"Doing something wrong and still having the face to get drunk? You're shameless! An old voice sounded in Lin Xing's ears in a very high-pitched voice.

"Uh...... It's your barbecued pork bun again? Lin Xing opened his eyes in a daze, and couldn't help but be startled when he saw that he had come to that strange place again.

He clearly remembered that after drinking a lot of Erguotou, he resisted the urge in his lower abdomen to finish the rice, staggered into his room, and plugged the door. Why did you come to this place all of a sudden?

No, this barbecued pork bun in front of me appeared in a dream in the morning, is it now that I am dreaming again?

"You burner, you can't always slander me even if you're dreaming, right? What am I doing wrong? Lin Xing vaguely felt that this dream was unusual, and he was very puzzled by the old man in ancient costumes: "There is a kind of you who turn around, let's Ding is Ding Mao is Mao, and make it clear in person!" ”

"Hmph, Sao Nian, first of all, I don't turn around because I didn't plant, but because the relationship between the two of us hasn't reached that point." The barbecued pork bun stood there with his feet crossed, his waist crossed and his legs shaking, feeling very sassy: "Secondly, I want to sue you, yesterday you hurt two girls with a very poor background on the bus, the weight of the shot is chilling, and the vicious heart is outrageous!" ”

On the bus? Two girls with poor backgrounds?

Lin Xing figured it out for a while, and then he understood, and said in astonishment: "You can't be talking about those two female pickpockets, right?" ”

"Sao Nian, you finally came to your senses." The barbecued pork bun nodded with satisfaction.

"Am I enlightened?" Lin Xing was so angry that he wanted to jump up, grab the barbecued pork bun above his head, and wake up this old man who didn't distinguish between right and wrong, but found that he couldn't move at all, so he could only lie on his side on the ground, looking up at the old man's back like a wood carving. couldn't help but be anxious and annoyed: "Those two chicks want to ruin my appearance as soon as they make a move, who is so vicious?" Forget it, it's a dream anyway, so Lao Tzu won't be as knowledgeable as a barbecued pork bun. ”

"Do you think you're dreaming?"

"Isn't it?"

"Why don't you pinch yourself and try it?" The old man still folded his legs and said in a non-yin and non-yang manner.

Pinch and pinch, not a dream? What the hell am I doing?

Lin Xing gritted his teeth, exerted his strength for a long time, and found that he really couldn't move his whole body. I can't even bite the tip of my tongue, because my upper and lower jaws seem to be numb, and I don't listen to the call at all.

"Hey, barbecued pork buns, I can't move at all!" As soon as the words came out, Lin Xing suddenly sensed that something was wrong. If the upper and lower jaws do not obey the call, why can they speak?

"Just don't move." The old man's coquettish right leg trembled even more happily, and he said a little jokingly: "Tell you the truth, Sao Nian, you are indeed asleep now, but you are not dreaming." The reason why I can see the old man is because your mind has entered the heavenly crystal amber! ”

"Celestial Amber? What is it? Lin Xing stared at the old man's back in confusion, vaguely thought of something, and was stunned for a moment and exclaimed: "That sapphire is Tianjing Amber?" You mean I'm in the gem? ”

Lin Xing remembered in a trance that when he returned to the room just now, he did open the bedside table and took out the sapphire pendant to play with for a while. There is also a new wind breaker ...... By the way, why wasn't the air breaker in the drawer just now? Could it be that Sister Qian took it?

"Your windbreaker knife was not taken by Zhang Qian, but was absorbed by Tianjing Amber. Otherwise, my old man wouldn't have known that you had hurt two poor girls deeply? ”

"I'm rubbing! You know what I'm thinking? Regarding what happened after returning to the room, Lin Xing just reviewed it in his mind and didn't say it, but the strange old man in front of him actually opened his mouth to answer the doubts in his heart. This feeling of being seen into his heart made Lin Xing stunned and felt very unhappy.

"Damn, the old man has been waiting in the heavenly crystal for thousands of years, how could he wait for you to be such an idiot?" The old man shook his head and said very dissatisfiedly: "You are so stupid that you still don't understand, in the Tianjing, the two of us are just an exchange of ideas and ideas, and the tide is a god friendship!" Talking is just to take care of your habit of communicating with ordinary people, in fact, we can communicate with what we think. ”

Divine Friendship? Isn't it telepathy?

I'll it! Sex with a barbecued pork bun in a costume It's too special to ruin the three views!

Suddenly, Lin Xing remembered the scene when he was cut by a knife the night before, and after that, the sapphire actually absorbed all the blood stained. Later, I met this old man, and he ...... He also said that he had been in sapphires for thousands of years?

Thinking of this, Lin Xing couldn't help but feel a creepy feeling. Could it be that his own blood woke up this old monster that had been sleeping for thousands of years, "Who are you?" ”

"Lord of Celestial Crystals!" The old man shook his head and said.

"What bullshit Lord of Heavenly Crystals, to be honest, what is your purpose in looking for me?" Lin Xing was very dissatisfied with his answer.

"Double Cultivation!"

"Uh......" Lin Xing was stunned for a long time, and said with a dry smile: "Hey...... Hehe, you stinky old glass, kind of you turn around and say it again? ”

The old man shook his head and didn't speak for a long time.

"Char siu bun, one thing I want to make you want to affirm, whether it is in the past life or in the present life, I have to admit that I am very handsome and chic. But I'm a straight man, Lao Tzu is not bent! If you want to double cultivate and find someone else, I won't obey you if you kill me. "Lin Xing was about to be drowned by the black lines on his head.

I was called a little ser, a little drunkard, and a big villain, and I put up with it; Let a super killer use an air gun to explode other people's chrysanthemums, and Lao Tzu endured it. But why are you a bad old man with gray hair who wants to double cultivate with me?

"Believe me, if the old man could move, he would have killed you with a flying kick!" The old man's voice was also very frenzied, and he was very aggrieved: "If it weren't for you, the Lord of the Star Soul, whose blood dripped into the Heavenly Crystal Amber, I would still be a silent master who can only observe the world with my eyes, and I can't even make friends with you." ”

"Damn, are you an aunt? Do you want to replenish your strength with blood? ”

"I'm ...... I've decided, I'm going to kill you! The old man turned his back to Lin Xing, trembling with anger.

Lin Xing smiled: "Hehe, it turns out that you can't move in the Heavenly Crystal Amber!" Kill me? Come on, come on, didn't you take my Wind Breaker? Come on, stab me to death! ”

The old man was half angry by the slut behind him, but he was suffering from the fact that he could only pose there with a pestle like a wooden man, except for the slight swing of his head and right leg.

So, he made a wise decision, that is, until he had the ability to kill this slut, he would never tell him his own name, in case it got out, it would be too embarrassing.

"Ahem, Lin Xing, I think there is some misunderstanding here." The old man cleared his throat and forced himself to calm down: "The so-called double cultivation is not the kind of stripping between men and women as you think. Rather, it means that you and I are cultivating separately and complementing each other in order to achieve our respective goals. ”