Shui Lingshuo is almost scolding.

However, her obsession with life prompted her to finally accept this cruel truth: she is not a fox spirit scolded by everyone, not a pure or glamorous flower demon, nor a tall and bullish beast, but just an ordinary ingredient, eggplant!

Braised eggplant in oil, eggplant with minced meat, ground three fresh, salted fish and eggplant in a pot...... In short, the kitchen is her execution ground, and being a delicious dish is her life.

Gu Jinxiu took out a slender purple eggplant and showed it to her: "Well, your body looks like this." ”

Shui Lingshuo secretly breathed a sigh of relief. She was afraid that she would coil herself up like some teasing eggplant...... It's okay, it's okay, although it's also annoying to grow into a pole.

Then, Gu Jinxiu cut the eggplant.

Shui Lingshuo: "......"

Then came the time to witness the miracle. Gu Jinxiu made a table full of dishes, and the main ingredient of these dishes was eggplant. The two baskets of eggplants all died tragically under his knife, completing the greatest mission of his life.

Shui Lingshuo was inexplicably sad.

However, the executioner said to her seriously: "What you eat to make up for something, your soul body is already unstable, and this time it has been hit hard, and you must make up for it." ”

So after this meal, Shui Lingshuo vomited wildly. But Gu Jinxiu told her that it was because her current body was a little incompatible with her soul body, and she was repulsed.

……

Shui Lingshuo buried the "corpses" that she vomited out with tears in her eyes, feeling that the world was full of sorrow.

Gu Jinxiu covered it with a pile of soil again, and said sadly and lonely while sighing: "If you are uncomfortable, go and rest, you don't have to be careful all the time." I also know that I have a bad temper, and it was not my intention to beat you, and I will change my ...... in the future."

Shui Lingshuo hurriedly took a small shovel and ran away. It's no wonder that this tyrant-like guy can change the slightest, and every time he is slightly unsatisfactory, he will slap him over, and after the fight, he will pretend to repent...... In the past five days, her pretty face has been so swollen that she doesn't even know herself.

She was beaten if she didn't finish eating the eggplant, and she was beaten if she vomited it out, and she was beaten in his strange wasteland...... It's like she was born to him, beaten and continued to be beaten in all kinds of tricks.

In short, the eggplant ate several baskets, and the big ears were not less, but it didn't have much effect, she was still just a "walking corpse", and there was no trace of the shadow at all.

Gu Jinxiu explained that it was because of her low intelligence. He shoved a strange book of exercises directly into her head from her forehead, and said something like this: "If you do it every day, your shadow will come out in three days." ”

But it's been five days.

No matter how good Shui Lingshuo is, she doesn't dare to be blindly confident, and she can't help but sigh in the two days that she has been superb: "The IQ of eggplants is really low." "I thought her eggplant would be a special case.

Gu Jinxiu pulled two dog's tail grass from his weed-filled wasteland and handed them to her, comforting: "Don't worry, eat two of them slowly." ”

Shui Lingshuo: "......"

After every time he vomited, he asked her to chew this thing, saying that it was a spiritual grass that helped her digest after meals, which could help her absorb the eggplants she ate to the maximum. The first time she refused, but after tasting it with his obscenity, she became infatuated with the smell of the grass.

"I'm almost done with this dogtail, right?" Chewing on the grass, Shui Lingshuo looked very sad.

Gu Jinxiu corrected her in a deep voice: "I have said that this is 'green mang', not called dogtail grass." If you are really afraid of ruining things, you should devote yourself to cultivation and refine the shadow as soon as possible. ”

Shui Lingshuo handed him two grass roots: "You take it and plant it again to see if it can grow, my eggplant head is really ...... Alas, it's hopeless! ”

Gu Jinxiu stared at the two grassroots in front of him for a long time, and finally couldn't hold back a slap and knocked them to the ground.

He couldn't help but roar again: "I told you, it's not easy to grow these spirit plants with my current strength, how can I resurrect them again?!" ”

"You can't blame me, do you?" Shui Lingshuo's eyes rolled in her heart. But she cried on her face: "You want to hit me again......"

Gu Jinxiu and Shui Lingshuo abused each other for two more days, and finally completely broke down and drove her out of the courtyard: "If you don't miss the old love and don't want to forge ahead, I will cut you off as you wish, and in the future, you will take your Yangguan Road and I will cross my single-plank bridge!" ”

Shui Lingshuo shed a handful of tears, and rolled gorgeously in the dead of night.

Then she started her ghost career.

She first went to find Shi Yi to inquire about all kinds of gossip, but the strong little beggar was directly frightened. It took her a lot of talk to reluctantly get him to re-approve of her, and then she basically learned what had happened in the past few days when she disappeared.

However, when she was about to leave, the little beggar, who had always done more things and talked less nonsense, suddenly begged her to avenge his family with anticipation. And for good reason, because she's a ghost.

Shui Lingshuo agreed to him without thinking about it. After all, she also found that being a "ghost" is indeed much more efficient than being a person.

Then she went to Shangshu Mansion again. Shi Yi said that after she "died", Lin Cailan was very sad and fell ill in bed. However, when she sneaked into Lin Cailan, she heard this conversation:

The man said, "You old and shameless! ”

The woman said, "Hasn't my lord always liked this?" ”

……

Shui Lingshuo climbed in through the window unconvinced.

Then I saw Lin Cailan sitting on Shui Fanzhi's old fat man, panting: "Master, I want to give you another son......

The two of them were trapped in a state of self-forgetfulness, and they didn't see her at all. Shui Lingshuo silently returned the same way.

Very good, Lin Cailan is still full of pursuit of life, and she is full of confidence in herself. She doesn't have to worry or feel guilty at all.

After that, she went to Shui Lingqian's side again, swaggered into her boudoir, took her out of the bed, and made a grimace to show her. Then after she fainted, she snatched her private money.

She just glanced at her before leaving, and actually woke her up again: "Shuo'er, you, you, you...... Don't blame me, I also wanted to ...... Matching you and Lin Zhi put something in your tea...... I didn't expect him to think you and other men were doing that...... Don't come here, I was wrong...... Yes! ……”

……

Shui Lingshuo finally escaped from Shangshu Mansion, and she was angry when she thought about it. She just wanted to teach Shui Lingqian a lesson for the predecessor of this body, but this squeamish woman's voice was sharp and sharp, but just a slap made the guards in the palace startle out.

If it weren't for Gu Jinxiu's food and various physical repair training in the past few days, she would almost become the first ghost in history to be caught by ordinary people.