I remember a great man once said that reading is enjoyable, but the process of reading is a self-struggle between laziness and diligence. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 infoIt's useless to be diligent once in a while, but once in a while to be lazy, there will be a second or third time to be lazy.

As a freshman freshman, the courses in the Chinese Department are extremely cumbersome. When Du Chen got the class schedule distributed by the instructor, Du Chen's whole head was big.

Although Du Chen's former major is also this, but after many years of leaving school, many things have been forgotten completely, and sometimes Du Chen has an urge to go to school to refund the tuition, because he feels like he has never learned anything.

How to choose the right elective and compulsory courses is a very important subject, and people who have gone to college know it very well.

For example, the history of ancient Chinese literature, the history of modern Chinese literature, the thirty-year study guide of modern Chinese literature, the history of contemporary Chinese literature, and so on.

You don't have to choose compulsory courses, so you can only study hard and expect to pass the final exam; Elective courses are based on your own interests and hobbies, and some elective courses are designed to introduce advanced science and technology and the latest scientific achievements; Some elective courses are designed to broaden students' knowledge, such as General History for students majoring in Chinese and Chinese Language and Literature.

There are also elective courses that are designed to meet students' interests and develop their talents in a particular area. For example, students in majors take courses in literature, music, painting, drama, etc.

As a pseudo-academic bully, Du Chen had more than one headache about these, but fortunately, the instructor did not ask for a good choice at the time, but asked each student to choose after thinking about it.

Du Chen folded the class schedule and simply threw it all into his bag. My goal is not to become a top student, but only to pass the exam.

Just like in previous years, each orientation counselor will devote an hour or even two hours to explain the rules and discipline to the new students. Although they are already college students, freshmen often still have the shadow of high school, which sounds meticulous.

Du Chen was the only exception, when the young instructor was talking endlessly in class, Du Chen was almost drowsy below. His eyes were closed, and he put on a head-shaking look, like a student in a private school in ancient times.

Then Du Chen's performance in this way did not escape the eyes of the instructor at all, and when it came to the dormitory norms, the instructor suddenly stopped.

"The classmate in the penultimate row with his eyes closed and shaking his head, please stand up for a moment."

In the quiet classroom, the instructor's voice can be clearly conveyed to the ears of every student, and Du Chen is no exception.

Du Chen opened his eyes and found that almost everyone was staring at him, looked at the instructor's eyes, and pointed to himself with his right hand.

The instructor nodded, indicating that it was you!

Du Chen shrugged his shoulders and had no choice but to stand up, although he didn't know the name of this guide, but judging from his temper, he was obviously not so easy to mess with.

"What is your name, classmate?" The instructor asked.

"My name is Du Chen, what about you, teacher..."Du Chen, who didn't rest well last night, said in a slightly rushed tone, although the instructor had already introduced himself at the beginning, but Du Chen asked again.

I have to say that sleep deprivation is really harmful. The snoring of the four drunks last night was almost like a symphony orchestra, and the occasional grinding of teeth was as seamless as the beat of a drum.

Although Du Chen's words were a little rushed, the instructor showed no signs of anger. After all, college counselors are not high school teachers, they are just helpful to you in some way.

The instructor slowly walked in front of Du Chen, stared at Du Chen with a smile, and after looking at it for a few seconds, he said: "Since you didn't hear what I just introduced myself, classmate Du Chen, then I will introduce myself again, my name is Zhang Dongliang, 24 years old, a student who just graduated last year, and also your senior brother." ”

"Oh."

Du Chen's answer seemed very bland, but a simple word could block people in one breath.

"Okay, I'm done answering your question, then it's time for me to ask you, why did you close your eyes just now, classmate Du Chen? Do you remember what I just said? ”

Sure enough, although Zhang Dongliang is very young, he is really not a good stubble. At first, he calmly answered a particularly impulsive question, and then asked the question in a more bland tone.

Looking at the slightly smug expression in Zhang Dongliang's eyes, Du Chen sighed softly in his heart. Although it may seem difficult for you to do it, after all, you are just a kid who has just graduated from college.

"Hmm."

Du Chen didn't say much at all, and replied with another word of grace.

Zhang Dongliang obviously didn't expect Du Chen to answer like this, in his imagination, at this point, the student named Du Chen in front of him should now obediently admit his mistake. After he admitted his mistake, he forgave him very generously, and then patted him on the shoulder and asked him to sit down, which not only won the favor of the students, but also had a deterrent effect.

It's just that these things he learned from other instructors, he didn't have room to play on the spot, and Du Chen's "um" made him a little dilemma.

"That's... Then you tell me about it! Zhang Dongliang was a little uneasy.

"Oh. Teacher, you divided it into three parts, the first part is the class, talking about some elective courses and compulsory courses, focusing on some things about the compulsory courses. ”

"The second part is about dormitory discipline, which is divided into specific descriptions of dormitory hygiene, dormitory personnel, and nighttime non-return. As you can tell, it takes more time than the others to talk about the night's sleep, and it's clear that this will be your focus. ”

"There are many details in it, teacher, do you need me to repeat it for you word by word? For example, the dormitory closes at 10:30 p.m., and those who return to the dormitory later than this time will be warned for the first time, criticized by the whole school for the second time, and banned from staying in the dormitory for the third time; Regarding class times, absenteeism, late arrival, and early departure are prohibited. If it is discovered, the first time the department will be criticized, the second time the whole school will be criticized, and those who are more than three times will be discouraged; And..."

"Stop, stop, don't talk about it!"

Zhang Dongliang interrupted Du Chen's words, he didn't know what to do now. In fact, when he said the sentence "Then you tell me", it was already impossible for both of them to get off the stage.

Originally, I just wanted to embarrass a Du Chen, but who thought about it, Du Chen really recited it.

"Teacher, what do you think of my recitation?"

......

Well... Asking for a wave ticket?