Chapter 48: The Role of Cannon Fodder
What is disrespectful, it is simply admired, although I dislike Gu Zhun for climbing the pole, but who told him to save himself in danger again today, he will not demolish him. Looking at the old and young in front of him who were walking and talking very harmoniously, Su Taotao secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and finally fooled his mother.
Unexpectedly, she underestimated her mother's memory and concentration on the blind date, and after throwing the newcomer Gu Zhun to Su's father, who was caught off guard, Su's mother tricked her into the kitchen in the name of letting Su Taotao take the handle, and as soon as the door was closed, the "prisoner" began to be arraigned.
"Although this kid you brought home is indeed much more pleasing to the eye than the one that Aunt Ye introduced to you, but since it is the child of your Aunt Ye's cousin, I have to have an explanation if you can't get along with others. Tell me what the hell is going on, and what kind of turkey man, why didn't you get down to business in the morning, and you saw some messy people. ”
"That Aunt Ye's cousin's child is a turkey man, speaking of which, Mom, you didn't see that turkey man's dress, it's like a second-rate, a rogue look, and I'm embarrassed to say what kind of fashion designer I am, and I'm going to take me to drink in broad daylight." Su Taotao tried his best to choreograph, and tried to make the turkey man an ugly image of a social unemployed vagrant, so as to cover up the fact that he ran away from the blind date when he didn't succeed.
"I saw that although the kid in the photo was oily, he looked quite energetic, but I didn't expect it to be such a nonchalant person." Su's mother couldn't help but be stunned when she heard it, and she took the girl to drink when they met for the first time, or in broad daylight, and it didn't sound like a good person: "Originally, I thought that it would be more reliable to be introduced by an acquaintance, but I didn't expect to almost push you into the fire pit." Fortunately, my daughter is smart and witty, and she was not confused by his appearance. Then what about you, why did you come back with this kid outside? ”
Su Taotao secretly slandered herself, she didn't feel how handsome the handsome guy was dangling in front of her, not to mention this kind of mentally abnormal thinking is different from ordinary people's little white-faced sissy, and my mother's aesthetics are simply getting more and more degraded. One day she should be allowed to meet Lu Zhen, then it is really called a jade tree Linfeng, and the aunt who dances the square dance in the custody community is heartbroken when she sees it.
"That turkey was going to drag me to drink, and I was afraid that he would take me to some strange place and plot against me, so I couldn't get away with it. But he has to pull me, I am wearing a skirt today and it is inconvenient to do it, and besides, he is the son of Aunt Ye's cousin, in case I hit him too hard, I am not afraid that you will not be able to explain it to your mother. Su Taotao sprinkled a coquettish, and saw that his mother was quite useful, so he continued to pour dirty water on the turkey man, and by the way, he made himself into an innocent white lotus to win sympathy points: "So I was very witty and said that I had a stomachache, so I took the opportunity to hide in the public bathroom and call my friend for help, so I drove away the turkey with bad intentions." ”
"It just doesn't make sense! For the sake of my old classmates, I trusted her to agree to introduce her cousin's son to you, but I almost killed my daughter! After hearing this, Su's mother was really angry, and her heart completely fell to Su Taotao, and she also added two more impression points to Gu Zhun, planning to use her housekeeping skills to entertain this child for a while: "Aunt Ye, don't worry, even if she doesn't say it this time, I will find her a theory." If it's a big deal, you will break off diplomatic relations, even old classmates will lie, and the boat of friendship will overturn! ”
"I think forget it, Mom, it's rare for you to have a few old classmates who can speak, it's not worth it to turn your face with others for this little thing." It seems that the exaggeration is a bit too much, if the mother really goes to confront someone, she will not be a gangster: "After all, it is not my own son, and it is normal to not know much about character." Besides, I'm not coming back well, Mom, don't make any more extraneous branches, just show my friends your cooking skills. I've boasted to him about it, and you can't lose my face for a while. ”
"You girl, it turns out that you sold your mother a long time ago." How understanding her own girl is, Su's mother can't help but feel relieved: "Look at me, I patronized and talked to you, and I almost forgot to cook." You come over to help me take a hand, and by the way, I will study the side, I can't wait for you to get married and still run to my mother here every day to eat and drink. ”
Mom was really stubborn and decided that Gu Zhun was her boyfriend. However, this matter can be discussed in the long run, and there is no rush to explain it clearly. The key is that Gu Dashao is not a very patient person, and it would be too rude to let him wait in a hurry. So Su Taotao stuck out his tongue and obediently waited for his mother to cook.
Su's mother and Su Taotao ran to the kitchen as soon as they entered the door, and Gu Zhun in the living room was still staring at Su's father. The two of them wanted to speak several times, but finally Gu Zhun took the lead as a junior to break the silence: "Hello uncle, my name is Gu Zhun, and I am Tao Tao's friend." ”
"It turned out to be Tao Tao's friend, please sit down, I don't have anything prepared at home, I'll pour you a glass of water." Speaking of friends, Su's father's first reaction was the same as Su's mother, and he also thought that Gu Zhun was the object of today's girl's blind date. Although it didn't have Su's mother's thoughts, Su's father couldn't help but sigh in his heart, his daughter grew up and was going to get married after all.
"Then it's troublesome uncle." Taking the water cup handed to him by Father Su, Gu Zhuncai sat down tremblingly. Although he is also a person who has seen wind and waves, the experience of visiting his parents at a female friend's house for the first time is really rare, not to mention that he himself has very few female friends, and he is still a little uncomfortable.
"Did the young man go to work, and where did he work?" Faced with a possible future son-in-law, Su's father was also a little at a loss, so he could only find something to say.
"I went to work, and now I work in a subsidiary of Gu's." Gu Zhun answered the question honestly.
The old and the young chatted without a word, and finally got up to dinner. Su Taotao poked his head out of the kitchen and beckoned the two of them to prepare for dinner, and both of them breathed a sigh of relief, and if they continued to talk, they would be embarrassed.
At the dinner table, Su Taotao and Su's mother, who was particularly enthusiastic, adjusted the atmosphere, and it became lively all of a sudden. In addition, Su's mother's craftsmanship is worthy of its reputation, and Gu Zhun's index finger moved, and Su's mother was held to the sky, and the food was also enjoyed by both guests and hosts.
After dinner, Su Taotao went to the kitchen to brush the dishes, thinking that the young master Gu, who was full of wine and food, could leave after eating, how could he think that Gu Zhun would linger, in order to be able to eat the food cooked by Su's mother again, and he didn't know what to say to her, so that Su's mother's face was flushed, and she said goodbye again and again, and sent Gu Zhun to the door for the first time, and said that he would let him come back next week, and Su Taotao was speechless.
Sure enough, Gu Zhun is a foodie, and he can do anything for food. But why, she had the feeling that these two had sold themselves. Forget it, if you have time, ask Gu Zhun again, I'm too tired today, and dealing with the turkey man and my own mother is both physically and energy-consuming. Su Taotao shook his head and continued to work on ****.