When the master heard this, he knew that I was clearly really provocative, and immediately replied: "Okay, you boy, I am good to you, there are two cakes and four green onions, and when your father sent you here, there was only half a cake and two green onions, and I have doubled it for you now, and the teacher cares about you very much, knowing that you are angry, and has prepared so many masturbation papers for you, what are you not satisfied with, you talk about it, you talk about it."

。 Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

I immediately didn't show weakness, and said: "Don't say anything else, just one sentence, I have been your apprentice for so long, you will give me at least 30,000 yuan to break up before I leave." ”

As soon as this sentence came out, the master immediately scolded: "Who do you think you are? You stinky boy, you have to know that you are my apprentice, not my girlfriend, you know, you still want a breakup fee, what is your attitude, be careful I sue you for blackmail, I will call the police. ”

I simply took a turn and said, "Okay, you call the police, I just have a bunch of belts there, everyone will go in together and die together, anyway, I'm stealing my life now, I'm not afraid, I don't know if you're afraid or not." ”

The master paused and said, "Okay, even if you are ruthless, I ignore you, I can't afford to provoke me, I can always hide." ”

I immediately said categorically: "You can't hide, since you are a master, you have to be responsible, don't want to eat clean and clean your mouth." ”

The master seems to be a little stubborn at the moment, and wants to learn the spirit of Lei Feng, expressing the idea of sacrificing himself to blow up the bunker, and said resolutely: "What joy is life and death, isn't it just that you are willing to cut your life, Lao Tzu will fight with you to the end, I don't believe that you will drag on longer than me in the end." ”

When I heard this, my heart was shocked, and I thought to myself, "yes, I still have to go to college, how can I stay here for a long time now, and I guess there is less than a week left." ”

When I thought of this, it seemed that I could only make a surprise move, and said: "Master, you underestimate me, I really don't have so much time for you, but I will give you viagra while you are sleeping, I still have two catties of viagra there, don't you know?" ”

Master smiled and said, "The viagra you ordered was refunded by me, and there is no more." ”

I began to become calm, I knew that I couldn't expose my feet now, and I couldn't help but laugh: "Master, you underestimate me too much, where will I only order two catties, I have already ordered two catties before, and I am more adequate for viagra now." ”

Master stared at me and said, "What are you talking about, it's impossible, you absolutely really coax me, it's impossible, there will be so many in that store, and the store you went to last time didn't have so many goods." ”

I smiled and said, "Master, you are wrong, as far as I know, I know that there is a store where there is viagra, big tonic pills, pills are too many to die, so the goods are there, I remember that this happened when I went last time, because the proprietress of that house has more goods, I was old at the time."

When Banniang said that she came to two catties of viagra, there was a brother next to me who was also selling things, and he said to the proprietress: The proprietress came to three catties of viagra. I remember that I looked at him with admiration at the time, I bought two catties, he actually bought more than me, at this moment the proprietress glanced at him, probably a regular customer, said

Dao: Whether to eat first or pack, he said decisively: eat one pound first, pack two pounds. And at this time, I already cast envious and admiring eyes on him, how can you say that there is no goods. ”

Master looked at me with a pale face and couldn't help but say, "You, why did you buy so much, what do you want to do?" ”

I shook my shoulders and said, "It's nothing, it was useless, but now you don't pay a breakup fee, I know that when you sleep at night, you will be anesthetized with anesthetics and you will be given viagra." ”

The master immediately scolded: "This is a crime, I will call the police." ”

I smiled and replied "Do you have any evidence, how can you sue me now without evidence, you will only have evidence until I implement it, but at that time, since you have taken a lot of viagra, it is estimated that you will not have the ability to get up, and even the bed board has a hole, and it is estimated that you may be a whineer at that time, so you

You should know how powerful this phenomenon is! ”

Hearing this, the master couldn't help but swallow his saliva and said, "You, you, you, who said I have no evidence, your two catties of viagra are evidence." ”

I cried and laughed and said, "Okay, you look for it, do you find it, you find it, you find it, you don't need to say it, I'll pick up the bag and leave by myself." ”

Master understood at this moment that there was really no way to take me, so I continued: "Master, 30,000 yuan is not much at all, you have a salary of 8,000 a year, don't think I don't know, in addition, the oil and water are very large, there are hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, you have been here for many years, I don't believe that you don't have a 180,000 son."

,Who are you fooling?,I don't want too much.,It's not that you don't know.,It's almost over.,I'm leaving.,Aren't you better able to enjoy it.,Plus I'm not a good example.,Warning you that apprentices can't take it indiscriminately in the future.,Isn't it.。 ”

The master looked very helpless, just nodded reluctantly, and said, "Okay, but it's only 20,000, if you want it, you can do it yourself." ”

I immediately scolded: "Master, if you don't bargain like this, 30,000 yuan is not much." ”

The master also scolded: "You don't know how hard it is to make money outside. ”

I thought about it calmly for a while, and it seemed that it was not interesting to continue arguing like this, and said, "Master, I won't continue to fight with you anymore, we might as well be like this, you give me 20,000, and you can give 10,000 yuan when I need it later, and I don't have to give it when I don't need it, is it okay?" ”

The master pondered for a moment, and thought to himself: "Hmph, if you leave, there is nothing you need or need, of course, you don't need to give it." ”

So the Master said, "Okay, that's it, I agree." ”

When the two of us reached an agreement, we both broke up happily, and I took the 20,000 yuan that Master gave me and started to embark on my college journey.

But Master never expected him to be wrong, before leaving, I ransacked his notebook, mobile phone, camera, and even the jade pendant that Master often wears, I took it with me, because it was too easy for me to take his things, because I was too familiar with his daily life and personal hobbies

Heaven to do.

I walked out of the temple gate with my own things at the moment, and it seems that this time I was expelled from the temple gate, and I don't know when I will be able to come back.

I strode away, pretending to be very chic on the surface, but my heart was desolate, a little reluctant, maybe I was a more nostalgic person!

The door to the temple was closed when I left, and it seemed that I could not go back.

I looked at the acceptance letter in my bag, it seemed that I could only go to school, and I embarked on my distant journey with the footsteps of the years.

At this moment, as I was about to reach the bottom of the mountain, a voice came from directly in front of me. (To be continued.) )