Lao Liao's tears suddenly began to flood like the water of the Yellow River, and he choked up and said in a hoarse voice that had been hoarse for hundreds of years: "Look at my body, he is a fat man, I can't bear it!" I'm going to die of a chrysanthemum. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

At this moment, a serious problem began to be placed in front of us, Tang Chao quickly found a breakthrough in the problem, and said: "It's okay, if you feel unbearable, you can shout out, don't you see that there is this sentence in Japan's vast culture that has the connotation of cultural words that represent Japanese culture, it should be able to give you a spiritual pillar, if you feel unbearable, you can shout it out loud, the word "flax" will give you strength." ”

I looked at Tang Chao with wise eyes, and said very calmly: "Brother Chao, you are wrong, you have misunderstood what Lao Liao meant, it is not as simple as you think." ”

As a like-minded friend at this time, Shan Yong soon knew that I had new insights, and couldn't help but say, "What do you think? ”

I couldn't help but pat my chest deeply, took a breath, took out a twelve-point opinion, and said: "Lao Liao is actually a more intelligent person, what he thinks about is not to deal with one person, but many people, after all, this matter is an extremely serious matter, you must know that if Lao Liao goes, the dead fat man will be able to finish it quickly in a hurry under artillery fire, but you must know that the dormitory where he is the same as our dormitory, there are six in total, and the other five If the other five are ignited in the war, it is the legendary 6p, As an adult sturdy man, how could he withstand such a strong attack, Lao Liao would definitely die in the end. ”

Under my detailed explanation, Shan Yong and Tang Chao nodded profoundly.

Maybe our attack is too strong or our artillery fire is too fierce, it is difficult to survive such a strong attack, if you change to ordinary people will definitely say: "You ****." ”

But in the face of our slightly pale old Liao, his mother was not there, and he didn't force him, so he began to pour our iron-like hearts with an extremely strong move, pouring down tears like heavy rain.

Everyone began to realize the seriousness of this matter and began to comfort Lao Liao.

Lao Liao said in the growth of tears: "Actually, I know what everyone means, life in the world, I can't give up my children and can't put on a wolf, I can't sell my ass and can't live, in fact, I know these truths, some things have to be recognized when I encounter them, but I have had a shadow before, I am afraid, I will be afraid, I heard your words before, I remembered the old things, I was a little scared, so I cried, I was strange." ”

Actually, we really didn't mean it, but maybe it was providence, and our joke led to a big secret, Lao Liao's old past.

We looked at Lao Liao in surprise and said, "Brother, we may have offended, if there is any difficulty, just say it, since our brothers are in the same dormitory, we will go in and out together." ”

Lao Liao looked at us, nodded, and said, "Do you think I used to be like this?" ”

Tang Chao asked, "Isn't it?" ”

Lao Liao replied: "No, I used to be very strong, I was also a man of the year on campus, I was encouraged by my own heart, I began to chase the school flower, I remember deeply, that day the school flower was finally taken by me in one fell swoop under my repeated harassment, I was happy, I cheered, although many people in the class held a grudge against me for chasing the school flower, many people began to break off relations with me, even a few in the dormitory were extremely envious, jealous of me, and my relationship was white-hot, but I don't care, I love the woman I love, that's enough, But soon, because the family is not very wealthy, I can't pay for the things that my girlfriend wants to buy, and I exceed the standard every month, and another month, she wants to buy a bag, and I overdraft my living expenses for two months, but who knows that she will get sick soon. ”

Speaking of this, Lao Liao continued with a little sadness: "She is sick, but I took her to see a doctor, there is no penny on me, I am helpless, I borrow like a roommate, who knows that everyone does not lend me, and deliberately make things difficult for me, look at my jokes, I really wanted to have a sum of money for my girlfriend's treatment, but just no, I called home, my parents hung up directly, in fact, my parents have given me two months of living expenses, and I want this month, my parents are a little annoyed, but my girlfriend can't wait, She can't even wait for a moment, she is a very well-behaved girl, her family is not very wealthy, but as a girl always loves to buy clothes, so she doesn't have much money, not to mention that her father is a gambler and a drunkard, and her mother has no time to take care of her in order to take care of her father, so at that time our back road was completely cut off, but in the case of me being deceived left and right, in the end I still got three hundred yuan, but she was very sick that time and needed to be hospitalized, a total of eight hundred yuan, and five hundred yuan, I don't have anything I can do. ”

Hearing this, the three of us couldn't help but admire Lao Liao, it seems that he is also a genius.

At this moment, Lao Liao changed his posture, very affectionate, raised his head, towards a forty-five degree angle, and said silently: "So I made an amazing decision, after discussing with me, everyone agreed that everyone would give me a hundred yuan, and the condition was to sell the butt, and the dormitory collectively sold the buttocks, so I got five hundred yuan with the support of my dormitory roommates, and then the medical expenses were there, and I took care of her until she was well, but I sold my butt incident in the east window, so I ・・・・・・." ”

Lao Liao stopped here in his preaching, and at this moment Tang Chao shed tears of emotion and said: "Brother, it's okay, I can find a woman who sells her ass for her, this life is worth it, even if she doesn't know how to cherish you, this life is worth it." ”

I immediately felt the same way, nodded, and I also deeply realized that Lao Liao's ass can be sold, ordinary people are usually twenty-one times, and he sells it one hundred times, which is awesome!

At this moment, Lao Liao said very lonely: "No, she was very moved when she knew, in the end I broke up, I was not qualified to give her a good future so I let go, and that's it, my figure began to lose weight, in fact, this is also related to the excessive number of times I sold my ass, after all, a person can't bear it too many times, but it is also related to the sadness of her breakup." ”

For Shan Yong, who has always been very calm, he couldn't help but be moved after hearing this sentence at this moment, and said: "Brother, with your courage and courage to sell your ass, I'll help you, and I'll help you deal with that dead fat man." ”

Tang Chao also said: "Yes, don't worry, we will be good brothers from now on, don't worry, we will never let you sell your ass again, don't worry." (To be continued.) )