December 1st, 10 a.m

The incident had happened an hour before he had returned from outside, when the alarm in the room went off, then there was a violent grinding sound, and then soon after, the light filled the window, and the roar of the natural disaster almost shattered his eardrums

However, strange things happened in the back, one of them, two eggs broke their windows and were thrown in their faces, and then a piece of tofu-like material was thrown in their faces again along the gap they had broken, followed by a big explosion caused by the heat

That's it.,The following remarks are all seen as what the author said rather than what I said.,After all, my setting hasn't been ruined into slag.,It's good to keep the half-three-nothing.,Of course, I know that the male protagonist has to learn to complain.,But I'm not the protagonist.,Actually, I'm the protagonist.,But the introduction says I'm not the protagonist.,At least not now.

So ready to go? Here we go

Well, he first had to admit that his house's warranty and accident insurance were valid just past ten o'clock yesterday night, and of course, that's not the point, money is never an issue

And then there's the second point, I have to cook by myself, yes, I have to cook by myself, after all, it doesn't matter if it's just me, because I don't feel hungry, right? But what, I still have two girls in the house, yes, I have two girls, and I've been raising them for more than a month, and I think they're pretty good, so I want to recommend you to try it too, but you can't raise them, otherwise you'll be taken away by the police, right?

So let's talk about the girl, I adopted it through a legal channel, of course, you don't have to talk about which channel the legal channel refers to, continue, they are still the age of high school students, of course, I don't know if they are or not, after all, the elf creature may have lived for hundreds of years but still pretend to be seventeen years old, okay, let's not play this stalk first, after all, the protagonist of this stalk has not yet appeared, in fact, it has appeared, but I haven't written it yet

So go on.,First of all, let's leave her alone when we eat time.,But the other is a little Lori.,Yes,It's a little Lori.,Not only looks like but also has a similar personality.,Qingyin soft body is easy to push down (cross out) How should little Lori be raised? I'll talk about this later, but I guess it's useless for you to learn it, so I'll not talk about it

Okay, okay, let's get down to business, how should Lori be raised? The most important thing is to make sure that the food is good in the first place, right? After all, now these days, any man caught from the street is a double doctorate graduate of New Oriental and Lan Xiang, no matter what good Lori's stomach is still playing?

So now I can't play anymore, the kitchen is gone, what else can I do without the kitchen? I can't make noodles, and of course that's not the point, I can go out and buy food

And most importantly! I'm still in the kitchen!!!!

"Boom!" After Chong crawled out of the ruins, he immediately pulled out the kitchen knife from the knife holder, and his eyes burst out with a fierce light. Isn't it fierce that I don't even hit the ellipsis!

"What the hell is this?" Shizaki Kurumi looked at the battlefield full of gunpowder smoke and the forehead in the living room, and said in surprise with two eggs and tofu

"Big brother, what are you eating today, ah!" After rubbing his eyes and walking out of the door, he suddenly let out a soft scream

"Eat hot pot in the morning, I'll burn the fire immediately" Chongmo said coldly after grinding the knife, "Eggs and tofu, maybe some shredded meat"

The sound of the shell breaking with a "click".

"The egg is broken," Kurumi said

Chong's eyes turned to tofu

"Poof"

"The tofu is also broken, hehe~" Si Xian Nai laughed

"Forget it, eat sashimi," Chong Leng said coldly

"Poof" the sound of meat touching the ground

“”

“”

The three of them looked at the three girls in front of them in silence at the same time, what the hell? Has the courier company changed its tricks?

"Chongtian has dropped a girl," Kurumi twitched the corners of his mouth

"Who has the phone number of Yuuki Rito or Sakurai Tomoki, what should I do at this time, I want to ask" Chong took out the phone and said lightly

"Ahh

"Forget it, throw them in the empty room, I'll repair the kitchen, and you can buy breakfast outside" Chong said helplessly, what the hell is this

―――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――― the dividing line of the girl

"Chong~There's a girl waking up~" Kurumi's voice came from above

"Go and ask her who called her here and what her purpose is, and press the bedside button without answering or resisting" Chong poked his head out from under the pool and shouted, "Don't bother me"

Chong reached out and took the toolbox, then turned on the flashlight and shone it

Next, a second explosion sounded here

"Puff" Chong silently pulled out the fragments on his head, and then waved the vice in his hand, it seemed that it was necessary to fight

"The target is not there" An indifferent female voice came from above, so Chong decisively looked up from the ruins

In front of "Attack" was a blonde girl with red pupils, about sixteen or seventeen years old, wearing a revealing black leather coat, if you exclude the other party's hair that has turned into a shield, it is indeed an ordinary exhibitionist

"That's what I'm going to say, who sent you, those militants in the sky, or some alien visitor?" Chong Leng said coldly, "Say it now or I let you say it"

"The client is confidential, although she came a month late because of the relationship between the space pirates, but" her left hand instantly turned into a hammer "The target was still discovered, Yuki Rito, my name is Golden Shadow, and I am the killer who came to assassinate you"

After hearing this, he put down the vise, then crouched down and began to sort out the debris on the ground

"Have you given up resistance," the Golden Shadow said in surprise

"Yuki Rito can't live here, I want to find him tomorrow in the United Campus, Class 3, he is the one with red hair," Chong said lightly, "You found the wrong person, leave right now"

"Liar? There was nothing wrong with the landing place."

"There's a magnet underneath this, and all iron flying objects approaching from above will have their flight trajectory changed," Chong said lightly, "Maybe it's interfering with your route"

"Chong! Asked out Oh, the little angel said that her destination was the home of a man called Tomoki Sakurai" Kurumi's voice came from the second floor

Chong stood up, then silently walked deeper into the first floor

When the "click" came out again, Chong's hand had already put up an electromagnetic cannon.,School City LV5 family recommendation,There is no problem in removing a three-story small bungalow with one shot.

"Forget it, you better not go," Chong said coldly after pulling the safety bolt apart

"Full. Division. All. Stay. Under. Come"

Half an hour later

"Then all the lost ladies," Kurumi sat on the sofa with a smile on his face and asked the four girls in front of him, "Can you explain your purpose?"

By the way, Chong was in the kitchen at this time, and the four series also went to help, mainly to help block the sewers that were already spraying water

"That" The girl with the pink ponytail looked to the side, and about a dozen cannons were all aimed at her

"Chong won't be distressed, the only place he cares about has been smashed by you" Crazy San still smiled, "By the way, I'm also heartbroken, although I have the idea of losing weight, but ah, I still have to eat rice, right?"

"yes, I'm going to have something to eat when I'm losing weight," the girl with short pink hair smiled and nodded in agreement

"Ah, it looks like we have a common language."

"yes"

"Then don't get away from the topic, let's not talk about whether you can get out of this room" Kurumi licked his lips, "It's hard to see if you can stand up."

"Boom" The next moment, a huge clock has appeared behind Kurumi Tokizaki

"So, this young lady who shares a language with me, you'd better stop that strange ability immediately, if the second floor is injured, Chong won't be talking to you like this" Kurumi showed his right eye, "I haven't done it for a long time"

"Okay," the short-haired girl snapped her fingers, and the roots of the plant sticking out of the ceiling instantly withdrew into the pot

"Keep freezing, not a drop of water will be exposed, or it will be troublesome to repair it again," Chong's voice came from the kitchen

"Yes~/Yes!" Two replies rang out at the same time

"Then let's continue the topic, everyone," Kurumi smiled and took back the clock, "Don't waste your efforts with the universal angel over there, there can be a jammer that can instantly paralyze the machine and the network, and if you press it, your body may be very uncomfortable."

"Cut, it's just a bug on the ground," the blue-haired girl tilted her head

"Say, while there's still enough time"

"Okay, I'll say it first," the girl with the double ponytail sighed, "My name is Nana Asda Debiluk, the second princess of the Debiluk galaxy"

"Dream Belia Debiluce, the third princess of the Debiluk galaxy"

"The person next to Rito Yuuki also said the same, asking what the relationship is" Chong's voice came again

"Ahh Big brother, the water pipe is bursting again! ”

"Tsk, keep freezing, put on my clothes"

"Ah, that's our sister, we came down to find her," Mengmeng raised her hand and signaled

(The name is so long) This is the only thought in Kurumi's mind

"Nimfu, codename β, universal angel for electronic warfare, to which Sinapus belongs, order? How can I sue you?"

"Icarus, who also belongs, may be here to recover or destroy the other party, but judging from this combat power, it should be to put the intelligent angel away after it sleeps, and the other one doesn't need to ask, just like the previous ones" The third voice came

"Ahh Broken again! ”

"Don't touch it, I'll get it, you go ahead and connect the water pipes"

"Well, I'm looking for the wrong person," Mad San thought after nodding his lips

"There is, there is an absolutely satisfactory method!" Kurumi was inexplicably excited after a while, "Chong will definitely be happy"

The hustle and bustle of the kitchen stopped

"You guys~" Kurumi smiled, "Let's all stay!" ”

"Shhhh

"Ah!! Big brother, you have a lot of blood on your hands!! ”

postscript

"I'm going to France," Chong put on his hat after tidying up the kitchen, and carried a suitcase in his hand, which had just been bandaged

"Ahh

"Fellow party or temporary resident?" Chong rarely said something irrelevant

"You can do whatever you want me to be"

"Throw me out for the three nights I spent inside"

"Why?"

"Noisy, and inconvenient, they will have a place to live, but not here"

"Yes~"

"Forget it" Chong shook his head, then turned to leave

About two days later, he received a notification that his credit card had been swiped out of town, and the main item was to buy furniture, which may have occurred to him for the first time in his life to take a rocket back

Eventually, of course, he had a new occupant in his house