Chapter 31: A cute girl descended from the sky
September 16, 12:30 p.m
"Chong is enjoying the shade on the roof at this time, after surviving half of today's class, he simply ran to the rooftop to eat because there were too many people in the cafeteria, I heard that the rooftop is generally used by couples to show affection and blind those single dogs, but now it's only a week after the start of school, so there won't be any couples staying here, and most of the people who stay on it now are idle men, but if someone soaks in a girlfriend within a week and brings them to the rooftop to eat, Then be sure to have a life talk with yourself, yes, please have soap, and I will make him feel the deep malice of the world
βοΌβ Chong, who was eating slowly, suddenly noticed that the sky seemed to be dark, and it was going to rain?
βοΌβ It seems that I heard the sound of something heavy hitting the ground from the opposite campus, could it be that a cute girl has fallen to the ground again? I heard that the last seven classes of Yuki Rito in the bathtub found that an alien princess fell, and then took it home, Sakurai Tomoki of the second class found that an artificial angel fell when watching the meteor at night, and then took it home, Yasaka Mahiro of the same class encountered a monster attack at night, and found that there was an evil god to save him, and then he picked it up, and the psychological endurance and luck of these people are a little unscientific
Chong quickly stood up and buckled the lunch box and flashed to the side, and after about ten seconds, a Venus in the vast cloudless sky became more and more obvious
ββββIt seems to be coming to your own side?
"Bang!" A loud bang exploded next to his ear, followed by a large cloud of mud and gravel mixed in the smoke and spread out in all directions
Chong silently took out his gun after looking at the meal that had been scattered because of the explosion, what if it's a cute girl again? Who the hell is going to care about this! Let's do it first!
"Pain, pain, is there a problem with the landing site" Long purple hair, red suit and stockings, plus a short white skirt and a ribbon floating behind her, the fairy went down to earth and brought all the suits, right?
"Chong habitually looked around before he was going to shoot her,, the guy lying on the roof opposite should not be here to see the scenery
"You're the collaborator, my name is Baiya Du Rhodes Hermenim, and your name is Yukia Maruii?" Even if I changed my name, I wouldn't have called it this strange name, okay?
"No" Chong was in no mood to mess around when he was asked like this, it was pitiful, he broke his head at such a young age, but the sky has also begun to be unstable these years, and the government should find an opportunity to arrest them for "high-altitude drops" or "littering".
"Wait! Tell you to wait! Just listening to the sound of "swish", he was already tied up by the ribbon behind the other party's back, and he actually brought a weapon to say that you stole this thing from the Dragon Palace?
"Watch out for your head flying off!" Chong, who was about to pull out the knife, was surprised when he heard this, and lost his head? I'm only a freshman in high school, and I'm not someone else's senior sister, and besides, I'm not so good that I can play with a long-barreled gun
The sudden noise of "Didi" made him stunned, this voice was very familiar to him, and he heard it a few days ago
the groove today seems to be hitting the sky stream. Hooligans
"It seems that I recognized the wrong person.,But it doesn't matter.,With the brain of me, the first high-achieving student in the school park, no matter what partner it is, I can complete the task of exorcism very well.,Then report your name.,I'll be your mentor in the future," Bai Ya said
Chong apparently didn't have time to pay attention to her, and after cutting the ribbon with the knife hidden in his sleeve, Chong masked her and began to listen to nearby voices, then he looked down at his neck
"What is this?" Chong asked, gesturing to the collar around his neck
"Didn't you say it's a bomb, because of the contract, so I put it on for you, rest assured, it doesn't hurt" It doesn't hurt? Oh, indeed, if the head falls off the brain, you won't receive pain, and if you die, it will hurt when you die! No, it won't hurt even the eggs! What kind of contract do you say? I have heard rumors that the contract can be concluded unilaterally, but it must first be recognized or tokenized by the other party, and according to a white-haired old man, others sign a contract with the Heroic Spirit to send a loyal dog plus demon supplementation benefits, sign a contract with angels to send a loyal dog plus demon supplementation benefits, sign a contract with elves to send a loyal dog plus demon supplementation benefits, even if you sign a contract with QB, you will also send a holy light and a lily, but what is this? Thanksgiving isn't played like that, bastard! Which unit of Santa Claus are you!
Just as he was thinking about whether he would defuse the bomb if he shot this guy, the skeletal ornament on the other party's head suddenly began to glow red, what? Is this bomb still timed?!
"Ah, there is one just here, so let's start working, get ready" Bai Ya said "By the way, explain, we just need to take the soul out of the human body, it's very simple"
Chong took out a few pliers and wrenches and tried them and found that they couldn't be unraveled, and the other party was able to put this kind of thing on himself when he was on his own guard to prove that the other party was stronger than himself, so he could only do things for the other party first, so prepare guns and drugs first......
"Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing! Bai Ya looked at Chong, who silently took out a large number of murder weapons, and said in surprise, "Are you a terrorist!" "You're more of a terrorist than I am!!
After thinking about it, Chong understood what the other party meant, so he silently put the weapon back away, and then when the other party covered his chest and sighed secretly, "It's dangerous", he silently took out a few grenades, tsk, is it actually to directly destroy the human body before you can take out the soul
"Ahhhh Stop! Bai Ya hurriedly stopped him, "Just meet the other party's wishes!" "Wishes? I'm not Santa Claus, if the other party says that I want to conquer the world, I also want to help him, no, what I should be worried about is actually the desire to find a girlfriend, and conquering the world or something is actually not a problem as long as there is enough time
"Don't worry, because the soul is hidden in the gap between the human heart, so as long as the gap between the other party's heart is filled, whether it is to fulfill the wish or the thing that the other party cares about the most, and the object of the soul is generally a woman, so love is the best way!" Bai Ya patiently reminded
Women, gaps, filling, and then white sticky objects appear, well, now you should think about how many years in prison you will be sentenced if you succeed
Chong doesn't understand this term, only knows that if it is explained according to the dictionary, it should belong to one thing that must be done before marriage
-- But it seems that on the same page, there are still the terms "Fengzi married" and "strong X".
"You're a hell guy?" Chong looked at Bai Ya, who was distressed and holding the severed part of the ribbon, and said coldly, there has been such a thing as capturing souls before, the demons in hell borrowed the power of humans in order to capture their escaped servants, and there was a war between demons and humans, of course, the demons were defeated, so according to the regulations, the guys in hell can no longer step into the world, if this guy is illegally entered, he can directly get rid of this matter
"No, I belong to the Far Eastern Branch of the Underworld Rule of Law Province in Hell, and the laws of Hell do not apply to us" Tsk, the Underworld, then the world will not care
The underworld is a space directly above hell, because the strength is too strong and the life and death of human beings are in their hands, so generally no one dares to interfere with their actions, unless they go too far
"Tsk, why would this kind of thing find itself, and the guys in hell didn't even give them a photo and asked their subordinates to come up and do things, which is too irresponsible
"Then let's start quickly," Bai Ya said with great interest
"Do you still have people coming up" No matter how you think hell, you can't be stupid enough to let only one intern come up to do things, why can you tell that it's an intern? Isn't there a famous brand on his chest, and this guy's chest doesn't seem to be as big as mine......
"Yes, about thirty or forty, huh...... It seems that another one has landed here," Bai Ya replied, very good, then just call another guy to do something
"You go and have a look on the opposite side, there is also one on the opposite roof" Chong pointed to the opposite side
"Hmm~ Then I'll go and see it first, anyway, even if I let them have a soul, I'm still the best" Bai Ya slowly drifted away from here
Okay, you can't be cowardly, run right now
basement
Chong turned on the school's surveillance system and started looking for footage from the roof twenty minutes ago, but there were so many things that had fallen lately that some of them were hard to identify
The same ornaments, the same ribbons, the same tone...... Well, this one is even more silly
(The grades are superior and then nothing is not.) Good record, only the report that often uses the PSP during class, the name is Katsuragi Guima) by the way to flip through the other party's **, huh? Why is it labeled as a virgin?
Chong turned off the computer, and then slowly pulled the sword out of its sheath from his waist
"Bell" Chong tilted his head and aimed the collar at the blade, and then cut it down without hesitation, not worrying about whether it would explode
Seeing that the bomb in his neck was unscathed, Chong then slashed the second one
"Click" shows signs of shattering and can be continued
"Click...... Boom! "After seventeen slashes, the collar on the neck was completely damaged, and of course, it was accompanied by a slight explosion
"......" Chong touched the minced flesh on his cheek, and then took out the polished smooth silver spear as a mirror to take a look
Chong took out a napkin and wiped the blood on his cheek, and then took out gauze and bandages to bandage his wound
After doing this, Chong picked up the chess pieces on the table
After letting the pieces stay in his hand for a while, he kicked the opponent's queen with the horse he was holding in his hand
"It's not the right way," someone said in the darkness, "you can't go like this"
"There is no mistake" Chong Leng said coldly, "Breaking the rules is the best solution"
"So you're going to break the rules, too?"
"Of course, it's a big fish"
"You're really profitable and greedy"
"A little adds up, doesn't it," Chong said
"Well, you plan to secretly assist Katsuragi Guima, let him complete the task, and earn the benefits of the underworld while not getting into the smell of fish" One hand put on the chessboard, and then the originally scattered chess game instantly became the same "The abacus is good"
"It's a use, not an aid" Chong looked at the chessboard in front of him and chose to sit down, "And it's not as good as you, all of this is what you taught me"
"Whatever, anyway, I don't like people like you" The other party pinched the jade white horse "One day, their anger will completely crush your heart"
"Then," Chong stroked a hand of blood, "I'll wait"
"Waiting for the day when the road will be paved with your own blood"