Chapter Seventy-Six: Let's Take Action, Students
I have to say that the development of modern science and technology is quite convenient, hundreds of students, scattered on the cement playground of the primary school, almost all of them are not human. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
As mentioned earlier, it is based on the dormitory team, and people don't have to go to the roll call one by one, and when passing by the teaching building, the rows of instruments are swiped with their own student cards to sign in.
"Ahem, the students are almost in time, let's talk about this year's rules!" On the high platform, an instructor who looked like a disheveled soldier under the red flag was saying haha.
Not far away, there is a squad of about a dozen or so soldiers, that is also a kind of example, not to mention how sloppy the image is, watching someone pinching his teeth, a little bit of egg pain, oh no, it is a chest pain......
", literacy, what about your military literacy? How do you lead students to stand in a military posture or something like that? Naturally, Su Xiaoci substituted this practice into another world's model.
But the situation is often unexpected, and the instructor continued: "As you know, practice is to let you get in touch with society and experience the hard work of the working people. ”
"Of course, this time, as always, you can go to our official website and accept various tasks if you want anything, but well! There are more monks and less porridge, so everyone just competes fairly. ”
Before the instructor on the high platform finished speaking, the people below had already booed, and everyone looked indignant.
"Instructor Xu Yang, I want to ask, why do you do this every year? Obviously, there are so many people, but the task is only a little bit, you are deliberately not letting us have enough to eat, right? Bastard. ”
An experienced boy who was also a bit old fritter suddenly scolded and shouted in the crowd, not afraid of any instructor or anything like that.
On the other hand, those military instructors, as if they already knew that there would be such abuse, all of them have their nostrils facing the sky anyway, looking like you don't like to do it.
"How can it! Everyone is the flower of the motherland, the hope of the future, how dare you starve you? ”
"No, isn't there instant noodles in the cafeteria? Rest assured, everyone has more than enough bucket for each meal. ”
The instructor still said with an indifferent face, but the people below seemed to recall something terrible, and all of them showed disgusting expressions.
Yes, through understanding, Su Xiaoci also knows some news, the so-called social practice, of course, it is for students to contact and do it.
Unlike in another world, everyone obediently listens to the teacher's arrangement, touches the hoe twice, and understands the so-called xxx culture, even if this practice is over, in short, as long as there are no problems during the period.
Where are you now? This is a place close to the agricultural production base, and on the official website of that practice, there are many tasks posted by various major agricultural households.
In general! Everyone has to rely on labor in exchange for food, otherwise they will all eat instant noodles of course su xiaoci wanted to complain after browsing the web task.
"Help the instructor wash clothes and socks?"
"Asking for a nice MM to help the instructor cook?"
Dad, Su Xiaoci is speechless, this is social practice? You people are still shameless, and you still put these shameless tasks of serving them to the top.
"! Instructor, I'm not convinced, why do you always want to help you do these chord things? Without waiting for Su Xiaoci to be confused, the messages under those tasks had already been scolded, and there were already people shouting there at the scene.
"That's it, why don't you send out the task of washing your underwear last year? Mom, go die! Wash your sister's socks. ”
At this time, I saw a boy who seemed to recall something humiliating, and took off his socks that exuded an inexplicable atmosphere on the spot and threw them at the instructor on the high platform.
"Oh, I'll go, everyone, don't be impatient, and don't talk about this classmate's xx transaction! Really. Dodging the stinky socks in the flying, Instructor Xu Yang said cheekily.
"I'm not talking about you bunnies! You said that you have to make a moth out of a good social practice, what can we do? ”
"Remember the year before last, right? It's just to help Uncle Wang pick some inorganic fruits and vegetables, you boys are stunned to collapse other people's vegetable greenhouses, what is this called? ”
What should I do if someone wants to riot if they are despised and special? Of course, Xu Yang was also present to reveal a little bit of their past black history, yes, it's you guys who are making trouble! Are you embarrassed to say about us?
"And yes! Don't laugh at you girls, last year you volunteered to take care of the lonely and widowed old people left behind, why do you say you have to get rid of the few remaining teeth of the old Song Dynasty? ”
"It's really a day, and I have been dragged by his girl for several days and have not been at peace, I don't know if I'm too old to be strong? Tsk~~~"
“!!!”
Su Xiaoci suddenly had the urge to smash her head into a hole on the floor? Is this really a social practice? It's not enough to have waist strength, I think you're so special, it's still unfinished, hey~~~
For a moment, someone suddenly had the feeling that they had gone to the wrong set? it! There are still tasks such as washing toilets and pulling weeds? Don't you really want to eat instant noodles for a week? Mom, Sister Ruoyi, I want to go home~~~
In fact, not many of the people below were listening to what Instructor Xu Yang said next, everyone knew what to do, and they were discussing it one by one!
The so-called task is not unique, it doesn't mean that you can't do it if you take someone else, anyway, it's fair competition! You don't have the ability to go and nibble on instant noodles.
"Well, what are we going to do?" After thinking about it, Su Xiaoci decided to ask her roommate what he was going to do.
"Hey, don't look at your phone, fools are going to do those tasks!" Glancing at Su Xiaoci, Lin Yanshi put away her phone and said with a smile.
"What about lunch and dinner?" Someone is a little dumbfounded, but Dao Lin Yanshi has given up and is ready to eat instant noodles?
"Hey! It's okay, who said we have to eat in the cafeteria? ”
“???”
"No, look at them." Pointing to a few sneaky boys who had just passed by, I saw a few of them walking outside the school with "ready" fishing rods and bait.
"Well, they're going fishing? Didn't the school say you can't go to the river? A little confused, Su Xiaoci asked puzzled.
"Shhh~ There are several fish ponds here! They're stealing fishing! Of course, if you want to trap them, just talk to the owner of the fishpond. ”
“……”
At this time, Su Xiaoci's heart is really "sucking", and it is said that the wisdom of the people is infinite, and someone has finally seen it.
You say the cafeteria doesn't give you food? It's okay, we'll do it ourselves, this is just taking advantage of the loopholes! Of course, don't let people get caught alive when you do this kind of thing, especially not let those who have a grudge know.
"Eh, haha, by the way, Xiaoci will take you to eat honey today! What do you think? Lin Yanshi, who was frowning, suddenly her eyes lit up, as if she had thought of something, and said happily.
"Well, it's not good to steal honey and eat it......"
"What are you thinking? Just come with me, hehe......"
Looking at Su Xiaoci and the two who walked away, Chen Xuming didn't catch up, in his thoughts, he couldn't eat enough and was embarrassed to follow others?
After flipping through the tools in his hand that he didn't know where to find, someone silently thought, "I heard that there are people in the mountains who raise wild pheasants!" Going to get one? ”
Of course Chen Xuming wouldn't worry about being alone, didn't he see the five scumbags behind him who were excited? Actually, they were excited!
If it were according to the previous practice, of course, a few people would honestly do some hard tasks, but this year is different! It's different to have a bold person with it, yes, this is the thigh, you must hold it tightly.
In fact, in the past few years, they have seen it through, what are they afraid of violating the rules? I didn't see that people's bases and schools were all turning a blind eye.
Putting this side aside, are we missing something? At some point, the loud horn sounded again.
"Please all the students who did not show up at the assembly to gather at the pig farm, notify one again, and ask the following students on the list to ......"
In a certain dormitory, Xie Ming, who was still struggling how to open the door, burst into tears after hearing this broadcast.
"! Boss, I don't want to clean up the pig manure~~~"