Chapter 198: Lying
Chapter 198 Lying
Shocking, absolutely shocking!
Because of the alfalfa feed in the house, a large group of black pressure mice popped out all of a sudden. Zhao Qiao'er was already frightened at the moment, and she didn't dare to say anything.
"This," Yang Dazhui was also trembling.
Yang Xiugu also exclaimed, last night I heard the noise in the house, and when it was dawn, I saw that the sack was bitten and broken, and I knew that there were annoying rats coming, but I didn't expect that by tonight, so many rats would come at once!
The room where the wooden cabinet is placed is only about 20 square meters, and there are dense rats all over the ground, and they are stacked layer by layer, and the sea is strung around, and there are thousands of rats to say the least!
It's a nightmare!
Seeing this, Jia Xiaonong was in a hurry, and hurriedly slammed the only door of the room shut.
"What's going on? What's going on? Yang Dazhui saw Jia Xiaonong immediately close the door, and his heart calmed down a little.
"Don't panic, don't panic, I want to find a way" Jia Xiaonong was also a little crazy.
Before, because of the effect of Shennong's panacea, it has attracted golden pheasants, stone clams and snakes, and Jia Xiaonong can communicate with these animals in "words", but now, with so many rats, jumping around in the room, can it work? Also, can Jia Xiaonong "preach" these hateful little animals in front of his father-in-law?
The answer is no!
Jia Xiaonong had to find a suitable reason. Of course, the prerequisite is to be able to "summon" these rats and make them obedient!
"Reason, find a suitable reason!" Jia Xiaonong said to himself over and over again in his heart.
"Husband, what should I do now?" Yang Xiugu also seemed at a loss.
"Uncle, do you have an idea? In the morning, I thought there was something wrong with this alfalfa feed, why did it attract so many rats? However, "Yang Dazhui directly supported the crumbling Zhao Qiao'er, Zhao Qiao'er's face was blue at the moment, and he said: "I have to find a god to clean it up"
"Shenhan? You are not allowed to say that, I do not believe in superstition! Yang Sledgehammer roared.
Zhao Qiaoer thought it was haunted.
But just such a sentence made Jia Xiaonong think of a reason at once.
"Dad, in fact, I ordered this alfalfa feed from the Internet, and then I brought it back from Jinding Town, ready to use it to raise peach blossom chickens. As you know, I used some drugs to match it before, so that the chicken is very fragrant, and this alfalfa feed is carefully selected by me. ”
Jia Xiaonong thought quickly, carefully organized the language, and seeing that his father-in-law and Zhao Qiao'er were convinced, Jia Xiaonong continued: "Alas, attracting so many mice, first of all, I can only say that this alfalfa feed must be a good thing, let the rats run so desperately Just now my godmother said Shenhan, I remembered that I learned a kind of witchcraft from an old gentleman a long time ago."
"Witchcraft?" Yang Dazhui looked at Jia Xiaonong in a daze: "Uncle, don't joke with me"
"Dad, I don't, it's scary to see so many rats running around in the house now. The godmother said that this is superstition, and I am afraid that it is haunted, which means that if this matter spreads, it will definitely make the people in the village spread such rumors. Jia Xiaonong said again.
"Yes, it's not good to say this, and the whole Peach Blossom Village will know about it tomorrow!" Yang Dazhui was also anxious.
"So, we must keep this matter a secret!" Jia Xiaonong looked at his father-in-law, and then at Zhao Qiao'er, and felt very uncomfortable - he had always been honest, but he had to tell a big lie at this moment, which made him a little unnatural.
"Definitely keep it a secret! Qiao'er, you can't talk about this! Yang Da Hammer instructed.
Zhao Qiao'er nodded.
Yang Dazhui asked again: "Uncle, you say it, you just talked about witchcraft!" ”
"Well, yes, in fact, this witchcraft is the method of fixing the roots, maybe, I can use these rats to fix them!" Jia Xiaonong said tentatively.
Spell to immobilize these rats? Yang Dazhu's eyes were really round, and he said, "What did you say?" You might be able to spell these rats in place? ”
"Yes, maybe!" Jia Xiaonong sighed deeply and said: "But this is all a side way, I tried it a long time ago, I was a Dingji at that time, and I really can, but the old gentleman who taught me witchcraft said that this witchcraft cannot be abused, and it cannot be seen by others, including you!" ”
"Is it really that powerful? Xiaonong, you should get rid of these rats quickly! Zhao Qiao'er came back to her senses and said, "I believe in you, let's leave!" ”
"But where can I go in the middle of the night?" Yang Sledgehammer muttered.
"This" Jia Xiaonong thought for a while and said, "Dad, why don't you go a little further away with your godmother, take a flashlight, go to Taoyuan, and Aunt Xiu will stay to assist me!" ”
"I'll stay?" Yang Xiugu's face was full of suspicion, she knew that Jia Xiaonong was lying, but it seemed that this panic was not bad.
"Yes, don't forget that we have practiced the Mixed Yuan Thunderbolt, we all have some martial arts, and if I can't fix these rats with witchcraft later, let's use a hoe and a wooden stick or something to deal a painful blow!" Jia Xiaonong explained.
"What about these thousand rats, can you kill them? Don't make it" Yang Dazhui suddenly flashed a blood-red cruel scene in his mind, and he couldn't continue.
"It's okay, or maybe my root fixing method will take effect!" Jia Xiaonong said again.
After a pause, Yang Dazhui still said uneasily: "Uncle, why don't we go to find a poisonous rat?" ”
"That's not good." Jia Xiaonong shook his head, listened attentively to the rats in the room becoming more and more rampant, and hurriedly said, "Dad, you two better leave quickly, right?" ”
"Yes, Dad, Godmother, you leave first, believe me and Xiaonong, we will definitely be able to destroy these rats!" Yang Xiugu also said.
"Well, be careful!" Yang Dazhui made a look, turned around and found a flashlight, pulled Zhao Qiao'er and walked out of the house.
"Husband" Zhao Qiaoer suddenly spoke at this time, she wanted to ask: What do you think?
Jia Xiaonong quickly put his index finger on his mouth, shh ”
After speaking, Jia Xiaonong really closed his eyes pretendingly, made a tic-tac-toe gesture with both hands in the air, and then continued to draw circles randomly, and finally said a fixed word!
Yang Xiugu wanted to laugh, but she couldn't, and the rats in the house were still rampant.
"Eh, haven't my father and godmother gone far yet? The root method doesn't work, huh? Jia Xiaonong deliberately said loudly: "Wife, go outside the door to see, is it true that Dad and they haven't gone far yet?" ”
"Uncle, we don't worry, since it doesn't work, let's go farther." The sound of Yang Dazhui sounded outside the door.
Immediately afterward, the footsteps really got farther and farther away.
"They're gone!" Jia Xiaonong was relieved this time, and said: "Wife, I was pretending to be a ghost just now, alas, how much do you think I have to pay for lying?" Starting tomorrow, I'm afraid I'll have to have another wizard title in the village, okay, my rat-fixing trick is starting to work! ”
After saying this, Jia Xiaonong suddenly opened the door.