Chapter 0400: Are You Married?
Chapter 0400 - Are You Married?
After the fat man was kicked, he reclined on the ground and took two steps forward, "Big brother, don't fight, don't fight." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info I know it's wrong, I, we won't ask you for money. ”
"What the hell do I still want money?"
Lin Feng said, going up and kicking it again, "I told you to withdraw the money!" ”
"Ah......h
The cry of killing a pig......
The two guys in the back, seeing the boss being kicked one after another, smiled like a bitter gourd on their faces. It looks funny, but it can't laugh at all......
Maybe in a moment the big scalp shoe will be on his ass.
I guess I've kicked enough, the bearded man Lin Feng pointed to, "You stand up for me." ”
"Oh, yes."
He stood up with a full mouth of promise, but subconsciously took two steps back.
This time, Lin Feng seemed to have compassion, "I'm so afraid of what I'm doing, I won't kick it again, call your two little brothers over and the three of them will stand side by side, stand up, hurry up!" ”
After this call, the three of them knew what it meant to "retract and release freely" at the same time......
When he said the first half of the sentence, he still smiled like a Maitreya Buddha, and said, "Stand up, hurry up!" "It's like a pig killer with a kitchen knife.
How dare they slack off now?
In a panic, they stood together, drooping their heads like frosted eggplants. The bearded man stood on the right, the flat head stood in the middle, and the thin monkey stood on the left, so obedient that he didn't dare to breathe like a mischievous baby who made a mistake and was caught home.
Lin Feng stepped forward, pointed at the thin monkey and said, "What's your name?" ”
The thin monkey suddenly became nervous, and said hesitantly, "Weilong." ”
"Well," Lin Feng agreed, looking at the middle again, "What's your name?" ”
The little flat head saw that the thin monkey was not beaten after saying his name, and also said his name, "My name is Zhu Li." ”
"Well," a hint of banter flashed in Lin Feng's promised eyes, and he pointed to his beard and said, "What's my name?" ”
"Huh?" The bearded man originally thought that Lin Feng would ask him what his name was!
Hearing this, my brain almost didn't turn around, and I scolded my mother in my heart, how do I know what your name is?
But now that he was scared by Lin Feng, he could only shake his head honestly, "I don't know." ”
"Smack!"
You're not a big-eared scraper and fanned over, "You're a failure, don't you, you even don't know Lao Tzu's name and dare to come to Black Lao Tzu?" ”
"I ......" The beard opened his mouth, but he didn't say a word, his face was uglier than a pig's liver, I want to know who you are, and I dare to hack you? Rabbits don't eat the grass next to the nest!
However, seeing Lin Feng walk towards the thin monkey on the far left again, he finally breathed a sigh of relief, and it seemed that he didn't need to be beaten anymore.
Lin Feng dragged the thin monkey with big eyes and glared, "It looks quite young, why did you come out to learn to play porcelain." ”
When the thin monkey heard this, he was immediately frightened and trembled like chaff, no matter how this question was answered, it must be inevitably scolded, plus beaten, so he simply shut up and waited to be beaten.
Hearing Lin Feng's question, the bearded man smiled secretly in his heart, this time he beat the thin monkey, so he doesn't have to beat me anymore, hey!
However, after waiting for a few seconds, Lin Feng didn't raise his hand, but still asked again, "How old are you this year?" ”
The thin monkey was relieved, exhaled a long breath, and replied resignedly, "Two, twenty-eight." ”
"Well, there's a chance to make amends." Lin Feng said, took another step to the middle, looked at Xiao Pingtou and asked, "How old are you this year!" ”
"Three, thirty, a year and a half older than him."
"Poof......" The bearded man saw that Lin Feng didn't beat the thin monkey, and he was still muttering in his heart, but he didn't expect this Zhu Li to be a brain-dead, people asked how old he was, he just answered directly, he had to say thirty, one and a half years older than him, 28 plus one and a half years old can it be thirty?
It seemed that he must have been the one who was beaten this time, so one couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Then this time, I still didn't see Lin Feng raise his big ears and scrape. The mood suddenly fell to the bottom, this Nima, won't you beat me up again later, right?
Thinking of such a question, the beard felt a hot pain on his face for no reason, his legs couldn't help but clamp, and he didn't dare to raise his head.
Seeing Lin Feng's feet walking in front of him, the bearded man muttered vigorously in his heart, did he ask my age or his age this time?
Fight!
It's a big deal to guess once, and then report my own with his!
Looking at him like this, he should be about twenty-five years old, well, let's be blinded like this!
"Uh-huh!"
Lin Feng looked at the trembling beard and cleared his throat, "I ......"
Before he could finish his sentence, he was interrupted by the bearded man, "You're twenty-five!" I'm thirty-three! ”
"......" Lin Feng almost didn't hold back his face, and forcibly looked up at the genius and held back his laughter.
"Smack!"
Another big-eared scraper fanned over, "Did you hear what I said?" I mean-- I ask you, how old are you! What the do you say I'm old? Besides, you see that I am so handsome and chic, the jade tree is in the wind, and I am suave, how can it be twenty-five? I'm only 25 until next year! ”
“……”
The fat man was almost stunned by this slap, this Nima didn't play cards according to the routine last time, and he didn't play cards according to the routine this time!
After receiving this slap, Lin Feng moved his footsteps to the left again, and the bearded man seemed to feel that when he was about to be beaten again and again, he secretly smiled bitterly in his heart, knowing that he would not stand on the right side!
For a moment, the fat man really wanted to leave these two people and run away by himself, but when he thought of Lin Feng's means, he still gave up his idea.
Let's think about what questions will be asked this time......
This time, Lin Feng walked in front of the thin monkey, "Are you married?" ”
Hearing this, the skinny monkey seemed very happy, "It's over." ”
It seems that when he mentions his marriage, he is still very proud.
"Smack!"
"You are a scumbag, and you deserve to get married?" After Lin Feng finished fighting, he glared at him.
Caught off guard, the thin monkey was slapped in the face, what's going on? Isn't it true that you won't be beaten up if you answer it?
However, seeing Lin Feng's expression, think about the ruthlessness when Lin Feng just beat the person, endure!
The boss has already driven it twice, and he has only pressed it once, which is quite rare!
Seeing that the thin monkey was also slapped, Xiao Pingtou was so nervous in his heart!
He was also married, if he guessed correctly, Lin Feng would ask himself the same question, since he said that he was not worthy, then it would be better to simply answer no!
"Are you married?"
Xiao Pingtou was already ready, and replied loudly, "No! ”
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(To be continued.) )