Chapter 107: Eating a Pie Equals Destroying the World?

Finally, I reached an ulterior deal with the fat man, and the fat man must provide me with real-time information about Qin Hanlei and become our heroic undercover agent. He's doing things for the court, and the court won't treat him badly, right?

After the workout, the fat man and I were ready to go to breakfast, and I heard the fat man say that the canteen of Imperial Capital University is one of the best in the canteen cuisine, and the seven-story canteen is no worse than the restaurant! The first three floors are student canteens, which sell mostly snacks and box lunches, and the fourth and fifth floors are teachers' canteens, which are generally mainly engaged in small stir-fry, hot pot and other meals, which are similar to restaurants outside. The sixth and seventh floors are the choice of high-end people, you don't have to worry about your money when you come here, mountain delicacies, seafood, birds, and beasts are basically as long as you have money, you can eat! The environment is beautiful, the air is fresh, and there are pleasing buildings such as observation decks, so that you can enjoy a meal like an emperor!

In the end, I decided to blackmail the fat man for breakfast. Who told him to learn kung fu from me? If you want to learn, you have to sleep with the master, isn't it, when you are an apprentice, you have to be filial to the master, right? Fat people don't look like people with bad money, and a child from an ordinary working family can buy a top-of-the-line alien to play games? The fat man's speaker is more expensive than the average computer!

The fat man lowered his eyebrows and took out the meal card, and said with a sad face: "Big brother! Let's eat something simple, you won't want a full banquet, right? ”

"This can be had!" I said with a toothpick in my mouth.

The fat man fainted: "Big brother! Can you stop playing with me? Both of us are students, so why should students bother with students? Bun pie tube enough, how's that? ”

"I want soy milk!" I am sure.

"Let's go! Let's go! The fat man said coaxingly.

The people around me were going crazy, looking at us both and wondering - what are these two two people doing? Have breakfast and still be awesome? Still want to run after a bump?

The two of us sat in the cafeteria, the table was full of pies of various flavors, and the fat man said depressedly: "Brother! You bought thirty-seven pies, can you eat them? ”

"Bet no?" I raised an eyebrow.

"Bet on what?" The fat man said unconvinced.

"There's a flagpole on the stadium, if I can eat it, you go and pole dance with it in your arms, I can't eat it, I'll dance! What do you think? ”

"A gentleman's word!"

"Whip the horse!"

The gamble was settled, and the fat man sucked the soy milk and watched me eliminate the pie on the table. Not to mention that the pie portion of Imperial Capital University is still enough, and I felt full after eating ten sheets.

Made! Can't lose! I swallowed it at full speed again, pie in my left hand and soy milk in my right. While eating and drinking, I finally reached an extreme at the age of twenty-five - I couldn't eat anymore!

The fat man gloated and said, "Old Yang, I respect you as a man!" After eating twenty-five pies, I dare to dry seven bowls of soy milk in a row! You can, and there are twelve more, come on! Come on! Awesome! Awesome! ”

Looking at his cheap expression, I want to beat him! People can be cheap, but it's your fault to delay me eating! My dignified chairman of the Black Dragon Group actually wants to pole dance with the flagpole? How can such a shameful thing be done? I can jump, but the image of the Black Dragon Group is completely ruined!

I looked at the fat man's fat face and got angry, Ge Laozi, you have to force me to make a big move! My spirit is concentrated in the dantian, the dantian is the convergence point of the muscles and veins, and the qi and blood need to communicate with the dantian, for this gamble, Lao Tzu fights!

Qi and blood were attracted by me, I concentrated the power of qi and blood in the stomach, and the power of qi and blood began to flush the stomach, helping the stomach to move and joke, and in just two minutes, my stomach was empty. Those pies were crushed and sent into the intestines! That's right, the warrior is so domineering! Warriors are so awesome!

I'm still using it at the most rudimentary level, Duan Yu and Qiao Feng, who have learned the Six-Vein Divine Sword, drink wine, and people can use their true qi to force the wine out!

The feeling of fullness was gone, and I looked at the pie on the table and smiled. The fat man felt an inexplicable sense of anxiety and anxiety in his heart, and looking at the smile on my face, the fat man chuckled in his heart and set off a stormy wave.

The fat man piled up a flattering smile and said, "Old Yang, how many years older than me, I have to call you brother!" As a younger brother, I have to take responsibility for your body! You can't fight like that! The body is the capital of the revolution, and if you overeat so much, it will cause physical discomfort, and the discomfort will affect your health, and if you affect your health, you will delay your studies, and if you delay your studies, your teacher will be unhappy, and your teacher's unhappiness will affect your academic research, and your academic research will be affected, and your academic quality will also be affected. Some people will imitate his academic papers when they see him, and after the imitation, the academic level of the whole Huaxia will decline, and foreigners will look at the excitement and feel that Huaxia can't retreat! If you fall behind, you will be beaten, and people will bully Huaxia! Huaxia naturally can't be bullied, it will fight back, after Huaxia counterattacks, people can't be beaten blindly, they will gather a circle of little brothers to beat Huaxia, Huaxia is not an idle country, as the leader of the third world, we called for huge waves, and finally started a world war. When a world war starts, someone will inevitably be the first to use the mushroom head, and if a country uses the mushroom head, the whole world will use it, and finally the earth will enter a nuclear winter, and humanity will eventually perish! ”

The fat man swallowed his saliva, drank a bowl of soy milk, and concluded his statement: "Humanity is dead!" Who is the source of all this? It's you! It all stems from your overeating! Originated from this pointless bet! Isn't it just pole dancing with a flagpole? What about losing some people? What is your personal honor compared to the destruction of mankind? Brother! Listen to my brother's advice! Don't eat any more! Harm others and yourself! ”

I was dumbfounded when I listened to the fat man's words, the coherence was clear, the language was fluent, and the reason was well-founded, so that I couldn't refute it at all - there was nothing wrong with this development line! I touched the back of my head and said, "I don't read much, don't lie to me!" ”

The fat man said sincerely: "You have to believe me!" How could I lie to you? Don't be stubborn, you're the whole human race behind you! ”

Wait, I always feel that something is wrong! How can I eat pie or not to get to the survival of human beings? This fat guy steals the concept! This language game made him very happy!

I said hehe, "Actually, the survival of human beings has nothing to do with whether I eat pie or not!" Hold me up, I can still eat! That's not enough stuff for me to stuff my teeth! According to your logic, if my body had not been sick, the world would not have perished! Alright, man, get ready for pole dancing! Given your size, I won't ask you to do the top tube maneuver."

In the fat man's desperate eyes, I viciously wiped out the remaining pies, and then snapped my fingers: "Let's go!" Work on the flagpole! (To be continued.) )