear, and said slowly: "Then let's put this king here first, and if you think clearly, you will come back and get it back." ”
Raising his head melodiously, he pouted his red lips and was a little dissatisfied, and begged pitifully: "No, it's very important to me, okay for me?" ”
Li Ke pecked at the red lips quickly, and grinded his ears and temples: "Since it is an important thing, it is the safest only to put it here in this king, rest assured, this king will take good care of it for you!" ”
Melodious hurriedly got up, seeing that pretending to be pitiful was not effective, he measured and asked, "I said that you will really return the clothes to me?" ”
Li Ke raised his eyebrows, of course, he was not so easy to reply. "Then it depends on whether your answer can convince the king!"
Melodious made up lies, but his eyes were extremely firm, and he said sincerely: "It was a dress I designed, I think it is very special, but you also know, if I wear it like this, people will laugh, so that night I thought there was no one in the garden, so I wore it out to have a good time, but you still bumped into it."
Li Ke nodded. "Well, I'll trust you for a while."
Li Ke looked Melodious up and down in a daze, pretending to hand out the pajamas, and as soon as Melodious touched the pajamas, he was pulled into Li Ke's arms again, and by the way, he stole a piece of incense, and said ambiguously: "But you can still wear this dress to this king in the future." ”
Melodiously raised her leg and kicked Li Ke in a certain part, Li Ke was in pain, and when she let go, she quickly escaped from the clutches of the devil, stuck out her tongue and said. "Nasty!"
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At night, the crescent moon is like a hook, and the stars are scattered all over the sky, constantly blinking their playful eyes.
Li Ke kept tossing and turning on the bed, looking more and more like a certain woman!
"Are you getting maggots?" Melodiously paraphrased Li Ke to say her original words.
Li Ke retorted. "No, it's lice."
Melodious rolled his eyes, then turned over and changed his posture, looked at Li Ke with his chin in his hand and said, "Did you really drive that stinky rat out of Anzhou?" You are not afraid that he is in danger, he is your own brother! ”。
Li Ke thought that Li Su was holding a melodious palm, and said sourly: "He dares to covet you, how can this king leave him here to lure the wolf into the room, but he has sent a secret guard to follow and protect him!" ”。
Melodious pouting, this man is so kind, muttering faintly. "I think you're afraid that he will come back secretly, so send someone to monitor it!"
Li Ke naturally didn't hear it, he asked, "Why do you call him a mouse!"
He himself said that he was the "Rat King"! I still wonder why he calls himself a mouse, or the rat king! ”
Li Ke gritted his teeth and said: "It's Shu of Shu, not a rat of a mouse!" ”
"Oh? That's it! "Melodious suddenly realized, ashamed that I almost didn't put my face under the quilt, alas, it's a shame, it's a shame, even if you don't study history well, and philology is not good, it's always taken out of context!" But why are you so angry, I didn't say anything about you! ”
Li Ke's voice was almost squeezed out from between his teeth. "This king was only named the king of Wu in February last year, and the mansion was changed to the palace of the king of Wu, and the title of this king for many years was what you called the "Rat King". ”
"Hehehe......" melodious dry smile, history, I really don't know anything about you.
Empower me, O God! Let me know five hundred years and five hundred years later!
Li Ke suddenly approached. "This king sees that your injury is almost healed, so it is better for us to ...... tonight."
Melodious hugged the quilt to make himself as safe as possible, and shook his head. "No, you said you wouldn't force me!"
"But it's normal for us to be husband and wife and happy with each other!" Li Ke slowly approached Melodious while persuading.
Melodious rejection. "But you haven't passed the guò test yet!"
Li Ke pressed down. "How else will it be tested? Have pity on me, this king hasn't opened meat for a long time! ”
"Hmm......" Li Ke was kicked to the ground melodiously with his muffled snort, and his eyes were extremely sad as he lay on the ground.
"Good night!" Melodious suddenly felt good, waved his hand to the ground, hugged the quilt for a while and fell asleep, and had a good night's sleep!
And at this time, in Chang'an Xiao Mansion.
"Dad, I want to be Princess Wu!" An arrogant voice broke the purity of the house.
"But King Wu has been married, and the previous requests have been rejected by the emperor, what should you do if you call him a father!" This is called "Dad", that is, Xiao Shilang.
Xiao Ruolan looked infatuated, and said: "My daughter met him two years ago, when he was still the king of Shu. On the horse farm, my daughter was deeply infatuated with him when she saw his demeanor, he looked so majestic under the armor, like a king, he was so arrogant that he didn't even want to look at me more, even if his eyes were empty, I was still deeply attracted to him, and that day I swore that he would never marry! ”
Xiao Shilang looked helpless, sighed and said: "Ruolan, why are you so troubled, King Wu has now married Princess Wu, and there is nothing that can be done by a squire in my father!" ”。
Xiao Ruolan suddenly roared almost frantically. "No, there is no Princess Wu, I am Princess Wu!"
Xiao Shilang was heartbroken when he saw his daughter lose her mind like this. "Ruolan, you sober up, Princess Wu is the daughter of Yang Yu, the deputy head of the right guard, the assassin of Cifen Erzhou, and her father-in-law is also a veteran of the two dynasties, and her existence is the same as iron, how can you say that there is no none!".
"She doesn't have zài anymore, I am Princess Wu!" Xiao Ruolan seemed to be talking to herself, but a trace of ruthlessness flashed in her eyes.
"Hey ......" Xiao Shilang said stupid things as his daughter and had no choice but to leave.