Liu Min'er looked up at the fat man, her face was already full of smiles, and her heart was as sweet as oozing honey, after all, it was a boy who praised her for her good looks, although the first person to praise her in front of her was a deformed fat man.

Liu Min'er bit her lip slightly, her shy face looked very cute, and the shallow dimples made the fat man's heart itch, and the fat man couldn't wait to say: "My name is Zhang Hao, what is the name of the little beauty?" ”

Liu Min'er pointed at herself a little stunned, in order to make sure that the fat man was talking to her.

"My name is Liu Min'er, a new student!" As she spoke, she deliberately glanced at Shui Ying behind her.

Zhang Hao saw Shui Ying lined up behind her, he quickly restrained his smile and turned around, Shui Ying is the recognized school flower of Baihai University, and at the same time, she is also the object of pursuit by Zeng Wei, the son of the school director, and ordinary people can't hide when they see her.

"Next!" At this time, the aunt who was cooking in the cafeteria was holding a rice spoon in her hand and shouted at Zhang Hao, Zhang Hao shook his head in a daze, the person in front of him had already walked away.

"What a rush! It's like a killer! Zhang Hao twisted his neck and shouted at the aunt who was cooking, and then walked up with his fat body twisted and pinched.

"What are you eating?" The aunt shouted at Zhang Hao in her hometown dialect, and Zhang Hao stretched out her fat finger and pointed at the various meals in front of the window.

The cafeteria aunt gave Zhang Hao a small spoonful of braised pork, Zhang Hao looked at the small spoonful of braised pork and shouted: "Auntie, why is the braised pork every time I am beaten is half a spoonful!" ”

The aunt looked up at Zhang Hao, "If you don't look at your body and give you more braised pork, then will you still be a man in the future!" The cafeteria aunt didn't shy away from yelling at all.

The words of the cafeteria aunt made the people around laugh, and even Liu Min'er, who was lined up behind Zhang Hao, couldn't help but purse their lips and laugh.

Zhang Hao retorted without admitting defeat at all, "Why don't you look at your body, Auntie's weight should be more than two hundred pounds!" ”

The cafeteria aunt is indeed very fat, and her figure can really match Zhang Hao's for a while, "Are you still a student?" How do you not know to respect others! The cafeteria aunt angrily threw aside the rice spoon in her hand, and then yelled at Zhang Hao with both hands holding her bucket-like waist.

Zhang Hao then retorted: "Why don't you know how to respect others!" ”

The cafeteria aunt raised her arm-thick voice and shouted, "You're angry with me!" I'm going to find your teacher! ”

Zhang Hao saw that he had the advantage at the moment, and he originally planned to be angry with the cafeteria aunt again, but when he thought that he was still followed by Liu Min'er, he didn't want to delay other students to eat, so he smiled and said to the cafeteria aunt: "Auntie, I'm joking with you, don't be angry first!" As soon as Zhang Hao finished speaking, the cafeteria aunt immediately took off the funny-looking pink apron, and then walked out angrily.

"Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing! Zhang Hao saw the cafeteria aunt walking out of the cafeteria window, thinking that this aunt was not something ordinary people could afford to provoke, so while the cafeteria aunt was not paying attention, he turned his head and raised his heels and ran out of the canteen door.

This cafeteria aunt is really not something that ordinary people can provoke, last time there was a student who suffered her loss, the student offended her when she was eating, she chased the student to the dormitory, and then dragged the student to find the teacher, the student was later criticized by the whole school, it is said that the origin of this canteen aunt is extraordinary, it seems to have something to do with the school principal.

Zhang Hao is not so stupid, he will not provoke this commotion lightly, Zhang Hao turned around and smiled at Liu Min'er, and then pushed the bowl of food in his hand to her, before she understood what was going on, Zhang Hao quickly shot towards the door of the cafeteria, this fat man really dare not underestimate, Zhang Hao looks so fat that even walking is a problem, I didn't expect him to be a tank once he started it!

Of course, the cafeteria aunt will not stop there, her ability is really great, "You stand for the old lady!" ”

The cafeteria aunt was like an erupted volcano, she rolled up her cuffs with her hands and chased her head towards Zhang Hao, still holding the steel spoon that was cooking just now, the canteen aunt's actions stunned everyone in the cafeteria at once, even Lin Miao, who was peeking at the beauty on the side, was stunned.

"! This is too domineering, isn't it? Isn't this fat woman the charter woman in Stephen Chow's "Kung Fu" movie! It's so fucking smelly! Lin Yu looked at the cafeteria aunt in amazement and couldn't help but marvel.

The cafeteria suddenly became silent, the outburst of the cafeteria aunt really stunned everyone present, and after a while, I don't know who the fuck couldn't help but let out a particularly loud fart, which made the cafeteria boil again.

As the saying goes, stinky farts don't stink, loud farts don't stink, this fart does not stink, but it's just too bad time.

Zeng Wei was angry all morning, and he didn't even eat at noon, it's no wonder that when did a dignified boy and brother suffer such a shame.

"Zeng Shao, we have found out their details!" Just when Zeng Wei was about to smash something, the fat man Li Cheng and the dried shrimp king ran in from outside the door.

Zeng Wei put his hands in his pockets and glanced at them with disdain and asked, "Who is that kid?" ”

"His name is Lin Miao, he just came to our school today to report, he has no background, he is a country boy!" Li Cheng squinted his eyes slightly and said with a smile.

When Zeng Wei heard this, he smiled coldly, "Country boy, he just came to report to school, no wonder he doesn't take Ben Shao in his eyes, but he dares to provoke Ben Shao, Ben Shao must make him regret it to the extreme!" ”

In the afternoon, Shui Ying took Lin Miao and the two of them to the classroom together, Zeng Wei knew that Lin Miao also came to their class, so he arranged for Li Cheng and Wang Hu to move at the door of the classroom in advance.

The three of them came to the door of the classroom, the classroom was quiet and silent, Shui Ying felt that something was wrong, the classroom was chaotic on weekdays, but today it was so quiet, I thought it must be Zeng Wei's trick.

"Why don't you leave?" Lin Miao saw that Shui Ying was sluggish, so she smiled at her and asked.

Shui Ying bit her lip slightly, lowered her head slightly and thought about it, and said, "I feel that something is wrong in the classroom, I have never been so quiet on weekdays." ”

The door of the classroom was ajar, Lin Miao stood in front of the door and looked inside, and he saw Zeng Wei who was sneering at him at a glance.

"This kid is here too!" Lin Miao was stunned for a moment, and then turned her gaze from the classroom to Shui Ying's body, I just heard Shui Ying say that Zeng Wei is a very rich second generation, he has been powerful in the school for many years, no one dares to provoke him, if anyone provokes him, the end is usually very pessimistic.

However, Lin Miao didn't believe in this evil, anyway, he had already provoked Zeng Wei, and he really wanted to see what kind of end the so-called pessimism was.

Liu Min'er beside her was a little impatient and wanted to step forward and push the door, Lin Miao hurriedly grabbed her arm, in fact, when Shui Ying said that there was a problem in the classroom, he had already sensed that there was a problem with the door, and his side eyes aimed at the top of the door, and a red plastic bucket was leaning on the top of the door.

Lin Miao stretched out the tip of her tongue to moisten her mouth a few times, and her head had an idea, so she pretended to smile and stretched out her hand to stop Liu Min'er's shoulder.

"Senior sister, you are so beautiful!" Lin Miao was playing a riffraff with a dead face at the moment, and then he put his other arm on Shui Ying's shoulder, which frightened her suddenly.

"What are you going to do!" Shui Ying struggled to push Lin Miao away, but he stopped Shui Ying in his arms with a slight force, and then put his mouth next to her ear and slowly blew a hot breath, Shui Ying suddenly felt that her whole body was soft.

"Lin Miao, you hooligan!" Shui Ying gasped and spoke, her heartbeat raced rapidly, and the whole person felt a little abnormal.

Lin Miao smiled evilly, then gently pressed her ear and said, "Sister Shui Ying, you are really beautiful!" His eyes kept looking at Zeng Wei in the classroom.

Zeng Wei, who was originally a little proud, saw Lin Miao hugging Lin Miao in front of him, and suddenly became angry, Shui Ying had been pursued by him for so long, and he had never touched her shoulder, and all the students in the classroom cast envious eyes at Lin Miao at the door.

"Zeng Shao! Look! That guy is hugging Sister Ying'er! The fat man Li Cheng had already pointed to the door and shouted.

Zeng Wei kicked away the table in front of him angrily, then got up and put his hands in his pockets, staring at Lin Miao at the door viciously, Lin Miao hugged the beauty, this is not only an insult to Zeng Wei's ability, but also an insult to his dignity.

"Li Cheng, Wang Hu, you two give Ben Shao! Kill this kid! Zeng Wei gritted his teeth angrily, he stretched out a hand and pointed fiercely at the door, and then shouted at the two of them.

As soon as the fat man heard that he was going to beat Lin Miao, he was immediately scared and his legs were weak, he didn't know how powerful Lin Miao was, it was okay to let him bully some soft students, let him beat him, this was to let him be beaten.

"What are you two doing standing stupidly! Go and kill Ben Shao! At this moment, Zeng Wei's head was already swollen with anger, and he saw Li Cheng and Wang Hu shrink back, and almost vomited blood in anger.

In order to further anger Zeng Wei, Lin Miao deliberately hugged Liu Min'er and Shui Ying tightly in her arms, and then cast a very disdainful look at him.

Zeng Wei couldn't control it anymore and walked up, Wang Hu saw this, and hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed him, Zeng Wei angrily shook off Wang Hu and walked towards the door again.

"Zeng Shao! Don't go any further! There's something at the top of the door! Wang Hu was afraid that Zeng Wei would pull the classroom door open, so he shouted loudly.

Zeng Wei had already walked to the door, Lin Miao saw this, suddenly dodged, and quickly dodged in front of Liu Min'er and Shui Ying, Shui Ying just felt a gust of wind rushing up from behind her, and before Zeng Wei could react, he jumped up, and the whole person turned over in the air.

When he jumped in the air, Lin Miao kicked down the red plastic barrel on the top of the door with one kick, the barrel overturned, and a thick black liquid immediately poured down on the top of Zeng Wei's head, and then the plastic barrel was directly upside down on his head.

Zeng Wei was at the extreme at this moment, the thick black liquid splashed all over his body, and the foul-smelling smell of suddenly filled the entire classroom, and the students present were all stunned, and they covered their mouths and rushed out of the back door of the classroom.

Liu Min'er and Shui Ying were also stunned on the spot, and most of the time they stretched out their fingers and pointed at Lin Miao and asked, "How did you know that there was something on the top of the door?" ”

Lin Miao didn't answer, he stretched out his hand to cover his mouth and waved his hand, signaling them to leave here first, it's no wonder, the stench quickly filled the entire corridor, but anyone with a normal sense of smell would be smoked by the stench and shed tears.

Zeng Wei wolf bèi took off the bucket that was buckled upside down on his head, he was in extreme pain at the moment, he wanted to scream, but he didn't dare to open his mouth, just opened his mouth, and the thin flow poured directly into his throat.

Li Cheng and Wang Hu looked at each other dumbfounded, and finally mustered up the courage to step forward to help him wipe it, and when he was able to open his mouth completely, he did not have time to shout in a hurry, but a disgusting rapids spat out directly from his mouth.