5. Warm network with pet text 04 (catching insects)
Chapter 5 Warm Net with Spoiling Essay 04
Ye Junjing never knew that he would have such an idiot one day, and if he continued like this, he would definitely plant it, but he didn't want to stop the precipice.
quickly finished lunch, and the text on the table couldn't stand it anymore.
Forget it.
Ye Junjing pushed Wen JiΓ n aside, remembering that he had accidentally seen his younger brother playing Weibo before, and his name seemed to be "CV Jun Ye". In order to get to know his younger brother better, his good brother Ye Junjing decided to open a trumpet and secretly pay attention to this number.
Ye Junjing, who has never had any hobbies, was refreshed by this Weibo worldview, what CV, dubbing, Zhongdaowang, Sama, Shi Dafu, he has never heard of it! While scrolling through Weibo, I was looking for Du Niang, and finally figured out what my younger brother was playing on weekdays. He couldn't understand the bloody wind of the net, but it didn't prevent him from grasping the key point: someone bullied Xiaojun.
Ye Junjing was very unhappy and dialed the assistant's internal phone.
"Hello? bossοΌ Any commands? The assistant quickly picked up the phone, and when he heard the boss's command, he thought he had misheard. He's so busy, but the boss has to run to make trouble! Does the boss think he's a superman? also let him always pay attention to the movement of the net, once someone Hei Ershao immediately sued him and hired the sailor to go back, what kind of broken task, boss, are you very idle?
Ye Junjingcai didn't care what the assistant thought, and continued to listen to the drama of Du Niang's search for her own baby.
I just messed around all afternoon, and when it was time to get off work, I left the company on time.
When I was driving past the supermarket, I suddenly remembered something, and quickly took out my mobile phone and dialed Ye Junge's phone: "Hey, baby." After saying that, I regretted it, and I hated my mouth too quickly.
"What?" Ye Junge smiled playfully when he heard that title, it seemed that the progress of the seduction was faster than he imagined, but his tone was deliberately stunned.
"Ahem, nothing. Jun, what do you want to eat at night? β
The extremely gentle question on the other end of the phone was like really whispering in his ear, inexplicably, Ye Junge's ears were hot, he pursed his rosy lips, and unceremoniously reported a lot of names of the delicacies he found today.
Ye Junjing chuckled twice: "So much, have you finished eating?" β
"If you want to take care of it, you will do it if you are told to do it." Ye Junjing snorted and hung up the phone neatly.
Ye Junjing looked at the remarks on his phone helplessly, and went to buy ingredients without complaining.
At home, 004's mouth chewing candy opened wide, and he looked at Ye Junge's reddened ears in amazement, was it dazzled?
γβ(γ£Β°ΠΒ°; γ£εγεε! Your ears are red! Junjun, are you shy?! γ
Ye Junge touched his hot ear and smiled gently: "What did you just say?" β
004 rolled under the bed mellowly, and even if he was shy, it was still a snake spirit disease.
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As Ye Junge expected, Lin Wei would not give up so easily, or rather, Lin Wei's roommate Sun Xi would not give up like this.
Lin Wei is actually very simple and kind in nature, plus he has a bad heart since he was a child, and his family protects him like a treasure, basically he has never seen any social darkness, so the only one who has to pour dirty water on Ye Junge is Sun Xi, a rich second-generation buddy who has to throw dirty water on him.
Although Sun Xi is not a gentleman, he also has a lot of fox friends and dog friends, and he usually goes to nightclubs and bars, and he is not merciless in doing indiscriminate things. Ye Junge waited for him to continue jumping, and then slowly stepped to death.
But before that, he has a big gift to give to everyone.
[What do you want to do? 004 watched curiously as Ye Junge crackled and kept typing on the keyboard, and a large paragraph of text appeared on the computer.
Ye Junge held the lollipop he snatched from 004, with a weird smile on the corner of his mouth, and he didn't even give a look to the hairball next to him.
[Is this a radio script?] 004 looked patiently for a long time, and then looked at the host in shock, [Junjun, you are so amazing! You can even write a screenplay! γ
Ye Junge was stupidly laughed at it, and stroked the corner of his forehead helplessly: "The original owner originally brought his own screenwriting skills, right?" β
004 explained aggrievedly: [But! These are the skills of the original owner! The host must take the time to learn it in order to use it well, otherwise it will be the same as not having this skill. γ
"Oh? Really? Ye Junge disagreed, "I learned it by the way when I received the memory." β
Nani?!
Looking at Mao Tuan's stunned appearance (don't ask him what Mao Tuan looked like), Ye Junge thought it was very interesting, and explained unprecedentedly: "My soul power, well, or spiritual power is very strong, so it won't take long to learn things." β
_(:Π·"β )_ So it turned out to be stupid 004 and embarrassed, and rolled back under the bed.
It didn't take long for a high-quality script to be written. Ye Junge clicked the save button with satisfaction, opened a blank word document again, and began to type again.
This time it's the lyrics.
004 listened to the host under the bed and hummed softly while typing, although it had never heard the song, but it felt very good, it remembered whether it was eating or not, and couldn't help but roll out, quietly rubbing on the host's shoulder, staring curiously at the lines of lyrics on the computer screen.
is not like the script in one go, the lyrics were revised and revised many times before they were completed, and without resting, Ye Junge opened the arranging software again and began to make accompaniment.
004 stared adoringly at the perfect side face of his host and became a nymphomaniac, his saliva almost dripping down, and his snow-white fur balls turned pink.
Junjun is so greasy o(*////β½////*)q, my male god is not! Yes! More! Finish! Beauty!
β_β though he's a snake spirit.
When Ye Junjing returned home, Ye Junge had already completed half of the accompaniment writing.
"Jun?" Ye Junjing put down the plastic bag and walked in, and sure enough, he saw his younger brother fiddling with the computer again, and he was very helpless, "Didn't you let you play with the computer for a while?" β
Ye Junge spit out the plastic stick of the lollipop and looked back at his brother innocently: "Wait a while, it will be fine soon." β
Ye Junjing really wanted to sigh, resigned himself to his fate, picked up the plastic rod and threw it into the trash for him, rubbed his brother's head, and froze there after rubbing his hands, his expression was a little cramped, carefully observing his brother's face, and was about to apologize. Ye Junge didn't seem to be aware of it, and took the initiative to rub his head on the hand that he hadn't had time to take back, and said softly to his brother: "Brother~ I'm hungry, you go cook!" β
Ye Junjing breathed a sigh of relief without a trace, slowly withdrew his hand behind his back, and said with a smile: "Okay, you wait a minute, it will be fine soon." The hand behind him couldn't help but bend, rubbing the palm with his fingertips, and it seemed that he could still feel the flexibility of his brother's hair.
Ye Junge pretended not to know his small movements and continued to do accompaniment.
Ye Junge reacted suddenly, and turned his head to look at 004: "Ye Junjing didn't seem to notice you just now?" β
004 jumped proudly: [This system is a high-tech product! No one can see me but the host! γ
In this regard, Ye Junge's reaction was-
"Oh."
It feels like a fist is in the cotton
No longer bothering with the system of selling stupidity for 10,000 years, Ye Junge sped up to do accompaniment, as long as he thought of the food waiting for him, he felt full of motivation!
Snake sperm disease may also be a foodie.
"Jun, it's time to eat." Ye Junjing took off his apron and personally walked over to bring the Internet addicted youth to the dining table.
Ye Junge's eyes lit up as he stared at the food on the table, and he couldn't see anything else.
On the one hand, Ye Junjing was proud that the food he made could arouse his brother's interest, and on the other hand, he was jealous that his younger brother was not staring at him, and when he saw that his younger brother was going to reach out and start eating, he hurriedly grabbed the white and smooth little hand: "Wash your hands first." Seeing that his younger brother looked at him puzzled, he quickly explained.
Ye Junge pursed his lips and compromised.
After washing his hands quickly, and then quickly destroying the food, Ye Junjing didn't eat much, and he was stunned to see his younger brother's eating speed and amount of food.
Nearly ten dishes on the table were wiped out by him, and Ye Junjing looked at his younger brother's flat lower abdomen with a strange gaze, so where did all those things go?
"Have you eaten enough?" Ye Junjing asked worriedly.
"Hmm." Ye Junge nodded seriously. God knows that the word "serious" basically has nothing to do with him, he was just embarrassed by the task suddenly released by 004.
γDing! Found the random task "Hug of Love", please give Ye Junjing a hug of love, do you accept it? γ
What the hell is a love hug
Ye Junge accepted it silently, and then walked to his brother's side and hugged him.
γDing! Completed the random quest "Embrace of Love" and received the reward: Contribution Value 300]
Ye Junjing: "? β
"Brother, thank you." Ye Junge simply took this opportunity to talk about some things, "I was ignorant before, I know that I don't blame you for my mother's affairs, we will live a good life in the future." β
Ye Junjing hugged his younger brother vigorously: "Okay, let's live a good life in the future." I'm glad you figured it out, Jun. The tall and strong man's eyes were red, and he quietly buried his head on his brother's shoulder, and there was no trace of it when he took it away.
Ye Junge pursed his lips: "I'm going to take a bath, I want to eat apples, you peel them for me." The domineering order brought a little arrogance, and Ye Junjing's heart softened when he listened, and he responded again and again.
Ye Junge sat on the sofa after taking a shower, poked the sliced apple with a toothpick and ate it happily, fed 004 from time to time, and stared at the TV that broadcast financial news with empty eyes.
[Junjun, are you in a daze? 004 saw that he suddenly paused for a long time, stopped feeding him apples, and boldly jumped on top of the host's head.
Ye Junge stretched out his empty left hand and accurately grasped the system of death, and squeezed it twice hard, satisfying to hear it scream in pain.
"There is no next time."
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Throwing the hairball to the side, Ye Junge leaned on the back of the soft sofa, his fingers tapped his lower lip, thinking about something, frowning slightly. Hearing the sound of the water in the bathroom, his eyes turned to look over there, and he happened to see the picture of Ye Junjing coming out with only a bath towel around his waist, and he was still wiping his hair with a white towel in one hand.
Breathe slightly suffocated, 10,000 years old. The man said he couldn't hold it.
Ye Junge pretended to naturally withdraw his eyes and stare at the TV, and quickly stuffed two apples into his mouth to relieve the dryness of his mouth.
Ye Junjing was also slightly stunned, his younger brother's sitting posture just now combined with his slanted eyes came over the style, the sense of charm was outstanding, and he felt that there was a tendency to raise his head below.
I kept silently thinking that it was my own brother, that was your own brother, so I barely held on.
Taking advantage of Ye Junjing's time to go back to the room to get dressed, Ye Junge began to think about how to clean up the scumbag in order to divert his attention.
004 finally got smarter, it looked at the news on TV, looked at Ye Junge again, and asked hesitantly: [Junjun, you won't attack Dongfangyuan's company, right? γ
Ye Junge glanced at it and raised his slender eyebrows: "It turns out that you are not so stupid that you can't be helped?" β
004 is used to being hit, and he doesn't care about his sarcasm: [But Junjun, why do you have to take action against his company? Actually, you don't have to move the company. γ
"I think he's unhappy, and you want to let his family die?" Ye Junge replied casually.
You can't do this, you can't do this, we are the righteous path system and the system host of the three views, how can you do such a thing!
Regarding 004's accusation, Ye Junge said that he was not in the service area, so he failed to receive it, 004 stared at him persistently for ideological education, and when he saw that it had no effect, he rolled around, and finally was frightened by Ye Junge's eye knife.
Of course, Ye Junge wants to attack Dongfang Yuan's company, of course, not because of the nonsense he said, in the original book, Dongfang Yuan once shot at Ye Junjing's company, causing him to have to go abroad, and now Ye Junge is doing the task, of course he will not give Dongfang Yuan a chance to go down the plot. What's more, now Ye Junjing is the man he plans to be a woman, and his own people can only bully themselves.
In view of the fact that most of the novels dedicated to the Honkai plot have a strong ability to self-correct, although now Dongfang Yuan seems to have no excuse for taking action against Ye Junjing's company in the original book, it doesn't mean that he won't make another move for other reasons, Ye Junge doesn't want to try the irresistibility of the plot at all.
Ye Junjing changed his clothes and came out to accompany Ye Junge to watch the news for a while, although he was curious about why his brother was interested in financial news, but he didn't ask much, anyway, he just stared at his brother's side face in a daze, as for what the news said, what was it?
When it was time to go to bed at night, Ye Junjing very consciously followed his younger brother to the master bedroom.
"Isn't there a guest bedroom?" Ye Junge stopped and blocked the door.
Ye Junjing was ashamed: "I didn't have time to clean up, and I didn't have time to buy bed sheets and quilt covers." β
Ye Junge looked at him with a smile: "Really? β
"Xiaojun, you know, I'm in a hurry to go to the company in the morning." Ye Junjing looked back innocently.
"Then come in." Ye Junge didn't bother to bother with him, so he slowly dropped a sentence and turned around and walked to the bed, "The guest bedroom doesn't need to be cleaned up." β
Is this a tacit consent to him staying in the master bedroom all the time? Ye Junjing looked at his younger brother in surprise, hurriedly followed up, and closed the door with his backhand.
Ye Junjing figured it out when he was getting dressed in the room just now, what about his brother? It's hard to meet someone who can make your heart move, of course, you have to hold on tightly, you must know that he is so clean that others think he is cold.
Ye Junjing has a habit of emotional cleanliness, never goes to nightclubs and other places to find someone to relieve him, and has never been in love - in his heart, love that is not for the purpose of marriage is a hooligan-never knew whether he liked men or women or simply didn't like it, and his grandfather was going to worry about his love life.
It just so happens that he meets someone he likes and likes him (even if his brother only likes him affectionately), and he always feels that his brother is seducing him, even though he knows it's just his delusion (004: No!). This is not a delusion! But he's not going to let it go either.
As long as you are shameless, family affection can turn into love sooner or later.
Ye Junjing lay on the bed, not sleepy at all, and after his younger brother's breathing was stable, he carefully reached out and took the person into his arms, and gently branded a kiss on his forehead.
"Good night, my darling."
After doing this, he closed his eyes contentedly, not seeing the corners of the lips quietly curled by the person in his arms.
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When Ye Junge was happily in love, the turmoil in the middle of the net intensified, and the small turmoil, which was not a big deal, was constantly instigated by people with intentions, and a group of people tried to wash Lin Wei and poured dirty water on Ye Junge by the way.
The reason is that a netizen who claims to be a passerby posted a post saying that Jun Ye himself admits that he and Dongfang Yuan are just good brothers, and some cp fans don't dance every day to say that Yuan Song is the king, and Lin Wei is the mother of the main palace. Then Junye fans couldn't bear it anymore.
Jun Ye was famous for his self-cleanliness when he didn't retire when he caught the net in the middle, and once made a clear statement saying that he hoped fans wouldn't make him a pair with other CVs, you can cute the CP in the play, but don't be a real person. So CP fans can only be cute in a small range of private at most, and they will never put it on the table, they feel that this is the least respect for their own life, so they hate it very much that someone is hyping up their own life. There is another reason, because Honmei doesn't like others to put him and other people together, the landlord's statement violates the taboo of Natal Destiny, and they are worried that Honmei will be angry when they see it, so they are even more angry. During this period of time, since the natal self-declaration of identity, many newcomers who don't know much about the natal have been touching his reverse scales, and the fans who were already angry have become even more angry and have left messages to ridicule.
There is a fan's message that all night fans deeply agree, and it also exacerbates the intensification of the conflict.