"Chapter Ninety-Nine: The Ionian God of Food"

A figure in the dense forest was carefully searching for something, it was the third of the three people who appeared just now. From his demeanor, it can be seen that he has very good jungle search skills, and he shuttles through the jungle silently, and every corner is not let go by him.

However, what he never imagined was that less than five meters around him at this time, a pair of eyes hiding in the dark were staring at him, and this person was Luica. After separating from Bruce, he began to re-investigate the nearby dense forest, during which he sensed several control guards, all of which he carefully avoided. As for whether it was found or not, he did not know. However, according to the appearance of this third child, he knew that he should not have been discovered.

Luica carefully probed the cultivation of this third child, a seventh-level rune master, and the power of runes reached nearly 160,000 geales, Lu Yika frowned, feeling a little tricky. But he apparently had no better goal, and now that he didn't know anything about the Noxians' arrangement, he had to scratch his tongue and try to ask the Noxians what they planned next.

The jungle was very quiet, and the third child slowly searched through the jungle like an old hunter. As you walk, you cover your tracks. Suddenly, at this moment, a flying knife came at him from less than five meters away.

All this happened between the lightning and flint, and by the time the third child noticed the flying knife, the flying knife was already in front of him. This is not an ordinary flying knife, it is a flying knife specially created by Calvin for Luica, a five-pattern rune device.

With such a close distance, the third child didn't have time to react at all. But in the midst of lightning, his instinct told him that he had to do something, or he would die. I saw that the third child's head was slightly deviated, and the flying knife slashed across his face, and in an instant, his face was cut out. Just as he was glad that he had dodged the blow just now, Luiga had already come to him, and a sword was placed on the neck of the third child. There was a cold feeling on the blade of the sword, which made the third child pause for a moment, and he didn't dare to move anymore.

"Who are you!" the third asked coldly, in Noxian, but what awaited him was not a response from the sword-wielder behind him, but a heavy blow. A huge force came from his head, and the third child suddenly felt as if he had been hit by a 10,000-pound boulder. His forehead began to bleed, and his consciousness began to slowly fall asleep, then collapsed.

Seeing the third child fall, Luiga stepped forward and checked the state of the third child, and found that he was not dead but fainted. Luica breathed a sigh of relief, he had just used a lot of force in this punch. He was really worried that he would kill this Noxian, and if this man died, he would have to find a tongue again.

Lu Yika first searched the things on the third child's body and found more than a hundred rune stones and a bottle. The bottle contained a blue liquid-like substance, and Luiga was overjoyed to see this, this liquid was very similar to the rune essence described in the book, and Luiga was basically sure that it was the rune essence. But then Luiga's brow furrowed again, because the amount of rune essence found on this Noxian was too small, and it was not enough to forge dark veins.

Luiga put away the rune essence, casting dark veins is a big deal, he didn't want to do anything wrong because he was in a hurry, and decided to wait until he had enough rune essence to try again. Anyway, he's now sure that the Noxians have this thing on them, and he'll be done with a few more.

Luiga carried the fainted third child and ran towards the place where Bruce was before, the control guards on this section of the road had been checked by him before, and he carefully avoided those control guards. Soon Luiga was where Bruce had been.

Once here, Luiga swept around. He was shocked to find that the fat man Bruce was gone. Secretly said: "This fat man must not have been caught by the Noxians!" Thinking of this, he hurriedly shouted softly several times, "Fatty, fat, Bruce ......"

But after calling several times, but still no one answered him, Luiga was shocked at this time, and he guessed that Bruce had an accident. With Bruce's strength, if he was discovered by the Noxians, Luiga didn't have to think about it to know what the outcome would be. Just as he was thinking about this, there was a sudden movement on the ground, coming from the dirt. Luiga was shocked by this, and hurriedly took out her sword and pointed it at the ground that made a noise.

The next moment, a head came out of the dirt, and the sight really startled Luiga. In the end, I found out that this head was actually Bruce, and this fat man really buried himself.

"I'll rub it, fat man, you're sick. You like to bury yourself so much?" Luiga said to Bruce.

Bruce saw that it was Luica, and his face showed an excited expression, and he slowly squirmed from the dirt to the outside, and said as he squirmed: "You are embarrassed to say me, you have been gone for so long, I thought you left your brother and ran away by yourself." I'm scared, I can't help but dig a hole here. Hiding in the pit really made me feel much safer, and my body didn't tremble anymore. Today is a big loss, and I probably have to lose a few pounds of flesh!"

"Gotta get it, look at your useless look. I really doubt that you were born to your father, the dignified Captain of the Iron Wall, a level 14 rune master, how could you give birth to such a coward!" Luiga said with disdain.

"Damn, of course I was born to my father, who stipulates that the son of the commander of the Iron Wall Legion cannot be afraid of death. Those who are afraid of death can live longer. After saying that, Bruce had come out of the dirt, and sat on the ground gasping for breath, and it could be seen that he was not tired this time.

When Bruce came out, he saw a person lying next to Luica, and he saw that he was actually a Noxian. Bruce's face turned pale, and he hurriedly stood up in fright, and ran towards the pit he had just come out of. Seeing him like this, he was ready to hide in that big pit again.

Luiga was so angry with him that he shouted: "I'm hiding from your sister, this one was knocked out by Lao Tzu, can a fainted person scare you like this?"

Hearing Luica's words, Bruce's footsteps paused, and then slowly turned around and asked tentatively, "Are you really fainting?"

"I'll rub it, you won't see for yourself, what do you do with long eyes!" Luica said speechlessly.

Bruce looked at the third child on the ground and saw that he didn't make any noise. He breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and then slowly walked in front of the third child, carefully looked at the third child who fainted on the ground, and said: "Tut-tut, you can Ah Luiga, I actually knocked out a Noxians not long after I went out." ”

"Hehe, it's average, not as good as you. It didn't take long for you to dig such a big hole, and to be honest, I really admire you. Luica gave Bruce a blank look.

"Hey, hey, I'm smiling. Ever since I learned about the Hunting Trial, I've been learning the art of digging pits, and now I'm a little bit of a teenager. After speaking, Bruce looked at the third child on the ground viciously, picked up the weapon and prepared to slash at the third child on the ground, his weapon was also an axe.

Luiga was shocked when she saw this, and hurriedly stopped him and shouted: "Dead fatty, what are you doing!"

"What are you doing, slaughtering this Noxian dog offal, I'm scared, I'm going to chop him into mash!" Bruce said hideously.

"Chop your sister, Lao Tzu's tongue that was hard to catch, you chop him up, who will I ask the Noxians about their plans. Luiga said angrily.

"Uh, it's your tongue, hehe, I'm sorry, I was impulsive, don't be surprised. Bruce said with a quick face.

Luica glared at him, but did not speak, then found a handful of grass and made a ball of grass and stuffed it in the third child's mouth, and then said to Bruce: "Fatty, give you a chance to take revenge, go and break this kid's limbs, the kind that shattered it." ”

Hearing Luica's words, Bruce's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly said, "Okay, big brother, you can take care of it, I'm good at this kind of thing!" After saying that, Bruce raised his axe and smashed it directly at one of the third arm. Of course, he wasn't using the blade side. The next moment, a crisp sound came out, it was the sound of bones shattering.

The third child was directly woken up by this sharp pain, and Bruce saw that he suddenly woke up, his face was shocked, and he hurriedly flashed to the back, vigilantly looking at the third child who was screaming on the ground. Fat cat bar

"I said fatty, what are you afraid of, what can he do to you when he's like this? Hurry up, cut off the other hands and feet for him, deal with it early, I'll act early. This hunt was very tight, just seven days. You can't afford to pay for it. Louis said lightly beside him.

Bruce also noticed the current state of the third child at this time, and he really couldn't do anything except howl miserably. Bruce raised his axe and slammed it into the third arm, followed by another crisp sound. The bones in his other arm shattered, and just as Bruce was about to smash it into the third leg, the third spoke.

The third child stared at Bruce deadly, his eyes were scarlet, and he said to Bruce fiercely: "You damn Ionian, if you dare to sneak attack me, I will kill you!"

Bruce was taken aback by the murderous appearance of the third child, but the third spoke Noxian, which he didn't understand at all, and turned his head to look at Luiga with an inquiring look.

Luica waved his hand at Bruce and said, "Stop for a moment, wait until I ask this kid a few questions!"

After speaking, Luiga looked at the third child on the ground and asked lightly, "Tell me your name." Luiga spoke Noxian, and Bruce on the side looked at him in surprise and said, "Luica, how do you know Noxus?"

"What's so strange about knowing a few foreign languages, make a fuss, don't bother me to interrogate this kid, and stay there!" Luiga didn't pay any attention to Bruce, but looked at the third child.

"Haha, lowly Ionian, don't try to get any information from me, if you kill me, my brothers will help me avenge me!"

"Well, it's pretty hard-mouthed, and since you don't want to tell me your name, I'll call you shit. People have to have a code name, and it's a bit disrespectful to always ask you to feed. Luiga said lightly.

"Dog, your mother, you are shit, Lao Tzu has a name, Lao Tzu told the third child to remember!" said the third angrily.

"Hahaha, your parents' names are really arbitrary, and they don't sound as good as the shit I called. But seeing that you are so excited, I will call you the third child, after all, not all cats and dogs can call shit, and shit is also dignified. Luica laughed.

After speaking, Luiga took out the broken control guard and asked the third, "Third, you can explain to me what this thing is." ”

The third looked at the broken control guard in Luica's hand, turned his head and ignored Luica.

Seeing him like this, Luiga smiled and said, "Yes, yes, his mouth is quite hard." But I don't want you to just say it, I'll have a lot less fun. ”

After speaking, Luiga paused, and then continued: "First of all, I would like to briefly introduce myself, my name is the God of Food, and I was born in Ionia into a family of chefs. By chance, I embarked on the path of cultivation. But that didn't stop me from loving my craft, and with my hard work, I became one of the most famous young chefs in Ionia, and do you know what I'm best at?"

Speaking of this, Luiga paused again, and then said, "I think when I introduce my specialty dishes, I need to set the mood first, and the atmosphere is a bit heavy now." After saying that, Luiga said to Bruce, "Fatty, do it." Break one of his legs first!"

Hearing Luiga's words, Bruce picked up the axe and walked towards the third. Seeing this, the third child was shocked and said, "What are you going to do?"

When Bruce heard the third child's words, he looked at Luica and asked suspiciously, "I don't understand a word of what this force is talking about." ”

"He said he was your uncle. Luiga said lightly.

As soon as Luica's words came out, Bruce immediately became angry, raised his axe and smashed it down on the third child's leg, shouting while smashing: "I'll go to your uncle, you dare to pretend to be my uncle when the dog is like this!"

Then there was a crisp sound of breaking bones, and the axe was a blow from Bruce's rage, and the force could be imagined. One of the third child's legs was smashed and deformed, and his expression was extremely painful. He wanted to touch his broken leg with his hand, but found that his hand couldn't move at all, and the third child's heart was a little desperate at this time.

After Bruce finished smashing, he glared at the third child, his eyes full of anger. The third child complained in his heart at this time: "You smashed my leg on a dog day, and what does it mean to make such an angry expression, shouldn't I be the one who should be angry now?"

Luica walked over to the third child with a smile and said, "The atmosphere is obviously much more relaxed now, and I can finally introduce my specialty dishes." I hope you remember the name of this dish, because this dish is absolutely unprecedented, and it can be regarded as a masterpiece that created one of the great cuisines of the Land of Runeterra. Its name is Ling Chi. ”

"Maybe you don't understand what this name means, it's okay, I'll explain it to you clearly! Speaking of Ling Chi, I have to mention this knife first. After speaking, Luica took out a flying knife, the kind specially made by Calvin, and then said to the third child: "The name of this knife is called the boning knife, and it was specially created for me by the greatest foundry in Ionia, in order to make the famous dish of Ling Chi." ”

"If you want to be Ling Chi, you must first find a magical beast, remember, you must live. After having Warcraft, of course, the first step is to remove the hair, and after the hair, our big drama is officially opened. After speaking, Luica used the flying knife to lightly slash the third child's face, and the third child felt the sharpness of the flying knife and shivered unconsciously.

"I don't feel any difference with this knife, it's much sharper than a normal knife. We use this knife to cut off the flesh of the monster piece by piece, at this time, be careful, the speed can not be too fast, we remember to stop the bleeding of the monster when we cut, if this monster is dead, then this Ling Chi will be considered a failure. Every time we cut off a piece of meat, we eat it in front of the monsters, and even if they are ferocious monsters, they will be terrified when they see their flesh being eaten. That look of Warcraft will definitely make you forget it for the rest of your life. ”

"That's it, slash by knife, and then you can see that the monster seems to be going deeper and deeper into the abyss of despair. At this point you are no longer just eating meat, at that point you will feel like a king in control. This is the charm of my dish, how about it, are you still satisfied with my great invention?" Luiga smiled grimly at the third child.

The third child's heart was already exploding at the moment, through Luica's description just now, he seemed to personally feel the terrifying scene, and complained frantically in his heart: "Who the fuck said that the Ionians yearn for peace, they are simply devils, they can even invent this terrible dish, and their ferocity far exceeds that of Noxus!"

"Hehe, you must be wondering why I introduced you to this Ling Chi. You know, since inventing this Ling Chi, I've tried to use a lot of Warcraft as an ingredient, but I've never used anyone. This became my regret, this time I finally had the opportunity to come to the hunting trial, at that time I secretly swore in my heart, here I must find someone to try my Ling Chi, fortunately let me meet you. Third, you are lucky because you are about to make a perfect dish. ”

As soon as Luiga's words came out, the third child's face turned white instantly, he didn't expect Luiga to be so cruel, this behavior is simply outrageous, the third pointed at Luiga and trembled: "You murderous Ionian, you can make this kind of inhumane dish, you are simply exterminating humanity!"

Hearing the third child's words, Luiga smiled and said: "Can I understand that you are praising me? I forgot to introduce my nickname to you just now, listen clearly, there is the bloody hand slaughter that everyone in Ionia knows and everyone knows, please remember this title!"