"When you go to school, you must have a good relationship with your classmates, don't beat up children, call me when you meet hooligans, I'll deal with it, at school, you must not call my master or father, release water when the exam is appropriate, don't always take the first exam, or you should have no friends, you are not allowed to roll around, you are not allowed to climb trees, you are not allowed to dig birds' nests, you are not allowed to have too close contact with little boys," I dragged Mi's ears and instructed.

I don't know if it's right or wrong to expose this uneasy cat to human society, but I don't feel safe to leave her in the wild and let her go, but I don't feel safe letting her cause trouble to human society - so I thought of a foolproof solution: she will be a student, and I will be a teacher! It's rare to see a cat owner as responsible as me, and I think you should give me a few more recommendations for my love for meow cats.

Meow Mi snorted weakly: "Well, you're right. "Could it be that cats also have a period of adolescent rebellion when they reach their teens? If this makes her blow up, the Banla School will have to be demolished by this goods.

And the knife they didn't drink in vain, at least my work was implemented, and Meow Mi's school status was also implemented. I recalled the scene at that time, except for the meow who was scolded by me for not daring to drink, our brothers had already drunk five confusions, according to the practice of the Chinese, this time is the time to talk about business.

"Knives! Can you go to the Education Bureau and arrange a job for me? I became a teacher in high school," I said.

Chen Xuandao glanced at me: "Big brother, do you want to teach Northeast martial arts or Jianghu black words?" Why go to high school? ”

"My daughter! I'm in high school! I don't feel at ease when others teach me, I have to watch myself at all times," I said groggyly.

The mouse said obscenely: "Hey? I didn't see that the boss was still a daughter! ”

The deaf man, who had been silent for a long time, answered: "My daughter is in high school, and I have to accompany me all the way."

Everyone burst into laughter, only the knife pondered for a while: "This is not good, the career establishment of the whole public school is full now, if you just graduated two years ago, you will come back, the career establishment can still be short, now graduate students are all over the place, college students are not as good as dogs, and the school really can't necessarily want you." ”

I asked, "Our Shura will have such a big family business, and we can't even get a career establishment?" What the hell are you guys messing with? ”

Mosquito smiled: "I have to blame you for this matter, before you left, I told you that the people of our underground forces can be whitewashed, but they can't enter the imperial court, so in addition to making silver, we have very little influence in the yamen, and we Shura will have at most a few outstanding young people or outstanding entrepreneurs in the provinces and cities, or a few of our municipal people's congress deputies - we don't even dare to enter the CPPCC."

I flashed a mouthful: "Am I lifting a stone to shoot myself in the foot?" I have been lifting this stone for eight years, and I can be regarded as retribution for smashing myself! But that's okay, the water of the court is too deep, let's not mix with the guys in Guanli and the court are too deep, in case they stand in the wrong line one day! Some of us have money, and we have a hard waist pole wherever we go! ”

Then I was melancholy: "What about my job?" You can't really open a martial arts gym, can you? ”

The mouse said: "You can open a gym, and 80% of the gyms in Hetai City are our industry."

"! Lao Tzu can't even be a teacher with all his knowledge? I pointed at the mouse's nose and cursed.

The knife took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit it slowly: "If you don't want a career establishment, I have another way to recommend"

The knife is still reliable, those bastards, one of them is considered a bad one, and they all hold back to see Lao Tzu make a fool of themselves!

"How?" I asked.

The knife spit out a puff of cigarette and made a smoke ring: "If I remember correctly, there is an education group under the club, we have our own school, and the old skin said that the education industry has been very hot in the past two years, so I followed the trend and built one-now the development is very good, and the rich and powerful people in Beiwei Province have sent their children to us, and now our school is not allowed to enter the door without 100,000 tuition fees a year!" Living expenses are not included! ”

"it!" I suddenly felt a sense of absurdity, and in my eyes, the cause of education, which has always been great and sacred, was played by these guys, and it was very profitable! And a lot to earn!

"No, why don't people trust to send their children to us?" I asked, squatting on the ground and looking up in a standard Asian squatting position.

Daozi smiled slightly: "Don't forget, what are we doing, we have a relationship in the world." Our graduates never go to Shuimu or Yanjing, and all of them go abroad - we are going straight up! Other children in the third year of high school fill in the volunteer after the college entrance examination, let's fill in the school choice application capitalist world, England, France, the United States you can choose! ”

I sat down in my chair and asked, "Where did you get your international relations?" Why don't I remember what overseas chapters we have in Shura? ”

At this time, some of them all smiled evilly and looked at me with the eyes of a stallion.

"What's wrong? Speak! "They looked at it, and I slapped the table and yelled in exasperation.

The calm knife said quietly: "Boss, do you remember that you used to have a girlfriend named Emma?" ”

I carefully searched the dusty memories in my head, and remembered the face of a big Yanma: "I remembered, what's wrong?" ”

The knife didn't hold back his laughter, hey, people's hearts are not ancient, and even the honest knife was damaged by these guys: "The full name of the big Yanma you soaked in your hand is Elima Doya Rothschild"

I took it and lowered my chin and widened my eyes: "I only have a bachelor's degree in the knife, don't lie to me if I don't read much, no matter how lonely I am, I know that the meaning of that surname is not scientific!" That was saved by me in a group fight, and then she had to sleep with me, why is her surname Rothschild? It's not scientific! It's not scientific, you know? ”

The knife smiled and said, "What? Scared? It's okay, the Rothschild family is not yet on the ground in the three eastern provinces to speak, you can go to China yourself, this is not to rely on your family is too mysterious, even the list of the next generation is not announced, this may be a kind of protection, but your big Yanma is indeed a special point - she likes to travel around, God knows why she came to the Northeast! Maybe it's fate."

"Fate your sister! Fate your sister! Fate your sister! I scolded and shouted, "It's not you who slept with someone!" People will never find you when they come to seek revenge! Made, otherwise buddy pack up your things and run away, it's really glorious to sleep with the daughter of the Rothschild family! My godfather knows that he absolutely has to praise me! ”

The knife waved his hand: "If people want to kill you, you still need to do it secretly?" As long as the patriarch of the human family throws down a trillion to the imperial court, the regular army will properly bombard you to the scum, do you believe it or not? ”

"You mean I'm safe?" I asked, wide-eyed.

"Theoretically, as long as you don't mess around, you're not a big deal, besides, we all have cooperation, like a situation of never dying?" Knife asked rhetorically.

I thought about it, so I took my heart back into my stomach - there is no need for such a hidden rich family to be the same as Bai Ding like me, if they really want to kill me, there are definitely 10,000 ways to turn me into cosmic dust!