Chapter 15: The very professional director Zhao Da (ask for collection)

Chapter 15 is a very professional director of Zhao Da

"That's it! The locations of the first episode of "Low-Cost Martial Arts Drama" have all been arranged and are ready to start filming! ”

Zhao Wei turned into the commander-in-chief at this time, and instructed everyone one by one: "Cheap people, let's quickly change into ancient costumes, dog, you check the camera again, monkey, you are mainly responsible for the matters of the clapperboard, girls, please help watch the students passing by, and remind them not to affect our shooting." ”

Five minutes later.

The first scene begins right away, with a row of bamboo fences and a rudimentary straw hut in the background.

Zhao Wei and Xiao Jian had already changed into ancient costumes, and Wu Fei pointed the camera at Zhao Wei and gave him a big close-up.

Wu Fei made an OK gesture, Hou Jun held a black-and-white clapperboard, closed it with his hand, and made a crisp click, ACTION!

(PS about the slate board: A little popular science, the slate board is a small wooden board with the number of scenes, shots, director, title, film company and other information, one end can be opened and closed, you can shoot a clear sound, which is convenient for the synchronization of sound and picture during post-editing.) In post-production, it is based on the markings on the clapper board to identify which film, the scenes, and the shots the film it is. οΌ‰

Zhao Wei appeared expressionlessly, his mouth was slightly open, his eyes were dull, his eyes were straight at the camera, revealing a zombie-like expression, and he introduced himself: "My name is Zhao Dazhui, I am an actor, and I am filming a low-budget martial arts drama." ”

Guan Zhiling and Peng Wenying, the two girls, saw Zhao Wei's particularly cute expression, and they both covered their mouths and began to laugh secretly.

After Zhao Wei finished his opening remarks, Wu Fei suddenly pulled Zhao Wei's camera away.

Zhao Wei squinted his eyes and slowly looked at the toy sword in his right hand, he sighed and complained, "This is too low-cost, right?" What kind of children's toy sword is it? ”

Wu Fei gave a big close-up of the children's toy sword in the shot.

Zhao Wei suddenly exclaimed, and continued to complain: "It's already of this quality, and it's still flashing." ”

Zhao Wei looked at the toy sword in his hand, nodded up and down like a teaser, and said, "Say that you are of poor quality, and you are still not convinced." ”

The big demon played by Xiao Jian suddenly jumped into the camera from the side, startling Zhao Wei!

I saw that the Xiao Jian Great Demon King in ancient costume had eyebrows like a sword, his expression was fierce, and a lock of vertical beard was specially attached to his chin, Zhao Wei hurriedly shook the toy sword in his hand, and pointed at the Xiao Jian Great Demon King with the tip of the sword.

Xiao Jian Great Demon King took the scabbard and threw it upwards handsomely, but the force was too great, and the sword was thrown out of the scabbard directly! He had to cough dryly to cover up his embarrassing mistake, and said with a smile: "Lying on the grass!" I just didn't master the strength, do it all over again! ”

After making some adjustments, the shooting continues.

Hou Jun held the clapperboard in his hand, closed the board, and clicked, AGAIN!

The Great Demon King of Xiao Jian coolly held the sword that had been half unsheathed, and slowly under the effect of gravity, the sword was automatically inserted back into the scabbard.

"Hahaha!"

The Great Demon King of Xiao Jian laughed arrogantly and said, "If you want to rescue the princess, you have to step over my corpse!" ”

β€œSTOP!” Zhao Wei made a pause gesture with his hand, instructed Xiao Jian and said:

", your lines just now are too smooth, we have to highlight the feature of this episode "Low Cost"! So, you should say the lines like this, if you want to rescue the princess, just, uh...... You immediately lowered your head and thought about the lines, and then, as if you suddenly remembered the lines, continued to say in a stammering tone, just, just step over my corpse! The tone of the word "cross" should be said especially hard like me! ”

The progress of filming is not fast, and Xiao Jian's performance level is certainly not comparable to Zhao Wei, who has more than two years of experience, not to mention that Zhao Wei still has the performance of Baike Daxian in the original world in his mind to refer to, imitate and learn from.

However, under the professional guidance of Director Zhao Da, Xiao Jian has gradually entered the state, and the number of times again has become less and less!

……

In front of the background of a blue curtain, Zhao Wei said the classic line of the Great Demon King, "My career has no regrets, I think of the running ...... in the sunset that day", and at the same time demonstrated the very, very slow running action under the sunset to the Great Demon King of Xiao Jian, leaving everyone with an extremely lonely back.

Seeing this scene, Guan Zhiling and Peng Wenying, the two girls, both covered their stomachs and laughed so much that they couldn't help it, and even Liu Xiuying, the female owner of the juice shop who had a high laugh, was also happy.

After Zhao Wei's demonstration, Xiao Jian's Great Demon King then made a grand appearance!

Xiao Jian Great Demon King was dressed in ancient costume, standing in front of the blue curtain, and started to run as slowly as Zhao Wei, and he began to say the lines: "My career has no regrets, I think of the running in the sunset that day, that is my lost youth." Yes! ο½žο½žο½žβ€

Xiao Jian's Great Demon King's voice "Ah! ~~~" is extraordinary, its meaning is far-reaching, very connotative, with some sighs in the tone, with a trace of unwillingness, with a little dissatisfaction, with a trace of resentment and other comprehensive and complex emotions in it, so that everyone can't help but shoot the case!

Even Zhao Wei is completely ashamed of this, after all, Xiao Bei has read all the wonderful films of the Han and Japanese Kingdoms in Part N, which can be described as the true biography of Chun!

……

At this time, Xiao Jian's Great Demon King was standing high on the extremely simple "Flame Mountain" on the football field, his eyes were as sharp as a knife, a flame identifier was pasted on his forehead, his unkempt and unruly long hair was scattered, he was wearing a gray armor, he laughed loudly, and said to Zhao Wei: "Young man, you are finally here." ”

Xiao Jian Great Demon King pointed at Zhao Wei with a mace in one hand, and pointed to the "Flame Mountain" under his feet with the other, and said in a very gentle tone: The princess is locked up in the castle this, ah, this, this, this, bottom!

When she saw her boyfriend's extremely funny appearance, and heard this very silly line, Peng Wenying finally couldn't hold it and began to laugh non-stop.

Come on, buddy has to do it all over again!

As it approached noon, the filming was coming to an end.

"Low-cost martial arts drama" went to the last scene.

Zhao Wei looked at the barren lake in front of him with a dull gaze and said: I never expected it! I rescued the princess even though I didn't want to save her at all.

Zhao Wei turned his head and saw the "princess" in a white dress who was "as beautiful as a flower", and he said extremely speechlessly: "Sure enough, it's this again!" ”

Wu Fei's camera followed Zhao Wei's gaze, and saw that the "beautiful as a flower" princess and the three terrifying villains were all played by Xiao Jian alone!

Princess Xiao Jian grabbed Zhao Wei's waist with one hand, grabbed his arm with the other, leaned her head on his shoulder, her whole body swayed back and forth, and said extremely coquettishly: "You saved me, I will have a cave with you tonight."

Princess Xiao Jian kept rubbing Zhao Wei's shoulder and said, "I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it!" β€œ

Everyone in the crew and some students who were passing by all laughed!

More than ten minutes later, the filming of "Low-cost Martial Arts Drama" was all completed smoothly!

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