This chapter is sponsored by the author himself - I write my own novels, and I feed myself bags of salt

"Little sister, although you are tall and not low-spirited, why do you have to get along with me, an old senior? College students should study hard honestly, and play all day long to fight and kill, how challenging is it? I'm afraid I'll discount you all of a sudden, with your little arms and legs," I dug my nostrils vigorously, and then talked about the boogers lightly

Lin Yixuan blushed and shouted, "I want to compare with you!" Since I joined the club, I heard that there was a senior named Yang Mengmeng in the last session! I guess it's you! I'm going to try it out with you! I'm going to win you with dignity, and then leave the cos club with disdain, instead of being chased away by someone! ”

This girl is quite stubborn, and quite dignified, much stronger than when I was not ashamed, young and frivolous

I hugged the meow and gently touched her ears and I found that I like to tease the meow more and more like to tease the meow mi's ears, although it is easy to be meowed and bounced, but it is really fun!

"It's not bad than cutting, but it's good, I'm a big N, an old senior, and I'm playing with you with a little girl? After going to society, you must know that if you want others to agree with your proposal, you must make the other party profitable, or hum "I turned my eyes to the tail of the meow again, and I like her two extrahuman organs the most

At this time, Lin Yixuan had already fallen into a state of war between heaven and man, but Sima Liuli found the difference between Meow Mi: "Boss? How can Xiaomi have ears and tails? ”

I put down the tail of the meow lightly, and said slowly: "Cosplay The cat I used to raise was the cat wingman I used to chase your ex-sister-in-law, you also know that I like to raise cats, and my daughter I also dress up according to the standards of cats I trust the bionic ears and tail imported from abroad, with a built-in microcomputer, which can automatically swing the mother, and it cost me most of my salary"

Listening to my explanation, Sima Liuli nodded, she knew that I had a slight transvestite, I like to wear things randomly, and I also like to wear things to the people around me, I guess at this time, what definitely appeared in her mind at this time was my dress with jeans and oxford shoes

She looked at Meow Mi's eyes and became more sympathetic, because she felt that Meow Mi had such an unreliable father and a bright future.

Lin Yixuan came back to her senses and gritted her teeth: "If I want to lose to you, I will be your girlfriend!" ”

"Oops, kids, don't be too impulsive, hey! It's not good to bet on the happiness of your life, it's too big to play! Besides, little sister, what else do you have to praise besides being taller? The face is okay, but it's still a level worse than my daughter, you can't even compare to my daughter, and you still want to fight with her mother? Kid, change the bet and you're not attractive enough! "I crossed Erlang's legs and struck with sarcasm, just to dispel the idea that this little crazy girl wanted to challenge me, how busy am I, how can I have time to make trouble with her!

Lin Yixuan is about to be mad by me, she has never seen me so evil, in her eyes I am definitely the combination of all the original sins of human beings, even if I live and die, I must go to hell for the filthy storage! This damn goblin!

"And what do you think you want?" Lin Yixuan roared out angrily, like a junior who was abandoned by a man, everyone will listen to this metaphor, who made our literary skills so weak.

I stroked the long golden hair of Meow Mi, and said like a hooligan leader: "In this way, there will be a big show in the cos club in two days, or a commercial performance of our PK, see whose clothes are beautiful As a professional tailor, you should know how to judge, I won't tell you the rules, let's see it on the spot when the time comes!" Remember, you're going to lose, you're going to have to work part-time for the rest of your college and you'll have to take in three apprenticeships before you graduate, understand? ”

Lin Yixuan clenched her fists angrily: "Okay!" If you lose, I'll disband the COS club! I'm going to beat you rightfully! Then rebuild my own COS club! Then he turned around and walked out of the office, slamming the door in a rage.

Sima Liuli looked at me with a smile, his eyes were full of schadenfreude, and I was so angry that I jumped high.

"Hey, little Liuli? Even your cute brother dares to calculate? Anyway, this head is missing a thread, and Mao has such a big hatred with me? Did I recruit her and provoke her? According to the grade, I retired and she only went to college, so I can't provoke this trip," I asked, confused at the back of my head.

Sima Liuli covered her mouth and chuckled: "You really provoked her, in her eyes, you are her rival?" ”

"Hey! Don't talk nonsense! Dude, a proper single aristocrat, you have been single since your ex-sister-in-law swept me out! How can I have the spare time to play with a little girl as a rival? "I jumped high and jumped on the trail.

Sima Liuli looked at me resentfully: "You still don't know your charm? If you hadn't had a girlfriend at the beginning, how many beautiful girls in the cos club would rush to fall in love with you? ”

I laughed and said, "Don't blame me, didn't I refuse it, didn't you, what do you mean by that?" Could it be that after I'm gone, there is still a girl who misses me? Oh my God, what a sin I have made"

"Hey, this time you know why this girl hates you so much, especially since you never showed up after you graduated, this girl's hatred for you is like a surging river, and it seems to be very flooded, and it is out of control." Sima Liuli smiled gloatingly.

"Blame me? At the beginning, the gang of people in the first generation of COS Club were either cold or improper, or they were big perverts, and Lao Tzu didn't come forward to coordinate who would come forward? Isn't it just that I've been a warm man for a few years? As for it? I picked up my golden hair and said bitterly.

Sima Liuli said with strange eyes: "Warm men are not terrible, but I am afraid that warm men can fight the world - last time, you picked the feat of the Taekwondo Club by yourself, how many girls' spring hearts were touched?" Besides, a boy who can make clothes, can cook, can play the guitar, can dance hip-hop, and is 1.8 meters tall and up to 90 is the boyfriend that many girls dream of? ”

Well, I shrugged helplessly, and said to Meow, "Hear me, your dad and I'm very good."

Meow rolled her eyes, collapsed out of my arms, lay in Sima Liuli's arms, and grimaced at me: "Perverted!" ”

Sima Liuli laughed directly: "Senior, your daughter is really interesting!" ”

I was left messy in the wind, and there was only one sentence left in my heart that lingered in my heart: "I am a pervert, I am a pervert"

After straightening my face, I said solemnly: "Don't make trouble, it's time to talk about business!"