Chapter 66: My Ass
Just as I was having fun eating the yogurt, the damn wind blew and I was hit by the lid of the yogurt and it fell straight down.
The yogurt was like white mud to the flies, and I was completely buried by the yogurt as soon as I got inside.
My nose, mouth, and ears were all over me, and I was like a trap in a swamp, and the more I moved, the faster I sank downward.
The only thing that's better than falling into a swamp is that this yogurt is drinkable, but even if I could, I wouldn't be able to drink it all, right?
I resisted in my heart, but I didn't expect that they would become flies and die in the yogurt.
Who believes it, but it's not impossible to be unlucky.
I saw a joke on the Internet before, about a person who choked to death by sour plum soup.
So there's no reason to say that I'm unlucky, and I'm not setting a new record? Died in the yogurt.
Just when I was almost in despair, Daifuku's voice sounded above me.
"Cente, are you alright? Not dead, right? Daifuku's voice came from above.
"Help, if you don't find a way to get me out, I'll die." I exclaimed anxiously.
"I told you not to eat it, you were disobedient, and now you know it's wrong, right? Look if you will listen to you in the future. Daifuku said in a reproachful tone.
"When is this coming, you still have time to talk so much nonsense, save me first, or I'll really die later." I almost cried, what is this?
Even if you really want to teach me a lesson, you'll have to wait until I go up. Is it time to chat?
"Anthracene, you wait, I'll go find the rope." Daifuku said and flew away.
"You need to hurry. Otherwise, I'd be dead. I looked at the back of the big fortune and shouted anxiously.
"Are you alright?" As soon as the big fortune left, the big fly before flew over and asked with concern.
"You're absolutely not." I said depressedly.
"You can't still talk and die, your girlfriend has already found a rope for you, stay here, let's go first, if you can live, remember to watch the air competition." The big fly flew away with his child.
No way. What kind of flies, don't save you when you die, this is, why are you talking so much nonsense if you don't save you? Tease me?
Watch as the two flies fly away. My heart is unusually depressed, and now I want to come back as soon as possible.
Otherwise, what if a friend of mine comes over with yogurt and eats me directly?
I didn't dare to move on top of the yogurt, for fear that if I did, I would sink down.
In this long wait, the great fortune finally returned. Not only did he come back, but he also brought a strand of hair with him. Is this called a rope?
"Cent, are you alright?" Na Daifuku exclaimed anxiously.
"No, it's okay, I can't die." I said cautiously, I was afraid that the loud voice would shake the yogurt, and then I would sink.
"It's okay, it's okay, I'll put this rope down. Hold on, I'll pull you up. Daifuku called out to me with the strand of his hair.
"Okay. Hurry up. "I didn't want to stay for a minute, so I hurriedly told Na Daifuku to hurry up.
That Dafu hurriedly began to put the hair strands, and as the hair slowly fell towards me, suddenly a voice came to mind.
"Flies, bad, bad." Then a little girl came over and slapped Daifuku away.
It was not only Daifuku who took away, but also my hope, and I watched as Daifuku fell to the side with that strand of hair.
And the child didn't know if he was thirsty from eating that snack, or if he was thirsty because he was tired late.
I grabbed the yogurt and started sucking it with that habit, and I slowly felt the yogurt around me decreasing.
This means that I will not drown, and I am so happy to see such a situation, and there is such a thing for me to encounter.
After the tube finished sucking up the yogurt around me, suddenly a powerful suction force came towards me.
Then I rushed towards the straw and got stuck in it.
Everyone knows what a fly looks like, and even if it's not big, it's at least bigger than a straw.
And now my ass is just stuck on the top of the straw, and I feel a strong suction force on it, and I feel like the lower half of my body is going to leave me.
My whole ass was going to move, as if I was going to leave me, it was like five horses splitting the corpse, which made me extremely uncomfortable.
Just when I thought I was going to get stuck in the straw, the suction on it suddenly stopped.
After all, the child's lung capacity is limited, but fortunately, he picked up a small life.
But I obviously underestimated the strength of children now, this guy definitely has the potential to participate in The Voice of China.
Just when I thought I was safe, suddenly I felt an unusually huge force that sucked me directly into the straw.
I felt like I was wearing a myriad of tights in an instant, and I rushed through the straw to the top.
And I was like a pipe cleaner, pushing all the yogurt out of the straw and sucking it straight into the little girl's mouth.
If I get in, will I still be able to come out alive? Isn't that really dead? The moment I entered my mouth, I grabbed at the tonsils in the middle of my throat, and even though it was, the yogurt that came one after another swept towards me like a blizzard.
But the next scene made me even more depressed, I was still swallowing yogurt frantically just now, and instantly began to spit out from the inside of my throat.
Everyone knows that just touching your finger in your throat can cause a vomiting reaction, and I lived directly on the tonsils in the innermost part of the little girl's mouth.
I didn't vomit and eat, so I fell out of the girl's mouth along with the vomit.
As the so-called flying stream went straight down 3,000 feet, I felt that I was typical, I fell directly from that height, and I almost lost half my life, I finally survived, but it was also a very painful thing to fall on the vomit.
I finally came back to life, but the vomit around me was unusually clingy, I couldn't crawl, and what was even more frustrating was that the child's family rushed over in a hurry.
I saw a huge figure rushing towards this side with eager footsteps......
(To be continued.) )