Chapter 192: Able to bend and stretch
When Qin Yu stopped, Wei He looked over. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
More than a dozen little bastards were lying on the ground, clutching their stomachs, hunching their legs, holding their arms, and holding their waists...... In a thousand ways, it is very embarrassing.
Tan Er was dumbfounded, he was stupid at the time, and he was so shocked that he forgot that there was still a cat hanging around his neck, and he said to himself: "How is it possible?" How is this possible? ”
Wei He's claws were forced, and a small wound was hooked on Tan Er's throat.
"Hiss......" Tan Er was in pain and took a breath of cold air.
Seeing that more than a dozen bastards under his command were lying on the ground and staggering, it was no longer a climate, Tan Er completely lost his temper, and said to himself as if he had lost his soul there: "I apologize...... I apologize......"
Wei He hurriedly jumped off Tan Er's neck and ran to a stone in front of Tan Er to squat, looking very elegant.
Seeing that Tan Er was stunned, Qin Yu raised his hand and looked at the table below: "Be efficient, we're in a hurry." ”
Tan Er sneered and said in a very low voice: "I'm sorry." ”
Qin Yu frowned: "Huh? ”
Suddenly, Tan Er's eyes flashed, and Wei He saw that someone behind Qin Yu was sneaking up with a knife, and hurriedly reminded him.
Qin Yu didn't reply, still staring at Tan Er, with a weird smile.
The moment the little bastard rushed over behind him, Qin Yu turned sideways, then grabbed the little bastard's wrist, and gently broke it, "click", and the little bastard's wrist was broken. Qin Yu twisted the little bastard's arm and gently pushed the other party a few steps away. Wei He heard the screams of the little bastard, and suddenly felt terrified.
However, it was not over, Qin Yu caught the fallen knife, his hand rose and fell, and the little bastard in charge of the sneak attack screamed again, his back was already drenched in blood, the wound was deep and long, and it looked hideous and terrifying.
Tan Er saw the little bastard wailing and trembling in pain as he threw himself on the ground, and suddenly his knees weakened and he knelt down.
"Uncle, you spare the little one, it's a small one who has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, doesn't measure himself, and if he doesn't make an egg, he has to hit a stone. Uncle, I have sincerely repented and promise never to pretend to be forced again! Uncle, I have a lot of pressure in my family, don't look at me as fat as a pig, in fact, I am fat......" Tan Er straightened his waist and knelt straight Miaomiaomiao's face was sincere.
Qin Yu didn't look very satisfied, and frowned: "Don't you understand?" I'll make you apologize to the cat! ”
When Tan Er heard this, he immediately turned his gaze to Wei He: "This cat lord, you are an ancestor and a Buddha, I, Tan Er, dare to provoke you with my brain!" Cat adult, you look so cute, and you fight so well, you are not an ordinary cat at first glance, your big cat does not care about villains, don't be like me, just treat me as a fart. You see that I look like a ghost, and I can't find my daughter-in-law anymore, so you can pity me, forgive the little one, and the little one will compensate you! ”
As he spoke, Tan Er stretched out his arm and lay on the ground to give Wei He a big bow.
Nima, just now I said that there are old and young, and now I said that my daughter-in-law can't be found! So where did you get the little ones in your family?
Master Du watched for a long time, and was stunned by Qin Yu's cruelty, but now he came back to his senses and hurriedly ran over to join in the fun: "Can't find a daughter-in-law?" There are still old and young?! Where did that kid come from? Picked up on the side of the road? ”
"There are younger brothers and sisters at home waiting to be fed, and there is a husky, which is especially edible! Master Du, you are high-spirited, the prime minister can support the boat in his belly, help the little one persuade this master, just let the small horse go. Tan Er rubbed his triangular eyes, his eyes were hazy with tears, and it was really sad to look at.
This product is amazing, it can bend and stretch! When he was shouting, he was one by one, and when he was instigated to admit his mistakes, he was still one by one, and Wei He was convinced.
Everyone has such a good attitude, why am I embarrassed to be aggressive? Wei He licked his paws and jumped onto Qin Yu's shoulder.
Tan Eryi didn't dare to get up, knelt in front of Qin Yu, looked at Wei He and said, "If the little ancestor doesn't forgive me, I won't get up, I'm mentally retarded and brain-dead, I can't get along with you, it's a loss of conscience." If I can't get your forgiveness, I Tan Er won't be able to raise my head and be a man in my life, so forgive me. ”
Qin Yu pursed his lips, he didn't expect this product to be so skinless and faceless, and turned his head to look at Wei He: "Go home?" ”
Wei He nodded.
Seeing Wei He nodding, Tan Erru was amnesty, and breathed a heavy sigh of relief, and the whole person was about to collapse on the ground.
His little beautiful baby didn't seem to believe what was happening in front of her, stared at Tan Er with big eyes, covered her trembling chest, and looked at Tan Er as if she had been destroyed. Eighty percent, she could never have imagined that her dear family still has such a side of "lying on salary and tasting courage", "being able to bend and stretch" and "knowing current affairs".
Then, Xiaomei's eyes locked on Qin Yu.
"This brother ......" Xiaomei let go of the hand covering her chest and stopped in front of Qin Yu: "This little brother, how can you leave casually if you hit someone?" ”
Ay? This girl is quite righteous?
Tan Eryi was annoyed when he saw it, and got up and pulled Xiaomei aside: "Are you going to die?" When you meet Lord Yama, you don't hide a little, and you are still rushing to die? ”
"You care about me?" Xiaomei twisted her arm and shook off Tan Er: "Are we very familiar with each other?" Why do you care about me? I'm just asking him what he's going to do today! ”
Tan Er's face flushed: "Xiaomei, don't be angry, I know that you are strong for me, but ...... Today we have a hard stubble! ”
Which one is this singing? Show affection?
Wei He looked up and saw Qin Yu hooking the corners of his mouth, and his smile was a little sarcastic.
"And what do you want to do?" Qin Yu narrowed his eyes, the things in his eyes made people unable to see clearly, and it seemed that he could see everything clearly, including the mind of the little beauty in front of him.
Xiaomei's face suddenly turned happy: "You tell me your phone number and name, and if there is anything, we will communicate by phone." ”
The dog is in the sun, going around or coveting my shovel officer? Wei He was unhappy, looked at Xiaomei and whined, saying that if you dare to take another step, I will scratch your paws!
"Little brother, your cat is too fierce, I'm afraid." Xiaomei took two steps back, as if she deliberately turned her foot upside down, and the lump of flesh on her chest shook up and down.
Wei He was even more angry, when she didn't become a cat before, her breasts were small, and after she became a cat, her breasts had nothing to do with her. Seeing this Xiaomei wantonly showing off the fullness of her chest in front of Qin Yu, Wei He was angry, and Wei He was annoyed...... So, Wei He stretched out his claws and blindfolded Qin Yu's eyes.
Qin Yu was not angry, reached out to hold Wei He's little paw, and smiled very happily.
"What are you thinking about, little brain?" Qin Yu hugged Wei He into his arms and whispered, "I only have you in my eyes, I can't see anything else, why should you worry." ”
Wei He licked his paws, pretending not to understand, but his heart was pounding.
At this moment, sirens sounded in the distance.
"Who called the police?" Qin Yu asked, and frowned.
Wei He knew that he was not afraid of the police, he was just troublesome and didn't want to deal with these police.
Tan Er didn't care about getting angry with Xiaomei, and hurriedly turned around and shouted: "Who called the police?" Stand up for Lao Tzu! Looking like that, it looks like Qin Yu's family raising dog legs.
"That...... I...... I called the police. Master Du was a little embarrassed and said to Qin Yu, "Aren't I afraid that you will suffer?" Who knows you...... That's amazing! (To be continued.) )