Fang Yi hurriedly put Wei He on the ground, and Wei He "rubbed" to hide five meters away, for fear that the two of them would fight and splash their own blood.

Hiding next to the TV cabinet, Wei He poked his head out and looked at the sofa.

"Da Yu'er, you sit down and listen to me first." Fang Yi snatched the knife in Qin Yu's hand and pressed Qin Yu to the sofa: "You help me analyze and analyze, does my goddess have violent tendencies?" ”

He's talking about Xiao Fei? Wei He thought about it carefully, Tong Xiaofei is indeed not a gentle little white rabbit type, but if you want to talk about violent tendencies, it is not enough.

"Say it quickly." Qin Yu leaned back on the sofa and squinted his eyes: "Give you five minutes to pick and choose the key points." ”

"Do you have to do this to me?" Fang Yi was aggrieved.

"Huh?" Qin Yu opened his eyes and made a gesture to get up, but was held down by Fang Yi.

"Okay, good, five minutes is five minutes!" Fang Yi wiped his face, and his expression was vicissitudes: "The food and accommodation that Xiaofei arranged for me is like abusing prisoners of war, and the work arranged for me is like prisoner labor reform." I asked to take her to a movie last week, and she scolded me for half an hour. I said it would be better not to go, and she said that it would not be okay not to go. ”

Wei He gloated, who let you pretend to be a deceitful person to ask for food, you deserve to suffer.

"I wanted to watch a romantic movie, but she chose a murder suspense film. At that time, I was quite happy, I wanted to watch a horror movie, Xiaofei was scared, and I just got into my arms, hehehe? As a result, she didn't say a word the whole time, saw half of it, and took out a small book to record. Da Yu'er, you say, is this something that a normal woman does? Fang Yi took a deep breath with his back to the sky and wiped his face again.

Qin Yu nodded: "Do you like normal women?" ”

Wei He shook his head, Tong Xiaofei liked to watch Liaozhai when she was a child, liked to watch ghost movies in high school, watched suspense movies in college, and studied mental illness films after graduation. Watching movies and making records is also Tong Xiaofei's habit, because she likes to write film reviews.

Fang Yi sat up straight, stared at the water cup on the coffee table, and said quietly: "Yesterday, she told me a joke. ”

What jokes? Wei He waited for a long time, but Fang Yi was silent.

Fang Yi was silent, and Qin Yu was silent, making the atmosphere very embarrassing.

Wei He followed Fang Yi's example and raised his paws to wipe the cat's face, and said in his heart that he was playing an appetizing game with Qin Yu, is Fang Yi demented or mentally retarded?

"Ahem," seeing that Qin Yu had been silent and not stubble, Fang Yi finally couldn't stand it anymore, drank saliva to relieve the embarrassing atmosphere, and began to tell "jokes": "It was said that there were two people who had not quarreled in 30 years of marriage, and the reporter interviewed her husband and asked how to do it." The husband said that on the day his daughter-in-law entered the door, the dog barked at his daughter-in-law, and his daughter-in-law calmly said that it was the first time. The next day, his daughter-in-law passed by the dog, and the dog barked again, and his daughter-in-law calmly said that this was the second time. A few days later, his daughter-in-law was chopping wood, and the dog barked at her again, and her daughter-in-law hacked the dog to death with an axe. He shouted to his daughter-in-law, "You are insane." His daughter-in-law calmly said to him: This is the first time. Since then, they have lived happily ever after. ”

Fang Yi looked at Qin Yu: "When Xiao Fei told this joke, her eyes lit up and she smiled very happily. ”

Quiet, very quiet, Wei He saw Qin Yu pursing his lips, wanting to laugh but embarrassed, and enduring it was very hard. Wei He was glad that he had become a cat, otherwise he would have laughed out loud.

"Poof."

Hey? Who didn't hold back? Wei He followed the prestige and saw his father standing next to the hamster cage, trying his best to hide his feelings, biting his lip and holding back a smile, his expression distorted.

Fang Yi was stunned: "You guys...... Don't you think it's scary? ”

Qin Yu patted Fang Yi's shoulder with a smile: "I'm really busy, if you have nothing to do, go back early." Ah, by the way, remember to be nice to your girlfriend, I don't want to see you die young. ”

It's really a divine mending knife, straight into the heart!

Even if Fang Yi wasn't depressed just now, he's going to be depressed now, right?

Jokes are jokes, Wei He has his own ideas. Fang Yi is not a child anymore, how can he be worried and even insomnia and anxiety because of a joke and a movie? If he guessed correctly, he couldn't stand the hard work and civilian life, so he found many excuses to escape the main contradiction.

The main contradiction is...... He lied.

Who is to blame for this? The blisters on the feet are all walked by themselves, if they didn't pretend to ask for food at the beginning, and didn't use this idiotic method to test Xiaofei, why bother with gains and losses like now? If Fang Yi is a smart person, he should confess as soon as possible and strive for leniency.

When Fang Yi was sent out, Qin Heng happened to come back.

As soon as the two looked at each other, Qin Heng was startled, glared and asked, "Brother Yi, what's wrong with you?" Isn't it...... What kind of powder did you suck on? ”

"Get out!" Fang Yi kicked Qin Heng with black circles under his eyes.

Wei He squatted in front of the window, watching Qin Yu send Fang Yi ten meters away, suspicious in his heart. On weekdays, Fang Yi comes and goes, Qin Yu is too lazy to send it, why is he polite today? This is not scientific, there must be something unseemly, and it must be said secretly.

Thinking of this, Wei He hurriedly pricked up his ears and listened, staring wide-eyed.

Sure enough, Fang Yi pulled Qin Yu to a secluded place and whispered, "Uncle Wei is inconvenient to ask you...... What happened on your birthday? I didn't go to Chen's house for something, I heard that someone is making trouble with you? ”

"Who else? Gu Yue, Guo Ye, Qian Haoyu. Qin Yu smiled and patted Fang Yi's shoulder: "What?" Are you still afraid that I will suffer? ”

Fang Yi took a breath of cold air: "I heard that the business under Gu Yue's name has lost a lot of money, Guo Ye's kid broke his leg when he climbed the mountain, and Qian Haoyu was inexplicably confined by his family." ”

Wei He also took a breath of cold air. Qin Yu really holds grudges, and he doesn't clean up one by one.

"They will become well-behaved after suffering, you don't have to worry about me. It's you, don't toss yourself for a girl. For this kind of thing, it's better to be more sincere and less routine. ”

"I'm worried about them, okay? This time, the more you lose, you didn't lose your proportion, and you didn't get crippled...... No, I heard you right, you're talking to me about love? How can you have love in your head? Love doesn't match you! Fang Yi smiled happily, and finally felt a little energetic.

Wei He's eyebrows jumped.

The name she remembered, it was the person on the phone who claimed to be old and spoke very strangely. Listening to Fang Yi's words, is this more loss tyrannical? Otherwise, how could you create a cripple at every turn?

"What I want, I haven't gotten it...... Love is no exception! Qin Yu suddenly smiled and turned his head and looked in the direction of the living room.

Wei He hurriedly jumped off the windowsill and hid.

Why does the heart beat so fast? Qin Yu just casually turned his head, I didn't do anything wrong, why did I hide in a hurry? Wei He raised his front paw and pressed his heart, secretly warning himself that no matter what happens in the future, he must be calm and not panic.

"Uncle Wei, what is this cat doing?" Qin Heng saw Wei He sitting on the ground like a little adult covering his heart, and couldn't help laughing: "This cat is really going to become a sperm." ”

Wei Guangye thought about it, walked to Wei He's side, and carried Wei He into the study.