185, Qinglou met Shangguan Yi

"White Lotus has seen all of you. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info "Regardless of the age or the young, this Chen knows all the blessings, and the unification is Lang Jun."

"Good!" Before he could do anything, a group of well-dressed beasts began to applaud. The four King Kongs also roared, their faces were red and their ears were red, as if they had taken aphrodisiacs.

Lin Feng couldn't understand what these people were thinking, and he wasn't the kind of fairy in the world, as for being so excited?

Chen Duzhi knelt on a mat on the stage, and a low table was set up in front of the mat, and a piano was on the table. When the piano sounded, the audience shook their heads, looking intoxicated, and the rough blanks like the four King Kongs all squinted, as if they were in a fairyland.

Only Lin Feng can't understand it at all, if you want to sing a little song, you can still listen to a word, this fuqin, I'm sorry, we don't have music cells, it's better to keep a low profile.

After the song was played, the audience applauded again, and Lin Feng asked the four King Kongs at the same table: "Do you understand?" ”

"Brother Lin, why should men be embarrassed by men!" Cheng Chumo looked embarrassed, buddy, can you not break it down, I am good at dancing, listen to the music, forget it.

"Then what do you mean by applauding one by one?"

"Chen Duzhi's tune, that's naturally good, I'm vulgar, and it's understandable that I can't understand it." Yu Chi Baolin looked like he should be.

"I serve you, Zhen Nima can pretend, I thought you were all playing elegant." His right hand stretched out into a fist, and his middle finger shook in front of the four of them in disdain.

Qin Huaiyu asked: "Brother Lin, what does this mean, the middle finger of this right hand is facing the sky, shaking back and forth, what is the deep meaning?" ”

Lin Feng sneered: "The deep meaning is very big, but it can only be understood and cannot be spoken, and the brothers slowly realized it." ”

"Oh, I see." Fang Yiai looked suddenly realized: "This palm is the longest with the middle finger, Brother Lin is praising us." ”

"I see, wonderful, wonderful." The other three also felt like they had an epiphany.

"Ladies and gentlemen, it's spring now, it's spring, a poem is given to each table, and if you can't make it, you will be fined three glasses of wine, how about it?" That Chen Duzhi asked questions on the stage, and everyone in the audience exchanged their heads.

In these years, a real famous prostitute can't just know piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, this is all a small way, to be able to compose poems and comment on poems, you have to learn this from an early age.

With spring as the theme, except for those rough people here, they can basically read a few sentences, but just reciting a few sentences is not enough, it will be brilliant, otherwise how to show their faces, how to get into the hibiscus account.

The four King Kongs scratch their ears and cheeks, and we don't understand the thing of composing poetry, if they can give us a gun and stick, we can still perform some tricks. Qi Qi looked at Lin Feng, brother, it's all up to you.

"Damn, what do you see I'm doing, I don't know how to write poetry." Lin Feng can't even memorize all the 300 Tang poems, compose poems, hell.

"Our brothers are all rough people, Brother Lin, you have fine skin and tender meat, you look like a scholar, don't be modest."

Lin Feng glanced at his dress, a pair of sportswear, a pair of sneakers, how can he look like a scholar, aren't all scholars wearing a long shirt and shaking their heads?

"Everyone, don't count on me, I really don't know how to compose poetry, it's okay to read crooked poetry."

"It's okay to write crooked poems, as long as you make them, it's better than not talking."

"Well, don't blame me for the shame." Lin Feng thought about the poems he read when he was reading, and he felt a little confident in his heart, how to say that it was also a classic.

Cheng Chumo raised his right hand high, indicating that poetry can be recited here, Chen Duzhi nodded, it just so happened that no one had started to recite poetry yet, so it was good for someone to come out, so as not to be cold.

Lin Feng stood up, a little nervous, don't look at the origin, but in the face of many eyes, he can't be as calm and calm as those leaders.

"I don't take a bath in the spring, and mosquitoes bite everywhere. When I turned over in the middle of the night, I don't know how many people died. ”

"Ahaha......" The audience laughed, this is a limerick, isn't it a joke to read this on this occasion. Chen Duzhi also covered his mouth and held back a smile, unbearable, and his face twitched.

Lin Feng's old face flushed, Nima read it smoothly, the only role of this poem after learning it is to use various adaptations, and this reading is an adapted version of Chunxiao.

"Let you laugh, if you read it wrong, I'll read it again." Lin Feng calmed down and cleared his throat: "Cough, Chunxiao, I don't know when I sleep in spring, I smell birds everywhere." The sound of wind and rain comes at night, and the flowers fall to know how much. ”

No one laughed at this time, although this poem sounded plain, but it could be recited silently, but it felt that there was another world. The whole poem is as easy and natural as flowing water, but it can be far-reaching and profound, and it is unique.

Even Chen Duzhi put down the hand covering his mouth, this person was so funny, first recited a limerick poem, which made the audience laugh, and then changed the limerick poem to a famous poem worth singing, which was really unexpected.

"Brother Lin, that's good." Seeing that the audience was silent, the Four King Kongs instantly understood that these people were suppressed by a poem by Lin Feng.

"Hehe, it's average, barely passing." Lin Feng became a literary thief for a while, and he felt light, which was called a comfort. However, Comrade Xiao Meng in the future is estimated to be crying, and he can't write about Chunxiao.

Cheng Chumo learned from Lin Feng to stretch out his right hand and clench his fist, raise his middle finger, and shook it in front of Lin Feng: "Brother Lin, you are this." ”

With a flutter of both hands, he pressed Cheng Chumo's fingers down: "Brother Cheng, I can't afford your praise." ”

"Eh, why is Brother Lin so excited, don't be modest, just look at your skills to beat the audience, you will know how good this poem should be." Cheng Chumo withdrew his hand and pointed around.

Lin Feng turned his head and looked around, all looking at his table, and the little girl on the stage also flickered her eyes, looking adoring, and almost shouted: Oba, sa wave hehe!

"Ahem, why are you looking at me like that?"

"This Lang Jun is so literate, I don't know who he is?" A man dressed as a scribe in his mid-twenties asked.

"Ah, what door?" Lin Feng opened his mouth and immediately exposed the nature of illiteracy.

The scribe did not panic and continued to ask, "Could it be self-taught?" ”

Lin Feng then understood, it turned out that he was asking himself who the teacher was, this is a lot, six years of elementary school, three years of junior high school, three years of high school, I can't count how many teachers there are, forget it, or pretend to be self-taught.

"My father emigrated overseas due to the war, and I grew up overseas since I was a child, without a good teacher, and studied hard under my father's supervision for 20 years." Lin Feng dragged a text and silently said that I didn't pretend to be forced.

"It turned out that he was a very knowledgeable family, and if he had free time, he would visit him." The scribe bowed.

Lin Feng was inexplicable, who are you, I came to visit, "My name is Lin Feng, I don't know what Lang Jun is called?" ”

"I am a native of Shaanxi County, Shaanxi Prefecture, Shangguanyi, the word is Youshao, and I have seen Brother Lin." Shangguan Yi said and saluted Lin Feng again, Nima and I have done it twice, you are blind, I don't know how to return the gift, just praised your family for being knowledgeable, you look like Tian Shelang. (To be continued.) )