Chapter 40: You're Laughing to Death

Yue Qingxuan looked at Lin Ziyu standing at the door, and for the first time felt that knowing Lin Ziyu was the most unlucky thing she had ever done in the past twenty-three years.

"Don't sue me, you're going to sleep here!" Yue Qingxuan gritted her teeth, eager to bite every word and pour it on Lin Ziyu's body.

Lin Ziyu had an innocent face: "Yesterday, that roommate came home, and I didn't dare to sleep alone, I was afraid." ”

"Then you go sleep in a hotel."

"Senior Sister Qi said that the hotels near the school are too dirty."

"You ......" Yue Qingxuan walked around the street for two days, her muscles were still sore, but she still clenched her fists, and she had a tendency to kill Lin Ziyu with one punch.

"Senior Sister Yue, you are the best~" Lin Ziyu smiled and lowered Yue Qingxuan's arm and got in.

Yue Qingxuan closed the door speechlessly, turned around and hugged her chest and looked at Lin Ziyu coldly: "You sleep on the sofa and leave early tomorrow morning." After saying this, Yue Qingxuan walked to the bedroom, and Lin Ziyu's weak voice came from behind her: "Senior Sister Yue, I'm hungry ......."

Taking a deep breath, Yue Qingxuan endured her temper and said, "I don't have food here." On the first night after the eleventh holiday, Yue Qingxuan wiped out the leftover food in the refrigerator, and now there is nothing to eat for Lin Ziyu.

"But I haven't eaten since I came back in the afternoon, and I'm very ......hungry," Lin Ziyu frowned and frowned, almost becoming Lin Daiyu: "Can I order takeout?"

Yue Qingxuan waved her hand back to the room: "Whatever you want, don't disturb me." Saying that, her stomach was very faceless, she came back in the afternoon and lay down in the bed, planning to sleep until dawn, and then eat breakfast or lunch, who knew that sleep was interrupted halfway, and the stomach finally caught her awake to remind her how she should feel at the moment.

Daiyu's eyes lit up: "Senior Sister Yue, you haven't eaten either?" Then I'll order an extra noodle? What do you put in your spicy noodles? ”

Yue Qingxuan really wanted to have the backbone to say that she didn't eat, but the feeling of hunger couldn't be hidden, especially when she was hungry to death, there was someone next to her who ate deliciously, and the smell of rice was like growing legs into her nose, Yue Qingxuan knew this feeling of pain, so she didn't dare to try it again, so she could only cough lightly and said, "I want to pee cow balls and bean skin."

Lin Ziyu's fingers quickly placed an order on the Internet, and after paying, she took out the lollipop in her pocket and stuffed it into her mouth, sat on the sofa and played with her mobile phone, with a taste in her mouth and eyes.

The taste of waiting is long, especially when she is hungry and waiting for dinner, Yue Qingxuan reluctantly turned on the computer, played the game, and quickly entered a state of fighting, and she didn't even hear Lin Ziyu call her after the meal came.

Lin Ziyu looked at Yue Qingxuan, an elderly young woman who was addicted to the Internet, and directly reached out and pressed the switch of the power plug to death.

After being stunned for three seconds at the blackened computer screen, Yue Qingxuan reacted, turned her head and scolded Lin Ziyu: "Your uncle! My freshly exploded gear!! ”

Lin Ziyu just pointed to the noodles and said, "Eat the noodles quickly, otherwise it won't taste good after a while."

"I'll go to you, what to eat......" Yue Qingxuan stretched out her hand and pushed the noodles aside.

Lin Ziyu said lightly: "I asked the boss to add four cow pills."

"This noodle looks pretty good...... Yue Qingxuan changed the direction of her hand and pulled the noodle in front of her, opened the disposable chopsticks and began to eat.

The two people who were hungry to the limit didn't know what it was to be reserved, and for a while, the room was filled with the sound of snorting and eating noodles, and halfway through eating, Lin Ziyu changed her image as a magician and took out a bottle of Coke from the shopping bag on the side and put it in front of Yue Qingxuan, without saying anything, bowing her head and continuing to eat.

Yue Qingxuan's eyes were about to fall: "Where did you get it?" And, how do you know I like to drink Coke while eating noodles? But she didn't ask the second half of the sentence.

Giving her a roll of the eyes, Lin Ziyu said vaguely with something in her mouth: "I went to the supermarket downstairs just now, just when you play games."

Yue Qingxuan was not polite, unscrewed the lid and poured it violently, and said with a sigh of satisfaction: "Thank you."

Lin Ziyu glanced at her with disgust, and stayed away from her by the way.

After eating, Lin Ziyu consciously cleaned up the table, threw the garbage into a bag, and was about to go down to throw away the garbage, Yue Qingxuan picked up the garbage with a conscience: "You rest, I'll throw it away." ”

Lin Ziyu didn't rob her, turned around and took a change of clothes and went to the bathroom to take a shower.

The trash can is not far away, just downstairs, so Yue Qingxuan came back in less than five minutes, at this time Lin Ziyu was still taking a bath in the bathroom, Yue Qingxuan didn't care about her, locked the door and entered her bedroom, holding her mobile phone and watching the TV series.

Half an hour later, Lin Ziyu knocked on Yue Qingxuan's door and stuck in a wet head: "Senior Sister Yue, do you have a snack?" ”

Yue Qingxuan felt her still somewhat supportive stomach, and said very decisively: "Eat!" ”

Lin Ziyu laughed all of a sudden, her eyes narrowed into a curved crescent, and her body flashed with a woman's unique spirituality after coming out of the water, Yue Qingxuan's eyes were raised, just in front of her smile, her eyes seemed to be stuck by something, and she secretly said in her heart: There is really a smell of Lin Daiyu...... Fortunately, Yue Qingxuan has been facing Qi Huange's troubled face all the year round, and she already has immunity to people with good looks, so she has not won the title of "hooligan".

"Well, you can choose for yourself," Lin Ziyu spread the snacks she bought on Yue Qingxuan's bed and asked her to choose by herself.

Yue Qingxuan's eyes did not leave the snacks, and she said: "You are also in my bed, if you are in the bed of Huange, she will definitely throw you out with the snacks." ”

Lin Ziyu giggled, but didn't speak.

"Smile and smile, if you laugh again, you will be insane," Yue Qingxuan picked out two packets of French fries she liked to eat, and put the rest into the bag: "Although you tempt with snacks, it can't change the fact that you slept on the sofa tonight, go ahead, don't struggle." ”

Lin Ziyu was not annoyed, she sat on the edge of the bed and supported her chin with her hand and asked with great interest: "Senior Sister Yue, didn't you say that you like boys?" Then why are you so reluctant to sleep with girls? Afraid you won't be able to hold it? ”

"What did you say?" Yue Qingxuan tore open the package and stuffed a piece of potato chips into her mouth, crunched it, and explained seriously: "Do you know that I call it defending my private territory?" I've been very independent since I was a child, and I'm a good boy who doesn't let adults worry about it. ”

Lin Ziyu blinked, as if she understood something, and nodded lightly and slowly, "Senior Sister Yue, you rest early, I'm going to sleep," got up and walked two steps out, Lin Ziyu suddenly turned around and smiled evilly: "Remember to wash your hands and brush your teeth after eating snacks before going to sleep, I have recorded everything, if you don't listen, I will send it to Senior Sister Qi to listen to......" As he spoke, he shook the mobile phone in his hand, deliberately showing Yue Qingxuan the page of the recording.

Yue Qingxuan didn't take a breath, she coughed violently beside the bed, and almost grabbed her slippers and threw them at Lin Ziyu, leaving Sister Daiyu behind.

Lin Ziyu lay on the sofa, took out her mobile phone and thought about it and sent a message to Qi Huange: "Senior Sister Qi, has Senior Sister Yue ever been in love?" ”

Qi Huange is on video with Liu Xiaoai here, the two have just been separated for less than an hour, and they chatted about q.q videos again, but people who have been tired of being together for the past two days, how can there be any topics to talk about, so they turn on the video and do their own things, and when they are tired, they look at the people in the video for a while.

Qi Huange glanced up at the child who looked like he was reading a book over there, but was actually peeking, blinked, and replied to Lin Ziyu: "No, from the freshman year to the present, the people chasing her have not stopped." ”

Liu Xiaoai saw Qi Huange raise her head, pretending to look up inadvertently, and stretched her waist in a similar way, Qi Huange, who looked cute, almost didn't laugh out loud.

"Tired?" Qi Huange asked with a smile.

Liu Xiaoai nodded: "I'm almost tired, is my senior sister tired?" ”

"Tired," Qi Huange finished speaking, and then smiled evilly: "But I'm not tired when I see Xiao Ai." ”

Liu Xiaoai's face on the other side of the video turned red again, but her eyes no longer dodged, "I...... Seeing the senior sister...... Also...... I'm not tired, "After just a few days of being teased straightforwardly, she has accumulated experience, and her skin has become thicker.

Qi Huange laughed softly, "Okay, let's read the book, this time you have to read it carefully, I have to ask questions tomorrow." ”

"Ahh Kindness! Liu Xiaoai immediately came to her senses, no longer peeping in the name of reading, but seriously learning to practice.

Qi Huange frowned as he looked at the text messages on his mobile phone, as if something was wrong with Lin Ziyu...... Then Qi Huange shook his head and smiled, blaming himself for thinking too much, maybe it was just a simple friend who cared? She said to herself in her heart.

The beginning of the school year is a clinical exam, and I can't be sloppy.

Lin Ziyu received Qi Huange's text message, and felt relieved, but at the same time felt depressed in her heart.

A short sentence made Lin Ziyu make up a lot of things, at this moment she was thinking about everything in a mess, got up and pulled out a bottle of mineral water from the bag, unscrewed the lid and encouraged Gu Dong to drink half of it, Lin Ziyu felt more comfortable.

"Maybe I'm thinking too much......" she said to herself, lay back on the sofa, closed her eyes and prepared for sleep, and shouted to Yue Qingxuan's bedroom as if she remembered something: "Senior Sister Yue, don't forget to brush your teeth and wash your hands, I have a recording here." ”

In less than two minutes, there was a sound in the bedroom, followed by Yue Qingxuan's angry voice: "What kind of sin did I create, I would have let you fend for yourself outside the door if I knew it, and you have to take care of everything, why are you like an old lady?" ”

Lin Ziyu laughed out loud, curled up on the sofa like a prawn, and the floor trembled with laughter.

"Laugh and laugh! You've got ...... laughing to death," Yue Qingxuan brushed her teeth and said with slurred hatred.