Chapter 1000: Coco Warms the Heart
"Scholarly ......"
Hearing this name, not only Lin Fei, but even the three of Radar and the butcher felt goosebumps fall all over their bodies, and they didn't understand where the Boss Klimmeka got the words.
The two of them got into the car, but the butcher stood outside the car with his hands rubbed and said to Lin Fei, "Boss, can you let me drive?" ”
"Did you get your driver's license?"
Lin Fei was a little worried, after all, the car was "borrowed" from Mu Shanshan, and if something happened to him, Mu Shanshan probably wouldn't let him go.
"Boss, look at what you said, who is my butcher? I used to win the kart championship, don't you worry about me? The butcher boasted.
"So did you get your driver's license?" Lin Fei stepped out of the car and asked.
The butcher hurriedly got into the car, then smiled, and said: "Boss, you don't look at who my butcher is, I have won the go-kart championship, what kind of driver's license do I use, that broken ticket is not just bought in our Huaxia country, let's buy one when the time comes." ”
"Your sister, sure enough, hasn't got a driver's license yet." Lin Fei said helplessly, and then sat in the back row.
Radar came up at this time and said: "Boss, you don't know, this guy from the butcher really went to the driving school, but after scrapping a few cars from the driving school, the driving school directly refunded the tuition fee to the butcher, and gave the butcher double the tuition, and let the butcher go to the driving school opposite to study, haha laughed to death." ”
Lin Fei was also stunned for a moment, and then laughed, the butcher is very good in many places, but he is just a quick temper, like a cannon battle, it will be blown up at one point, and the butcher himself has said that he is crazy, and he is afraid.
The butcher lit the fire and said with disdain: "Radar, are you begging me to help you shake the glorious deeds of being masturbated by seven or eight indigenous girls?" Okay, I'll just say it. ”
Radar's face changed, and he immediately folded his hands, asking the butcher not to say anything.
It's a pity that the butcher won't listen to him, and said directly: "Boss, you don't know, when this guy Radar was on an indigenous mission, he was actually taken by the indigenous girl, and he was forced to masturbate by the indigenous girl that night, this guy's eggs hurt for a week, and he choked and shouted pain when he peed, haha." ”
Lin Fei glanced at the radar in surprise and said, "Radar, when did you become so weak and couldn't help it?" ”
Radar pursed his lips and said, "Boss, don't you know, those indigenous girls, one by one, are like wolves and tigers, they are simply vacuum cleaners, and all of them are a little difficult to deal with, let alone seven or eight, alas, don't say it, they are all sad things, and it hurts to think about it." ”
"You're hurting a lot." Blood Zhi said coldly, and suddenly made Radar speechless.
The butcher smiled and said, "Boss, there is actually one thing about Blood Wisdom, which is very funny, do you want to listen to it?" ”
Lin Fei didn't expect that these brothers were outside, there were so many interesting things, and there were even blood wisdom? It's really unexpected, Blood Wisdom is notoriously very rational, how can he have trouble? Lin Fei was curious.
"Let's all have fun." Lin Fei opened his mouth and said, the brothers finally met, so naturally they had to have a good chat.
Xuezhi smiled, not like the butcher and radar, he didn't want to tell his troubles, radar took the lead, and said colorfully: "Big brother, when this guy was in the UK, Xuezhi actually went into estrus and fell in love with a British twenty-one-year-old chick, Xuezhi followed him every day, and finally confessed, guess what the result was?" ”
"It must have been rejected, right?" Lin Fei opened his mouth and said.
"Hahahaha, boss, you guessed wrong." The butcher laughed and said, "That woman said to Xuezhi: Dude, I didn't expect to find my other half so quickly, although the wound is not healed yet, but I am willing to give everything I have for you." ”
Poof!
Lin Fei was also made to cry and laugh at such a bloody ending, but he didn't expect that what Xuezhi liked was a transsexual, which was too shocking.
Radar smiled and said, "From where on, our blood wisdom brothers said: I will never believe in love again." ”
Xuezhi said leisurely at this time: "You laymen don't understand, that damn guy was sent by God to test me, to tell me that love must exist, but I just need to wait~"
Eh~
Several people suddenly felt cold all over their bodies, and this blood wisdom was disgusting, which definitely surprised you.
The brothers haven't seen each other for a few years, and they have a lot to say after they meet, one by one as if they were opening a chatterbox, and they are talking endlessly, all of them are talking about interesting things abroad, as for those things that rain bullets and bullets, and they don't mention a word about the things that are dead and life-threatening.
It's not that they're afraid that the brothers will worry, but they feel that the time they met, saying that those things are a waste of time, and it's better for the brothers to laugh happily.
Lin Fei didn't bring a few people home, and finally met once, so he naturally had to relax and relax first, so Lin Fei took them to a newly opened entertainment center in Zhonghai City, where in addition to entertainment, upstairs is a hotel, downstairs is a public place, there are all kinds of ballroom bars, you can play to your heart's content, of course, you have to have money.
Although Mu Shanshan didn't give Lin Fei pocket money, Lin Fei has a lot of background, so after coming here, he booked a house, and a few people walked towards the KTV downstairs.
"You guys go first, I'll make a call first." Lin Fei said.
"Hahahaha, boss, you are going to ask your sister-in-law for leave." Radar teased.
"Go aside, you bachelors don't understand." Lin Fei scolded with a smile.
The phone was connected, and Mu Shanshan's indifferent voice came from the other end: "Where have you been?" When will you come back, Coco has already picked it up, and he wants to find you. ”
Lin Fei was stunned for a moment, and then remembered that he asked Mu Shanshan to bring Coco back today, but the plan couldn't catch up with the change, so he apologized: "Shanshan, my former brother came back from abroad, and he won't go back tonight, say sorry to Coco for me." ”
"Say it yourself."
After Mu Shanshan finished speaking, she then gave her mobile phone to Coco and said to Coco: "Coco, don't you have something to say to your father?" Go ahead. ”
At this time, Coco's immature voice came through the mobile phone: "Dad, Dad, Ke, Cocoa, eat, eat, eat......"
After Lin Fei's perseverance and teaching, Coco finally learned to call her father. Even, under the influence of Mu Shanshan and Aunt Lan day and night, Coco also learned some simple daily words.
It's just that, compared to children of the same age, Coco still has a little stuttering feeling. Overall, though, Coco's condition is much better than when she was first found by the butcher.
From the mobile phone, listening to Cocoa's soft words, Lin Fei couldn't help but feel a trace of warmth in his heart......