Chapter 096: It's Time for You to Lose Weight (Ask for Subscription)

City gates. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Liu Mang has already transformed into Master Liu. I saw him wearing a Taoist robe, a Taoist crown on his head, and a pair of sunglasses on the bridge of his nose. Although the appearance is a little nondescript, it is not very conspicuous in the "Qingming Riverside Picture". This is a film and television paradise, with all kinds of ancient costumes and strange costumes.

Many tourists only think that he is a staff member, and no one asks him for fortune telling, but most of them take group photos.

Of course, not everyone is so discerning.

Master Liu compared a scissorhands, and just finished taking a photo with a pair of sisters, he saw a figure walking over,

After a few weeks of salutes, he plopped and knelt down.

Master Liu was a little surprised, why did this person make this great gift? But he didn't show it on his face, just asked lightly, "What happened?" ”

After coming and bowing three times, he said reverently: "Ask the master for guidance!" ”

This scene immediately attracted the attention of the people around him. Especially the pair of sisters who had just taken a photo with Master Liu, they looked at each other and felt inexplicable. This man can't be sick, right? Or are the two acting?

Master Liu shook off the dust, shouted a slogan, "Immeasurable Tianzun", and then carefully looked at the person who came, and then said: "Well, I see that your Yin Tang is dark, your eyes are divergent, and it seems that something is not good recently!" ”

"You are really a god, master, I won't tell you, I've been unlucky recently, I've been squeezed by the door frame when I go out, I'm stuck on the bus, the stairs down the stairs have collapsed, the rope on the cable car is broken, and I almost lost my job, there must be something entangled with me, master, help, you can quickly give an idea!" The person who came banged and knocked his head again.

Master Liu asked, "You didn't bring any money with you, did you?" ”

The person who came blushed and hurriedly explained: "I went out with money, but my wallet was stolen." Master, you must save me, I will kowtow to you! ”

Master Liu hurriedly waved his hand, "Stop, stop, I'll do the math for you." ”

I saw him close his eyes, muttering words in his mouth, pinching his fingers and calculating, and suddenly opened his eyes.

"Master?" The visitor shouted excitedly.

Master Liu said slowly: "Don't panic, don't panic, it's not an evil thing that entangles you, but the fat of your body." To put it simply, it's time for you to lose weight! ”

Yes?! The people who came were stunned.

The others laughed, especially the sisters, who laughed backwards and backwards, unable to help themselves.

At this moment, two more figures ran from a distance, shouting as they ran, "Master Liu, Master Liu!" ”

As soon as Master Liu looked up and saw that it was Zhou Fubao and the driver, he smiled imperceptibly, and then began to clean up the stall.

Zhou Fubao was tired and hot all the way, sweating all over, and when he stopped, the fat was shivering. Seeing Master Liu's action of closing the stall, his fluttering heart also trembled.

Zhou Fubao asked breathlessly: "Master Liu, Master Liu, you, what do you want?" ”

"It's closed." Master Liu continued the movements in his hands.

"Closed up?" Zhou Fubao's heart suddenly cooled by half, he turned his head and glared at the driver fiercely, his eyes seemed to be eager to cut the other party with a thousand knives!

The driver also trembled, he didn't dare to look at Zhou Fubao, plopped, and knelt down directly for Master Liu.

He begged bitterly: "Master Liu, Master Liu, don't close the stall." Just let me go, old man! Please, please! ”

Everyone next to them was stunned, there was a kowtow and kneeling just now, but I didn't expect another one to come. Could it be that this Master Liu is really a master? But it doesn't look like it!

Master Liu stopped what he was doing.

The driver's face was overjoyed, and he continued to kowtow and said, "Master Liu, Master Liu, please calculate a hexagram for my boss, please!" ”

Master Liu shook his head and said, "You get up, kowtow is useless." My Taoism is not enough, and I can only divinate three trigrams a day at most. Last time, I gave you half a hexagram, and I lay down for three days before I was finally able to walk on the ground. Now that I'm in good health, I don't dare to take any more risks. ”

The driver's face turned pale, and large drops of sweat slid down his cheeks, but he didn't bother to pay attention to it. At this moment, the driver has only one thought in his heart, he is finished, and his job can't be kept, but where can he find such a good job? The family's life has just improved, and the family has hope, why did it become like this in a blink of an eye?

Thinking of the tragic situation after losing his job, the driver did not dare to hesitate any longer, bang, bang, and kowtow to death. It didn't take long for me to see red. The onlookers were shocked, what is this for? It's not that serious, is it?

However, as if Master Liu hadn't seen it, he continued to clean up the stall.

Zhou Fubao's face was difficult to see.

In addition to kowtowing, the driver is begging bitterly.

Finally, someone couldn't stand it anymore. The elder of the sisters said aloud, "Uh, master? Why don't you do the math for others? ”

The younger sister echoed: "Yes, yes, you see that people are also pitiful." ”

Alas! Master Liu sighed, stopped what he was doing, and said compassionately: "One of my biggest shortcomings is that I am soft-hearted. Don't knock it, if you knock again, you'll die. ”

"Master?" The driver's eyes lit up, and it seemed that there was a new hope in life.

Master Liu nodded, "Didn't you want to ask me to give your boss a hexagram?" I really can't count this hexagram, but I can give him some pointers. ”

Zhou Fubao's face was overjoyed, and he bowed respectfully, "Master Liu, thank you so much!" ”

The driver glanced at the boss cautiously and secretly breathed a sigh of relief, his job should be saved.

The sisters next to her were full of compassion, one beckoned the driver to get up quickly, and the other handed over a bottle of cold water. The driver stood up and smiled appreciatively at the two of them. Then with the two sisters, see how Master Liu instructs Zhou Fubao.

Master Liu smiled faintly and said to Zhou Fubao: "Let's meet again, I remember your name is Zhou Baofu, right?" ”

"Master, it's Zhou Fubao," Zhou Fubao cautiously corrected.

"Oh, yes, Zhou Fubao!" Master Liu nodded, took a closer look at the other party's face, and then said, "You've been doing very well lately, why do you still come to me to tell fortunes?" ”

Zhou Fubao smiled and said, "Master Liu, I won't hide it from you. I've been doing pretty well lately, except for being knocked down at the hospital door the day before yesterday, nothing bad has happened. ”

"In that case, let's see you next time." With that, Master Liu continued to clean up the stall.

Zhou Fubao suddenly became anxious, "Alas, alas, Master Liu, Master Liu, don't!" ”

Master Liu stopped what he was doing, "You say." ”

Zhou Fubao smiled, a little embarrassed: "Recently, I met a girl I particularly liked, I don't know why, from the first time I saw her, I fell in love with her." I think she's an angel from heaven! I want you to figure out if she and I can get together. ”

Master Liu shook his head.

When Zhou Fubao saw it, his heart suddenly became cold. He asked tremblingly, "I have no hope with her?" ”

Master Liu smiled and said, "I shook my head not to say that you have no hope, I shook my head because I can't count this hexagram for you today, I can only give you pointers." There is a good saying, three points are destined, and seven points depend on hard work. Some fate has been arranged for you by God, but it is up to you to grasp whether it can be successful! ”

"What does the master mean?" Zhou Fubao seems to understand, but he doesn't seem to understand.

"I mean, since you were able to meet her, it means that there is a fate between you. But," Master Liu said, "Fate doesn't mean you will definitely come together. In this life, who doesn't talk about a few loves? Those who can fall in love are called fate, but whether they can come together in the end depends on your efforts! ”

Love? Zhou Fubao's little heart beat uncontrollably, and these three words immediately pulled him back to the most innocent green years, and he imagined in his mind that he and his angel were wearing school uniforms and carrying schoolbags, and they went to school hand in hand, and before they knew it, he actually held his heart in his hands and blushed.

"Hey, hey!" Master Liu really couldn't accept the posture of this fat man's little daughter.

Zhou Fubao instantly woke up from his fantasy, only then did he realize what he was doing, and hurriedly put his hand down.

Zhou Fubao asked, "Master Liu, how do you think I should grasp my lifelong happiness?" ”

"Do you understand what I gave you earlier?" Master Liu asked.

"Understood, understood. Master, your trick really works. It doesn't cost much to get things done. In the past, when I sent a bag and a mobile phone, those women were still picky. Ever since I used the methods you taught, none of those women have been picky. Zhou Fubao said with admiration.

"Well, as long as you are proficient in this technique, 80% of women will really like you." Master Liu said confidently, and then sighed, "That's the crystallization of the wisdom of the ancients!" ”

"And what about twenty percent women?" Zhou Fubao was afraid that his angel belonged to the twenty percent.

Master Liu immediately sank his face and said, "You can't be too greedy, you still want to chase all the young and beautiful women in the world?" That won't exhaust you! ”

"Yes, yes," Zhou Fubao scratched his head, "Actually, I'm mainly afraid that I won't be able to grasp my lifelong happiness." ”

"Oh? Is this girl you like hard to chase? "Master Liu is interested.

Zhou Fubao scratched his head again, "Not really, it's just that I don't think I'm too sure." ”

Master Liu sighed, "That means you haven't really understood the techniques I taught you." ”

"Please also ask the master for advice!" Zhou Fubao bowed respectfully.

Master Liu asked, "What does she like?" Or what is her dream? ”

"She wants to be a big star." Zhou Fubao said.

"So she wants to be on fire?" Master Liu pondered for a long time, and then said, "That's easy. I have a way to help you make her wish. And as the greatest help to her dreams, you will definitely reap her gratitude and love! ”

With a plop, Zhou Fubao knelt down, "Please also ask the master to guide the maze!" ”

"You get up first, you get up first," Master Liu helped Zhou Fubao up, and then said, "This method pays attention to speed, and uses the fastest speed to help her achieve what she wants." That's the best way to get the best results. ”

Zhou Fubao nodded again and again.

"In the past two years, IP has become popular, and various adaptations have become popular. Two years ago, "Palace Lock Qingchuan" made Yang Mi an instant hit, from an unknown small role to a domestic first-line actress. Last year's "Flower Thousand Bone" made Zhao Liying popular, and since then there have been countless advertising endorsements, and the popularity can't be more popular! So, you get the idea? Master Liu said incomprehensibly.

"Huh?" Zhou Fubao really doesn't understand, he only knows that Yang Mi and Zhao Liying are both popular, but what is the IP?

IP is the abbreviation of intellectualproperty, which refers to intellectual property, an intangible property right, also known as the right to intellectual achievements.

This kind of question may be too profound for Zhou Fubao, Master Liu has no choice but to say simply and directly: "Isn't there a late-night broadcast that is very popular recently?" You buy the copyright of it, adapt it into a movie, and let her be the heroine, I guarantee that she will become the second Yang Mi, the second Zhao Liying! (To be continued.) )