Chapter 121: Sarcasm

Xu Wen, who was borrowing wine to kill his sorrows in this tavern, suddenly saw Mitu walking in, and a lot of resentment against Mitu had already accumulated in his heart, so he immediately said loudly with the strength of the wine: "Yo! I'm hit an evil spirit, or I've been moldy for eight lifetimes, wherever I go, I'll meet a stinky king! "In the past, when Mitu and Xu Wen were in Hanshan Academy, it was always Mitu who married Xu Wen; Now, Mitu counterattacked, and he stepped on Xu County's order to sit in the seat of the county order, Xu Wen's heart was naturally very unhappy, and he was holding back his bad anger. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

Mitu found a corner and sat down at the table, not bothering to deal with Xu Wen.

However, the more Mitu didn't resist, the more excited Xu Wen became, only to hear Xu Wen continue to say loudly: "Yo, what's wrong with the boss here today, don't go to serve wine and food to Stinky Wangba, and I don't know if I want to step on **** luck, or want to drink the northwest wind!" ”

Xu Wen's loud noise immediately made the boss notice the Mitu who had just arrived in the store, and went to entertain Mitu respectfully.

Seeing the boss non-stop saying good things in front of Mitu and patting his ass, Xu Wen said angrily in his heart: "I don't know what kind of wind is blowing today, blowing everything here." I thought about it and thought about it, and I couldn't help but ask the wind, and the wind told me, and it surprised me, guys, do you want to know what the wind told me? ”

The customers in the restaurant all shook their heads in response, and some of the drinkers who joined in the fun asked, "What did I tell you?" Tell me about it! ”

"Tell me, O wind, tell me to be careful! It is said that there is a wasp that likes to play as an afterthought, and learns from the bees to collect nectar from the flowers, but he can't collect honey himself, so he leads people to kill the bees' hive, so the hornet takes the opportunity to get the honey, which is somewhat similar to the dove occupying the magpie's nest. This kind of wasp has a powerful sting behind it, and if it is touched by this wasp and stung it, it will be miserable, so we must be careful. I see, this place is not suitable for a long time, and just now I saw a wasp fly in. After Xu Wen finished speaking, Yu Guang glanced at Mitu.

Everyone didn't understand the irony in Xu Wen's words, looked around, and asked, "Where is the hornet, where is it?" Why didn't I see it? ”

Xu Wen pulled his voice and continued to reply: "This hornet, although it likes to hide, but due to its large size, it is easy to see, you can look for it!" I don't know who raised this wasp, and it was fat. You can't find it, I don't blame you, I don't know what kind of bee hybrid this wasp is, so it looks different from other bees, you can't find it, it's normal. ”

Mitu didn't pay attention to what Xu Wen said at first, and kept drinking alcohol. Who knew that Xu Wen's unintentional sarcasm that Mitu was a stinging hornet, made Mitu hear the word "mongrel", which became another provocation to satirize his life experience, so Mitu finally couldn't bear it anymore. His long-standing dissatisfaction with Xu Wenwei's promises, and his later open confrontation, accumulated resentment, anger, and resentment, etc., have nowhere to put them anymore.

I saw Mitu go straight to Xu Wen and grab Xu Wen's collar, Xu Wen broke free, and Mitu grabbed it again.

"What do you want to do, in broad daylight, with a county order, openly beating good people? Okay, you fight! If you have the ability, you will fight! Xu Wen closed his eyes and said deliberately.

Mitu, who was very angry, wanted to punch Xu Wen immediately, but when his fist was clenched and raised in front of Xu Wen, he still didn't swing it. The last bit of reason overcame the impulse, and Mitu kept telling himself: Hold on, hold back, you must hold back, no matter what he says now, I can't hit him, there are so many people around watching, and now my identity is different.

After hesitating for a while, Mitu finally didn't wave Xu Wen, let go of Xu Wen's shirt, turned around, paid the money, and left the tavern in a hurry.

Unable to get rid of the hatred in his heart, Mitu, who was unwilling in his heart, walked back all the way, but thought that although he couldn't blatantly retaliate against Xu Wen at this time, he had an opportunity. Because this is not the time, after Xu County's order to get off the horse, Xu Wen basically has no backer. I am now a county magistrate, just find a pretense and excuse, are you afraid that you won't be able to clean up Xu Wen? Thinking about it this way, Mitu's pace was faster, and instead of rushing back to the Mi family courtyard, he went to the county office.

Master Cai in the county government has just taken office, and he is cautious, but he is eager to perform; Seeing Mitu angrily returning to the back hall of the county government, he found an armchair at random, and stopped talking after sitting down, Master Cai walked to Mitu's side, handed Mitu a cup of tea, and asked, "What's wrong, my lord, what's the trouble?" ”

Mitu took the teacup, took a sip, and did not reply.

"If you encounter any troubles, you might as well speak up and listen, maybe I can do a little bit of help, maybe I can." Master Cai said gently, and he had been speculating about Mitu's thoughts in his heart.

Mitu put down the teacup, looked at Master Cai, and thought for a while, "If there is a mad dog on the road, and you happen to pass by this road, and this mad dog starts yelling at you, you are very angry, but you don't dare to catch it, and you can't let this mad dog shut up, what will you do?" ”

"Oh, it turns out that my lord met a mad dog in his way." Master smiled, "It's very simple, use other forces to get rid of this mad dog." ”

"How?"

"You can borrow a branch from a wooden stick on the side of the road, but the stick must be long enough not to be bitten by the snake."

"That mad dog is just yelling at me, if I dispose of this mad dog in front of many passers-by, I am afraid of passers-by's words, I will be a county magistrate, and my reputation will be humiliated."

"Then don't deal with it yourself, let someone else handle it for you; Or let that mad dog come and bite you, so you have a reason. ”

When Mitu heard this, he thought to himself, how could this be done, and refused: "Let that mad dog bite me?" No, no, no, it's too risky. ”

Master Cai smiled knowingly, as if he had a clever plan, "You take medicine in advance to prepare, bring a helper, and make sure that there is no major problem, if you don't use some bitter tricks, it will be difficult to achieve your goal." ”

"Master Cai's move seems to have a deep meaning, it is worthy of being the master recommended by the prefect of Zhang!" Mitu glanced at Master Cai and replied.

Master Cai's Hu tip was slightly upturned, his eyes flickered, and he said: "Isn't it true that the mad dog also has a deep meaning, if you want to do things next to the implicit adult, if you don't learn a little from the adult, how can you do it, my lord, you say, right?" ”

Mitu hooked his lips and smiled, "Smart enough, Master Cai, then you can hurry up and give me advice!" ”

The next day, Xu Wen was reported for stealing money, was arrested and put in prison, detained for several days, and suffered a lot in prison, and was later found out that he was framed and released from prison. (To be continued.) )