Chapter 0280 Uninvited Guest

In the end, the noise and commotion became quiet. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Those who don't understand couplets, listen to those who understand, the more they talk, the more evil they become.

And according to what they say, it's really hard to find!

Just find five five-line words and put them together to make sense of the sentences, that's not much!

There are even a few people who put it together, and it's really not as smooth as the painter who worked as a chef in his early years said that "the range hood plugs the rust"!

Not to mention being able to match such a contextual downlink.

Seeing the two of them scratching their stubble from time to time, Lin Feng didn't have much joy in his heart. This trick really hurts a bit......

Don't say they think about it!

In the original world, but others have been right for hundreds of years, and they haven't been right for a few good ones!

This is simply an eternal absolute, and it would be strange if they could really come up with it.

That Ren Lao and Han Lao glanced at each other, and then looked at Lin Feng. The same voice sounded in my heart: Damn, this kid's polite words just now are definitely pretending!

I couldn't stop scolding my mother in my heart, now it's okay, let you pretend to be a big-tailed wolf again! Let you pretend to be generous again! Let you sell face again!

The face is green.

"Old Han, why don't you write a link first?"

"Ahem, Ren Lao, how many years older are you, let's do it."

The onlookers on the side of "......" all laughed secretly.

"Then let's write it together."

"Eh, okay."

This coupling did not make these people open their eyes, and at this time, when they saw the two of them writing the couplet at the same time, they all looked at it.

I saw that Ren Lao buried his head very low and wrote on the paper: Fallen to teppanyaki

"Haha, Ren Lao, I see if you're hungry! Iron plate haha, burn, alas, no, no, no......"

"Poof......

"That means I'm hooked on teppanyaki!"

"Ahem! I really opened my eyes today. ”

"Eh, I'm talking about Brother Han. What did you write? Why are you still covering it with a piece of paper and not letting you see it? ”

When Han Lao heard this, he couldn't help but blush, and took the paper away.

Bancheng roasted pot wine.

"Hahahaha......"

"I said you two really thought of this together!"

"Shochu, one wants to eat and one wants to drink! I think you two should take the shochu and eat teppanyaki! ”

"Laugh what a laugh!" Ren Lao's face couldn't hold back, "I really can't think of anything else!" If you have the ability, you want to go too. ”

"Hey, I said Lao Ren, I'm just a bird keeper. What do I care about you! ”

Ren Lao made a blank face: "Old Han, one day you carry soju, I will take an iron plate and go to his house to eat all the birds!" ”

"Hahahaha."

A group of people laughed.

At this moment, they looked at Lin Feng's Shanglian again, and compared with these two "dish names", it was simply the realm of desperation!

"In my opinion, this is the end of the couplet." Qiao Lao waved his hand and suppressed everyone's laughter.

"Eh, my old man really looks like he's going to do it!"

"Old Qiao must have thought of the next link, right?"

"Yes, Qiao Lao's next link might as well come and listen to it?"

Qiao Lao smiled and replied: "I'm right, it's also the name of a dish, haha, let's not say it again." Otherwise, let's listen to Lin Feng's next link. ”

"Yes, you kid tell me, what's this couplet for?"

"Ah, wait. Qiao Lao wants to run away with this sentence! Even if it's the name of the dish, we have to say it! ”

"Yes!"

"Look at what old Qiao likes to eat the most, haha."

They all followed suit.

"Huh," said Old Qiao with a blushing face, "Firewood burns the Haitian pot." ”

"Poof...... Haitian pot, haha. ”

"Look at Qiao Lao, even if you match the name of a dish, this Haitian pot is also a famous dish!"

"Haha, ahem!"

"I've been participating in this poetry meeting for almost 20 years, and this one is the most interesting."

This is all said and done, and it is time for Lin Feng.

Lin Feng didn't speak, and wrote it directly on the next couplet.

"Taoran Jinjiang embankment."

"Taoran Jinjiang embankment? All right! ”

"It's a peach burn, it's really vivid."

"Yes, it is said that the peach blossoms in February are like fire, and this burning word is directly written alive!"

……

Speaking of this couplet, he has another legend.

Legend has it that once, Qianlong went south to personally go to the south of the Yangtze River for on-the-spot scientific research.

At that time, the competition was very fierce, and in the end, the two lifters were evenly matched.

When this person was in place, Qianlong took out the absolute "smoke lock pond willow" and wanted to try these two people.

Then one of them lifted people, and after seeing this couplet, he didn't even think about it, and turned around and left on the spot.

And the other thought about it for a long time, but he didn't come up with anything good. I had no choice but to go.

So, Qianlong handpicked the first one to go first.

At this time, the ministers asked, "Long live, why did he leave without thinking about it, and he still wanted to be the first?"

Qianlong replied: My Shanglian is an absolute, and no one has been able to match it since ancient times. And the first one to go, he saw it at a glance, which shows that he must be highly talented!

Let's go back to the scene of this poetry meeting.

Lin Feng was praised for almost ten minutes in a row, and only then did everyone disperse and return to their tables, and the dishes were still hot.

However, Lin Feng could also think that these people didn't know how to scold themselves in their hearts......

He just smiled, scolded, scolded, who let himself be so damaged, he didn't even give people a chance to play.

Look at those people who are right, it's nothing.

There were only three that were a little better, and the result was the same as the name of the dish, and three dish names came out.

It is estimated that this word has become a major news again.

The big guys are eating well, and suddenly I heard some shouting voices in the corridor.

They all stopped their cups and chopsticks and looked outside.

"Sir, it's been a long time since the poetry club started, and you can't go in again! This is very clear on the invitation. ”

"Sir, if you want to go in, let us go in and say hello."

Listen to this voice, like the voices of the two security guards standing in the hallway.

But then a discordant, louder voice came inside.

"I have an invitation, why don't you let me in? Aren't you Chinese people all about hospitality? ”

"But sir, you only have one invitation, how can you go in with four people?"

Another young-sounding voice said, "We're all here for this poetry, are you afraid?" ”

At this time, Master Chen, under the signal of Qiao Lao, sped up a few steps, walked to the door, and looked out. His brows suddenly furrowed, and he muttered to himself in his heart.

He knew the person who walked in the front, and when he first sent out the invitation, he didn't think much of coming, but because he was polite, he had to leave the invitation.

In the morning, I confirmed that I couldn't come, but I didn't expect to come halfway through, and I ended up bringing three other nasty things!

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October 1, 2016 23:08:41

(To be continued.) )