"What are you, Lao Cheng is a cool person, let you use your hands, and let you make three moves, do you do it?" Cheng Biting Jin buttoned his ears, and he was dizzy just now because of the old master's magic sound. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Confucius said......"

"Say a yarn, you let Confucius go with the Turks, and see if you can make the Turks surrender."

"Sage Cloud ......"

"Yun fart, my old Cheng fought bloodily on the grassland, there are countless sword wounds on his body, and there are hundreds of thousands of prisoners captured, you have the ability to catch ten rabbits to try!" Cheng bit Jin shamelessly, and he didn't even have a single bruise on his body when he went to the grassland, so he went on a trip, and he dared to say that he had countless wounds on his body.

"Insulting Sven, Cheng Fairy, you are so rude......" Kong Yingda almost vomited blood, I am too old, you let me catch ten rabbits, and I fell with you!

"Sven can fight, I Lao Cheng is standing here, you have the ability to kill me Sven!" Cheng Biting Jin clasped the nostrils with the little finger of his right hand, buckled out a huge boogue, and flicked it in front of Kong Yingda.

"Old horseman, old man doesn't take advantage of you!" Kong Yingda couldn't resist Cheng Biting Jin's shameless spirit, and was defeated.

Cheng Biting Jin's round eyes: "What's the matter, the benefit of the tongue?" Didn't I say it earlier, I went to Tai Chi Gate with me to fight for 300 rounds, came and went, took off my court clothes and went to the door shirtless with my old Cheng shirtless. ”

As he spoke, Cheng Biting Jin rolled up his sleeves, tightened his belt, and blew up several Confucian masters who were standing in the court class with a fighting style.

"It's so ridiculous above the court, you don't have to go too far with Cheng Biting Jin!"

"People are not sages, who can do nothing, if you apologize to Kong Saijiu, Cheng Biting Jin, I will let you go this time."

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Cheng bit Jin with his hands on his hips: "I'm afraid that Lao Cheng will not succeed, a group of shameless old thieves, who only know how to eat empty food in the court, without any achievements, without an inch of merit, only shaking their lips and puffing their tongues, I Lao Cheng has never seen such a brazen person!" ”

On the way back to the court, after camping, Cheng Biting Jin dragged Lin Feng to talk about the Three Kingdoms, and this passage of Zhuge Liang scolding Wang Lang was memorized by Cheng Biting Jin and just used it.

Now the masters are even more useless, good fellows, we have all become shameless old thieves! Cheer up, quote scriptures, and talk to Cheng Biting Jin, you come and go, each spitting saliva, I don't believe that so many people can't do you alone.

Cheng Biting Jin wanted to quote the scriptures, but he knew that he was not this piece of material, and he couldn't do this group of old masters, so he simply used market slang to catch whoever bit whom, and greeted all the relatives of this group of masters.

A group of generals smiled, this court wants to fight against this group of masters, Cheng Yanjin is definitely the vanguard second to none, the vanguard officer, it is absolutely okay to have one enemy and one hundred, this shameless person doesn't listen to you quote scriptures at all, you say yours, I scold me.

The position of Lin Feng Station is also in the front row, and the three of them are one product, which is not bad with the prince, and he is holding a mobile phone to record it. Next to him, Li Daozong leaned his head and looked at his mobile phone, and hurriedly covered his mouth with his hands in exclamation.

"Lin Feng, what is this?"

Lin Feng smiled obscenely: "This is a mobile phone, what about the video, take it out and take it out if you are bored in the future, and please enjoy it when you get it back." ”

"What do you mean by video?"

"It's just to record what you see, and you can watch it at any time in the future, it's fun."

"It can't be harmful to people, right?"

"How is it possible, it's just like painting, it's just that the pictures are connected and you can quickly flip through them." Lin Feng could only explain it like this.

Li Daozong suddenly realized: "I see! ”

The picture returned to the center of the main hall, the battle was fierce, Cheng Yanjin dealt with seven or eight old masters alone, and he was still at ease, and he also let the eunuch pour a cup of tea to moisten his throat while he was free.

The corners of the master's mouth were foaming at the mouth, and he was embarrassed to ask for tea under his dry mouth.

Li Er and Li Yuan, who sat on the top, had all seen the big battle, and it was too normal to quarrel at the court meeting, otherwise how could the court meeting be held on the fifteenth day of the first month, it was for this group of people to use nonsense, civil and military disputes, interest disputes, or announcements of major events, holding ceremonies, and real discussions on state affairs were all in front of the royal meeting of the important ministers of the Liangyi Palace.

Empress Changsun has seen little, but she has seen it anyway, covering her mouth to hold back her smile, and she wants to maintain the image of the mother of the country, which is really uncomfortable.

After half an hour of debate competition, finally seeing that both sides were arguing and almost exhausted, Li Eryi slapped the table: "Enough!" ”

Cheng Biting Jin looked at the masters like a victorious general triumphantly, puffed out his chest muscles, and our old Cheng was an enemy, and he did not fall behind at all.

The masters didn't have the strength to talk nonsense, gasped and returned to the court, seeing that Cheng Biting Jin actually puffed out his chest muscles, several old masters who felt that it was not enjoyable wiped the white foam from the corners of their mouths, and were about to jump out, Li Jing stood up and dragged Cheng Biting Jin back, which was considered to have quelled the war.

Li Er put on a face, as if it wasn't him who didn't think it was a big deal when he saw the excitement just now: "Don't quarrel, the envoys of all countries are still there, wouldn't it be rude to all countries to make such a fuss?" ”

"This time on the meritorious deeds, I have already made a conclusion, Lin Feng has made meritorious contributions to quelling the rebellion and destroying the Turks, adding thousands of households, and sealing Lin Feng's wife Huang as a product of the decree to show reward. The eldest grandson Wuji resisted the rebels, recovered Youzhou, changed the title of Zhao Guogong, and added thousands of households to the ......"

Lin Feng pursed his lips, no wonder he didn't give me food at the beginning, he was waiting for me here, fortunately, we don't care, I don't know if Xiaoru likes it or not, and I guess I can't look down on it.

The generals who went out on the expedition were all rewarded, and the four King Kongs also got a four-rank martial arts, and the soldiers were recorded according to the merit book, or promoted to a petty officer, or given a rich trophy reward, which was not divided by Lin Feng at the beginning, but was rewarded from the livestock, materials and Turkic women captured in the war of annihilation.

Anyway, the most miserable thing is Lin Feng, except for the food that should have been given and a decree, there is nothing else, and any livestock and materials have nothing to do with Lin Feng.

After the reward is over, it is time to discuss how to deal with such a large territory and captured population of the Turks that have just been defeated, and the affairs of the envoys of various countries have to be put on the back, you wait slowly, see if we show off first.

"The East ~ Turks have been wiped out, and its population is still nearly one million, how to deal with it, do you have a good plan?" Li Er once again reiterated that the East ~ Turks have been wiped out, and told the envoys of all countries this established fact, the territory of the East ~ Turks is my Tang Dynasty, and the population is also my Tang Dynasty, you can't worry about it, or I will copy the guy and beat you.

Dealing with the population later, Lin Feng knew that this was Li Er telling himself, it's time for you to speak, hurry up and bubble up, and then dive to drown you.

Standing up in the court, he looked at Li Er and said, "Your Majesty, I have something to say." ”

Li Er was waiting for Lin Feng to bubble, but when he saw Lin Feng coming out, he didn't ink: "Come on." ”

ps: This chapter is a bit of a copy of a certain book, and that book is really funny, and I can't help but imitate some of it. (To be continued.) )