800,000 mobile phones, self-defense?

Seeing what I said was like the real thing, everyone had a black line in their heads, and they had never seen such a loser, and it was estimated that a giant turtle like me could do it if they smashed walnuts with luxury goods.

The atmosphere continued to move towards harmony, and the teacher held Meow's hand tightly, just like a grandmother holding her granddaughter's hand, which made my head full of black lines, what are you going to do? Confession?

After a while, Xue Xue Ning knocked on the door and walked in—it seems that she came really quickly! She didn't even change her clothes, it was the OL outfit, her usual work clothes!

She apologized to everyone in sweat and then became next to me, no different from an obedient little daughter-in-law. Ban Ren happily grabbed his hand and chatted with Xue Xuening about family life, asking east and west, asking this and that, almost checking the household registration!

To be honest, Ban Ren is really a little biased towards me - I guess I'm the youngest in the class, the eldest son, the old grandson, the old lady's lifeline! The disadvantaged always have to be taken care of, don't they?

Xue Xuening just smiled and chatted with Ban Ren, and the girls pointed the finger at me again: "Mengmeng, you have a good eye!" How did you catch up with such a big beauty? ”

I poured a drink and drank it: "******, Lao Li, you are crazy!" It's been almost an hour and it's not served! You can't afford a feast, can you? It's twelve o'clock! I've never seen a midday wedding! You're awesome! ”

Li Xiaohang patted his head: "! I just told the waiter to leave this house alone! She guessed she misunderstood! I didn't even serve the dishes! I'm going to rush the vegetables! ”

Everyone looked at me with burning eyes, and I patted my thigh and said, "Hey! Enough of you women! Don't let go when you see gossip! You have to listen to the gossip of the boys! I've served you! I'll explain! ”

Meow Mi lay in my arms softly, I touched her braids and said, "That was two years ago, remember I had a cat, don't you?" I took the cat and planned to buy her some cod sweet and sour, but when I went to the supermarket, I was stopped by someone, and the supermarket did not allow the cat to enter! ”

Some girls remembered the cat that was inseparable from me and asked, "Mengmeng, where is the cat?" ”

I pretended to be low and said, "No! Old and dead! ”

Meow Mi's eyes narrowed when she heard this, and she secretly stretched out her little hand and pinched my thigh, twisting it hard, and it hurt!

Also, Meow Mi has obviously become a yellow flower girl, and she will definitely be unhappy to be told to her face that she is old and dead - I should thank her, if she pinches my thigh after transforming, I may break a bone!

"And then?" A girl asked.

"And then, I was stopped by the security guards, how can I do this little temper? I stepped forward and had a heated conversation with them," I paused and took a sip of my drink.

"Wrestling?" The girl said.

"I had a heated debate with them! After I moved to understand the reason, they still didn't agree to let me in with the cat - and then the supermarket manager came.

"The supermarket manager is a brother and sister?" The class leader asked.

I nodded: "Xiao Ning was sent by her family to the supermarket as a grassroots manager to accumulate experience at that time, and I met me who committed the crime, and we knew each other at this time." ”

The class leader's eyes are full of stars: "It's so romantic"

it! Which eye do you see that this is romantic? Is this obviously a civil dispute? Is the aesthetic concept of a female doctor really so strange? Could it be that the class leader reads the brain to Watt?

Then Xiao Ai came to listen to the story and became addicted: "After that, you know each other and fall in love?" ”

I pouted, "How can there be!" I'm a young man with no three, so what kind of goddess is chasing others? ”

"Then what happened to you and your brother and sister?" The school committee interjected.

I chirped: "This is since she saw my cat and also liked the cat, since then she has regarded herself as the mistress of the cat, and she always runs to my house when she has nothing to do, and she is still eating at my house!" The most annoying thing is that she can't cook, so she has to let me start a gang! There's no way, it's up to me! This back and forth is familiar with you, you ask us what earth-shattering deeds we have to cry ghosts and gods, I want to say that there is absolutely a lie to you, our relationship belongs to the firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea brewed, this is life! It's really better to be vigorous than to be in love with each other - even though she can't cook, don't I still accept her? ”

Xue Xuening grabbed my ear: "I don't know how to cook, but I will make money to support my family!" What do you say you have to go out to work? I can't make much money, and I'm tired to die! ”

I continued to sip my drink and said, "Man! Is spending a woman's money like words? What do people think of me in the future when you say this? The little white face who eats soft rice, besides, my face is not white! ”

Everyone laughed, and even Ban Ren persuaded Xue Xuening: "It's good for a man to have a job, and a man who eats soft rice and doesn't work is not worth marrying, and it's good that Xiao Mengmeng has this heart." ”

Xue Xue Ning stopped talking, just looked at me with a smile.

"Aren't you going to finish talking? Isn't there anything interesting? "The lesbians are gone, they are all waiting to hear the story, just waiting for a scene to show affection, who will do it!

I said, "That's interesting! At the beginning, his father introduced her to a rich second generation, an absolute rich second generation, the kind with tens of billions of dollars! ”

"Wow! Two men compete for women? I love this plot! "Gotcha, another Jinjiang big V!

"Hey! At that time, Xiao Ning was scared, so she drove me directly to pick me up and change my outfit, basically dressed me up as a farmer entrepreneur in the afternoon! Ladies and gentlemen, I don't look like a prince in a dragon robe! I wore a Versace like a work suit! She didn't help it, she forced me to wear it - and I just went so tightly. Let's not walk! I asked a local tyrant buddy to borrow a car, and my grandson has a lot of cars, so it's okay for me to borrow one. I laughed.

"What's wrong? Did two men compete for women? Did the silk counterattack? Slap in the face? Comrade Big V hurriedly asked.

I laughed, "Sue you! The rich second generation introduced to her by her old man is my buddy! It's the grandson who borrowed my car! That grandson looked like a goblin—not ugly, pretty! That grandson can kill everyone in this house in terms of appearance when he puts on women's clothes, and I don't believe it if you look at the photo - here is a photo of me and that grandson."

Everyone gathered around, and saw me standing with a woman in the phone smiling, and they asked in horror, "You said that is a man?" ”

"That's right, though I hate to admit it, that grandson is a man! I always felt that God had given him the wrong baby! If he were a woman, he would definitely be in trouble! I rubbed my chin.

At this time when I was talking happily, just now I asked Xue Xuening in disbelief with the fat man who was arguing with a white face: "Who are you?" Are you the President of Xue Group? ”

Xue Xue was surprised for a moment, looked at me with inquiring eyes, and nodded after seeing that I didn't react: "That's right, it's me, may I ask who you are?" ”

The fat man hurriedly stepped forward to shake hands and said, "I am the secretary of the town party committee of X town, and I am fortunate to meet you!" ”

The fat man's eyes changed when he looked at me, from indignant to very hot, and I couldn't help but get goosebumps - he couldn't be that, could he? Do I treat him as a brother-in-law, but he wants to sleep with me?