In the shocked eyes of the global public, in Ike's stunned state, the leaders of the 83 countries in the audience stood up one after another. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

I hope that the kind-hearted pumpkin gods will not cut the number of scientists in their country.

The reasons given by leaders vary from one country to another, but they can be summarized into three main ones:

The big countries say that their citizens are eager to help Ike.

Small countries talk about the fact that the people like Ike very much.

Smaller countries pretend to be pitiful.

We are a small country, and there is only one place, can you bear to cut it, God?

After hearing these reasons, at this moment, Ike was depressed and wanted to cry.

Mom, I'm still too tender, and I can't resist the words of these politicians.

But fortunately, Ike is not alone in this venue. Because behind him stood a superpower, the United States of America.

At this time, but an angry voice was heard, and it was US President Barack Obama who spoke.

"Gentlemen, please watch your behavior! By doing so, you are persecuting our little prodigy! ”

As soon as these words came out, the leaders of all countries in the audience were shocked in their hearts.

Damn, you actually buttoned us such a big hat as soon as you came, saying that we persecuted the pumpkin god? Oh my God, don't scare us, can you? Can the pumpkin god of Megatron be persecuted by us?

We're pleading, yes, we're pleading.

Unfortunately, Obama doesn't care so much. As the most powerful country on the planet, the United States does not need to look at anyone's face and does not need to take care of anyone's thoughts.

If the United States thinks that you are persecuting, then it must be.

No, it has to be!

Dare to quibble? Believe it or not, I'll kill you with a big watermelon!

Of course, Obama didn't say the latter words directly, but his threat was already very obvious. Because, at this moment, Obama's face instantly became extremely cold, serious as ice.

"Gentlemen, I reiterate once again the national principles of the United States. We have only one principle, and that is: Ike means the United States, and Ike's will is the will of the United States! ”

"I don't care how many reasons and excuses you have, but ......"

"My country's prodigy Little Ike has just said that he can't teach so many people! So, the number of people must be reduced. Gentlemen, please don't forget that little Ike, our child prodigy, is still a student, and his main task is to learn, not to teach you! ”

The last three words, Obama uttered through gritted teeth. The threat is clear.

Damn, the United States is not dead, and Lao Tzu is still here!

How dare you unite to persecute our prodigies and seek death!

……

Seeing Obama's expression and hearing Obama's words, at this moment, many national leaders in the audience sat down one after another and stopped talking.

But there are always exceptions.

At this time, a soft voice was heard, and it was the president of Pakistan speaking.

"Mr. Obama, I don't have any thoughts of persecuting the little prodigy, I'm just begging the little prodigy not to cut the number of scientists in my country. Please don't frame me casually. We in Pakistan, though small, are not casually insulted. ”

As soon as these words came out, the audience was shocked. In particular, the face of the Chinese leader sitting on the rostrum has changed drastically.

Is the minibus crazy?

When did you harden the United States and have to slap the other side in the face at such a major meeting? If you do this, you will be expelled, and China will not be able to help you then!

Thinking of this, the Chinese leader hurriedly gave President Xiaoba a look and signaled him to back down for the time being.

Seeing the secret reminder handed by the backstage, the president of Pakistan finally came back to his senses and wanted to sit down again......

However, it was already too late.

At this moment, a smile suddenly appeared on Obama's serious and ice-like face, a sneer, and it was chilling.

In the next moment, he suddenly looked back at the assistant behind the rostrum, his mouth opened slightly, and a word was silently spat out......

Looking at the shape of its mouth, it seems to be-

Watermelon!

The assistant nodded instantly, and then walked quickly outside the venue.

At this moment, China's leaders were shocked.

"Mr. Obama, wait! Wait! ”

Greeted by the Chinese leader, Obama called out to his assistant.

Subsequently, the leaders of China and the United States turned their backs and quietly exchanged views.

"Mr. President, the quota of scientists in Pakistan has been cancelled ahead of schedule!" These are the words of President Obama.

"Yes! However, I hope to keep Pakistan's membership and not expel him from the Pumpkin Alliance, after all, their citizens have also contributed to your country's little prodigy! These are the words of the Chinese leader.

Obama was silent for a few seconds, then whispered, "Okay! ”

"Thank you!"

Just half a minute later, the two leaders exchanged views on both sides, and then the two men turned around.

Facing the audience, Obama spoke solemnly:

"Cancel the quota of scientists in Pakistan ahead of schedule!"

When the voice fell, the president of Pakistan was shocked, and he opened his mouth to say something out loud.

At this moment, an unusually serious gaze suddenly looked over.

It is the eyes of China's leaders.

The gaze is deep, as if it contains an unspeakable warning.

Feeling this solemn warning, the President of Pakistan stopped speaking and sat back in his seat in silence.

Seeing this scene, China's leaders finally breathed a sigh of relief.

The situation just now was extremely dangerous.

Obama had signaled his assistant to leave, presumably intending to attack Pakistan with cyber nuclear weapons.

Because, the cyber nuclear weapons of the watermelon god are too terrifying, and they are extremely fast.

It doesn't even take 1 second to fall a country, how can Pakistan resist?

Moreover, with the hegemony of the US government, after the attack, Obama will definitely launch a vote to "expel Pakistan". As it stands, once this vote is launched, Pakistan will be 100 percent expelled from the Pumpkin League.

Who wouldn't want one less country to share the cake?

Fortunately, he saved him at a critical moment. China is also worthy of its friends.

……

At this time, the Pakistani president in the audience finally reacted and hurriedly looked at the Chinese leader with grateful eyes.

It's so dangerous that I was almost expelled from the league just now.

If things come to that point, then I will definitely die without a place to bury.

Because I came to the G88 global summit with the hope of the whole of Pakistan. You know, even a rich Middle Eastern country like the UAE is not eligible to participate.

"Thank you, thank you Chinese leaders!" The President of Pakistan silently thanked him in his heart.

No matter what the president of Pakistan was doing in his heart, at this moment, Obama's voice sounded again:

"Countries with less than 1% equity will also temporarily cancel the number of scientists!"

As soon as these words came out, the audience burst into flames.

"Mr. President, although we do not have a 1% stake, our heart for the little prodigy is the same."

"Mr. President, because of a series of problems such as network problems and cross-border payments, China's aid will be a little scarce, but this does not mean that our citizens are unwilling to help the little prodigy."

"Mr. President, this is not fair!"

"Mr. President, this is not in line with the sharing principle of the Alliance!"

"Mr. President......"

The voices kept ringing because more than two-thirds of the 88 countries participating in the meeting did not have a 1% stake.

Seeing this scene, Obama was confident. But listen, he spoke again:

"Because of the age of my country's prodigy Little Ike, he is not suitable for mentoring too many people. However, I ask the members of the Alliance not to be anxious, I have a good idea. ”

"I propose: 10 scientists will be mentored by our little prodigy. After these scientists have learned, they will take the lead and set up 10 research groups to continue to train personnel from various countries. ”

"I wonder what about this proposal?"

The sound fell, and the audience fell silent. After a while, warm applause rang out.

It turns out that the president of the United States is not a vegetarian, he still has the political wisdom that a head of state should have.

666, this is a good idea, not only to take care of the little prodigy's time, but also not to abandon us little members of the alliance.

……

At this point, Ike smiled at Obama's suggestion.

If I am not mistaken, the U.S. government intends to turn a multinational confrontation into a confrontation between major powers.

Then it is estimated that in the near future, the pumpkin alliance will be divided into continental-level administrative regions.

Like what:

Pumpkin Asia, Pumpkin Europe, Pumpkin America......

(Ask for subscriptions, ask for tickets, ask for everything, everyone, help the moon dance, you're going to pounce, you're going to pounce, you're going to pounce, woo woo!) ）

…… (To be continued.) )