It seemed that the high school entrance examination was about to begin, and I found that the school had canceled all the physical education and music classes in the class. Some teachers were busy, so they asked me to come to this class again to watch. In the summer, when the weather is hot, I play with my phone while eating ice cream. The students at the bottom were also very happy, using their mobile phones to make calls and play poker and everything.

It's a little noisy, so I said to them. "You have to be quiet, don't lure the headmaster over. Damn, it's time to deduct my salary from the principal. If it's not good, maybe I won't be your homeroom teacher anymore. ”

After listening to my words, the students below fell silent. Then Xiao Huangmao thought about it and asked me, "Teacher, why are you different from others?" ”

"What's different?" I asked.

"The other teachers are all clean and try to control us as soon as the class is over. Why don't you care about anything when you come, and let us play hard? Are you a relative of an official who came to our school to mix salaries? Little Yellow Fur asked me.

".........." After listening to Xiao Huangmao's words, I thought to myself that you know a lot. Then I glared at him and said, "What's the matter?" Want to take a good class? I want to squeak in class. I'm going to give you a lecture. ”

"Otherwise, that's fine. It's just a little boring, it's a little boring, and it's a ...... to keep you up," he said. Little Yellow Fur glanced downstairs. It seems to be a physical education class, and many sophomores and first-year junior high school students are playing basketball underneath.

Glancing at the blackboard at the back of the classroom, I saw that it said that there were thirty-four days to go until the high school entrance examination. Smiling, I lit a cigarette and said to Little Yellow Hair, "Little Yellow Hair, I see that you just want to sit while standing, and you want to lie down when you sit." When you lie down, you still want to find a beautiful woman to beat your legs. When a beautiful woman beats your legs, you want to ....... again"

"What do you think?" Little Yellow Fur asked me.

"This one is too yellow, you want to go yourself." Seeing a few girls blushing, I smiled and took a pleasant puff on my cigarette.

We chatted with everyone, and soon a student asked me, "Teacher Xiaoyang, are you a couple with our new art teacher?" She's pretty good-looking, have you two been X? ”

"Nope. We're good friends. I shook my head.

"It's a pity, is it your first time?" He asked me.

"No, I've met several girls." I say.

"That's a big deal. You look like you're in your twenties, aren't you? It's my first time. The student said.

"Hehe, you have studied well and will be rich in the future, and you will have any kind of girl you want." I say.

". I've read it on the Internet, and our education system is just like the ancient Baguwen, which is to study for exams. Even if I study well. What can I do in the future? The student asked me.

Listening to the student's words, I smiled and snuffed out the cigarette with my fingers and said, "I ask you." If one day you win the lottery and win five million, then you want to buy a Ferrari for three million. The car costs 200,000 yuan and pays 10% purchase tax. Excuse me, how many times will you have enough money left over after buying this car for you to go to the big health care? ”

"I'll do the math......" After hearing my words, the student immediately picked up the notebook and began to calculate.

"Count a few handfuls, and the remaining money is enough for you to go to the Great Health Care for a hundred times. It may not be enough, though. Because you have to spend a lot of money on fuel to drive, I don't count the insurance money for the car. You don't know how to spend your money, so what good will it be if you get rich in the future? I smiled, and I gave him a disdainful look.

".........," the student blinked, his eyes complicated.

"Next!" Seeing that Little Yellow Mao was about to smoke, I threw my own cigarette directly to him.

As soon as he saw my cigarette, Xiao Huangmao's eyes immediately widened and he said. "I'm grass, it's China!"

"Everything is inferior, only reading is high. If you study well, you can get the first place in the exam. In the future, after graduating from university, you will be assigned to the Tobacco Bureau as a director. Hehe, when the time comes, you can smoke as many cigarettes as you like. China, how many are they? ”

"Teacher Xiaoyang, you seem to be very knowledgeable." A girl said.

"It's okay, I've seen rich people live anyway. When you see the life of a rich man, I guess you will cry and beg me to study hard. ”

"Teacher Xiaoyang. What is the life of a rich person like, right? Our little yellow hair is very rich, and his father is a mine. A boy said.

"Open a mine? He's going to open a few mines! Stepping off the podium, I reached out and pulled Xiao Huangmao's clothes and said, "See if this dress is of good quality?" At first glance, it is a fake. If his family were rich, would he be able to wear it? ”

"You're a man! I have millions in my family! Little Yellow Fur was immediately furious.

"Millions? Isn't it awesome? You go back and tell your dad that you want to drink a bottle of Lafite for hundreds of thousands. Do you see if your dad bought it for you? I asked.

"Grass you, have you ever drunk it?" I ridiculed him, and the little yellow hair scolded.

"Forget it. Let me tell you about one of my dreams. It's a rich man's dream, and I don't think it's real. ”

"That day I dreamed that I was fighting with a group of big black brothers in the province, and then a long-legged beauty came and picked me up. The beauty has a bumpy body. A face looks different kind of coquettish. Especially the black stockings wrapped around her long legs, which make people want to touch them when they look at them. She is Zhou Gongzi's woman, and everyone calls her the crown princess. The cosmetics she uses are Dior. The shoes she wears on her feet are 70,000 yuan a pair of Prada. The car I drove was a Ferrari of more than 5 million, and it took me to the biggest night club in the province. The minimum consumption of the sofa we sat on was 18,000, and she casually opened me a bottle of Kande with more than 100,000 yuan. Then I played with her for two days. On the third day, I took her to the hotel. ”

"And ......" I took a deep breath as I said this.

"What happened next?" The class was quiet, and the boys and girls were all holding their breath and looking at me.

And then ......... Then I took her down! I laughed at that.

"I'm grass, you're bragging, aren't you!?" Little Yellow Mao immediately screamed, and the students in the class followed suit.

"Isn't it a dream? Are you stupid? I asked them.

"You're better than that. Then you're blowing too real, aren't you? Little Yellow Fur asked me.

"You must be able to blow, which one of the big brothers is not proficient in blowing, playing and singing? has no ability at all, can he be a big brother? But I really miss that night. I drank so much that night that I haven't enjoyed the details. If you can enjoy the details, it will be awesome........." said it. I had an evocative look on my face.

"Teacher Xiaoyang, isn't that beauty you said white? She's tall and likes to wear a fiery red outfit? A girl whispered to me.

"Not bad. She looks like a big model, and she has a very good figure! I said.

"So, aren't her eyelashes long? Always with a scent? The girl asked me again.

"Yes, designer perfume. Chanel's, that smell is always good. I said.

"Oh, do you smell that?" The girl asked me.

"Smell?" Frowning, I vaguely seemed to really smell a nice perfume. It smelled so good that it tickled in my heart.

Then I immediately nodded and said, "That's the taste!" As soon as I smell this, I want to X her! ”

"Hehe......." The girl smiled awkwardly when she heard my words.

And I, only then did I notice that the faces of the whole class had changed. I only felt that the smell of perfume was getting stronger and stronger, and I thought about it and wiped the cold sweat on my head. Then I turned around and saw the girl standing behind me, and my face turned white.

"Surprised?" With a coquettish smile on his face, he stood in front of my eyes and looked at me.

"Only surprise, no ......joy," I swallowed and forced a smile.

"What? When you can speak, you can't help but brag, right? Honghuo looked at me with a smile and walked towards me step by step.

"No, I'm giving them motivation. I told them they were making it up, why did you really come? Smelling the faint fragrance of her body, I remembered that intoxicating night and my body reacted.

"Hehe, haven't you heard a word? Said Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived. Bad brother, don't talk nonsense behind people's backs in the future. ”

"Well, I won't dare to talk nonsense next time." I nodded.

"Let's go, I'm looking for you on business!" Putting away his smile, Honghuo walked over and took my hand.

"What's the matter? I'm teaching them a lesson. I hastened to say.

"What's the point of going to class? I invite them to dinner! Holding my hand, Honghuo winked at the students in the class again. Walking out of the school building with everyone, I saw the Ferrari parked outside at a glance.

When Honghuo gently lifted the car door, the little yellow hair behind me couldn't help but puff and knelt on the ground......