"Van Persie's hat-trick!"

"Wayne Rooney scored twice!"

"Carrick has his fourth assist!"

……

It's all nothing, because the MVP of this game is already sitting on the bench. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Qin Goode scored in consecutive goals in the opening 12 minutes of the second half, and even worked hard to provide a through assist for Ashley Young. When he was substituted by Alex Ferguson in the 62nd minute, he had already completed a record that shocked the world.

"Unbelievable! Unbelievable! Sky TV commentator Alan Smith almost pulled out the little hair on his head, "Ten goals!" Three assists! He made the goalkeeper of Casablancaraja doubt life! He made the opposing head coach want to cry without tears! He made the 45,000 African fans in the stadium turn against him and applaud him alone! ”

Deutsche Sport's McKenna took a long breath, and then he laughed: "I suddenly started to rejoice...... As the first TV commentator on the planet to provide live commentary on this Chinese match (Cartbus' relegation play-offs), can I also apply for a record that is just for me? ”

The media in Madrid, Spain, and Catalonia chose to remain silent.

When the 90 minutes of regulation time came to the last second, the referee from France couldn't wait to blow the whistle for the end of the match, and he didn't even have a second of stoppage time......

18-0！

Until the last second, Casablancaraja didn't have a decent shot on goal!

Manchester United and their possession ratio is close to 78%-22%!

The shot ratio was 42-0!

There is a triple difference in the number of passes!

It's definitely ever...... One of the most boring Club World Cup finals!

"Ten goals in a single game! What is a miracle?! ”

"Turn a tragedy into a solo show!"

"Forty-five thousand people bowed and worshipped! The Chinese God is in Marrakech! ”

"Messi will be silent when he sees it! Ronaldo will cry when he sees it! ”

"Maradona: Goodqin - really the first in the world!"

"Pele: Neymar's road to the king has the strongest opponent!"

"Ronaldinho: Not being able to play against him is the biggest regret of my life!"

'Frank Lampard: From now on...... Never mention I'm the best goal-scoring midfielder. ”

……

The Club World Cup victory and madness are just a small wave in football at the end of the year, and the real drama will really come half a month later.

While the Club World Cup was in full swing, FIFA had already announced the final three finalists for the 2013 Ballon d'Or.

There is no accident, the names of Qin Goode, Ronaldo, and Messi are lined up here.

But this year, the Spanish media don't seem to want to continue to hype the topics of "who is the best in the world" and "who is more deserving of the Golden Ball......

There were no opponents, and the media in England couldn't stir it up, so they began to dig deep into the data, such as goals......

Then they made a slightly more sensational feature titled:

"The king of the world is here! Gude Qin = Messi + Ronaldo! ”

“…… At the end of 2012, the Chinese God beat Messi and Ronaldo to win the Golden Ball Award that year, and everyone believed that a three-man hegemony was formed. But no one thought that Mr. Xinke Golden Ball would ride the dust in 2013 and leave the once peerless double pride far behind......

In 2013, Cristiano Ronaldo handed over a record of 69 goals for the club + national team for the whole year, and he scored 9 goals in only 5 appearances in the Champions League group stage.

Messi, who has suffered multiple injuries in a row, is much more dismal, and his goal tally has not only not broken through, but has suffered a big decline, reaching only half of last year's 45 goals, such a performance is obviously not enough to prove his strength.

So, what about Goode-Qin?

Between January and May, he scored 62 goals in all competitions for Manchester United in all competitions (27 in the league, 16 in the Champions League, 10 in the FA Cup and nine in the League Cup).

In the national team, he scored 20 goals (2 in official friendlies, 5 in the World Qualifiers and 13 in the Confederations Cup);

From August to December, he continued to build on his efforts and reach the next level, scoring 75 club goals (31 in the league, 14 in the Champions League, 3 in the Community Shield, 3 in the UEFA Super Cup, 4 in the League Cup, 10 in the Club World Cup);

Total...... 157 goals, considering that he played a total of 62 games throughout the year, averaging more than 2.5 goals per game! ”

"It's a real goal machine!"

"Once upon a time, a goal per game was seen as the hallmark of a super goalscorer and the ultimate goal of many top goalscorers, such as Raul, Inzaghi, Thierry Henry, Vieri, Sato'o Eto'o, Ruud van Nistelrooy, Ronaldo, Shevchenko, Torres, Trezeguet, Piero, Klose, Crespo, Owen...... These famous strikers have never been able to reach this height in their lifetimes. Even peerless duos like Ronaldo and Messi can't guarantee that they can maintain this efficiency every season or every year. But now, with the birth of a person, this threshold has been easily crossed by him, and it has been greatly raised! ”

CCTV host Duan Yixuan smiled brightly: "That's right, this person is the craziest goal machine in football today and the world's number one superstar...... Chinese player Qin Goode! ”

In addition to reviewing the major events in international football in 2013, this issue of "World Football" will also bring you a blockbuster album - the first episode of the 2013 Qin Goode goal record! Due to the sheer number of goals, each goal is close to three hours in total, even if it is only played for one minute, so we will dedicate all the goals to you in five installments. I am sure that these 157 wonderful goals will not be boring for the crowd. ”

Duan Yixuan ended the recording of this episode of the program and took off his headset.

He whistled vigorously and left the studio in a happy mood.

"Goode I love you!" He laughed and closed the office door, "I'm going home from work early again......"

January 7, 2014.

FIFA headquarters in Switzerland.

Under the spotlight of the world's media, the award presenter, Brazilian football king Pele took the award stage, and he walked to the side of FIFA President Seppat and UEFA President Platini, and greeted the two football bigwigs one by one.

Then he took the envelope from the staff and slowly opened it under the gaze of everyone.

“god-qin！”

The Shell Ball King, known as the crow's mouth, shuddered at this time, and he forcibly changed "good" to "god......

But no one seemed to notice his little slip of the tongue.

“congratulations！”

The king of the ball hurriedly took the lead in applauding to cover up his mistake.

Qin Goode kissed Aiser, who accompanied him to the meeting, and accepted the congratulations of Ferguson, Ronaldo and Messi, and strode onto the podium.

"It's you kid again." Platini and Blatter laughed almost at the same time.

The two bigwigs hugged him warmly, and each said a few more words, and then pushed him to the center.

"Congratulations, it's yours now." Pele carefully handed him the golden ball.

Qin Gude took the trophy for the second time, and then stretched out his right hand to shake the other party: "Thank you, Mr. Bailey." ”

"You're just as good as I was when I was younger, and you deserve this trophy," Bailey grinned, "and maybe in the near future, people will call you...... The King of the Goode Ball. ”

Qin Gude smiled and said nothing: I am already a god, and I still have the title of Ball King?

"Well, just this year's Brazil," Pele's voice rang out in front of the host's microphone, "If you can lead the Chinese team to the semi-finals of the World Cup and perform well, then you are a well-deserved new generation of football kings!" ”

Qin Goode's heart suddenly jumped!

Yan Qiang, He Wei, and Zhang Lu, who were commenting on the award ceremony, collectively lost their voices!

Tens of millions of Chinese fans who watched the live broadcast of the awards at home turned pale!

Damn, this crow's beak has worked! (To be continued.) )