Chapter 143: Proper Usage of Band-Aids......
Helping a girl change her clothes...... To be honest, Su Mufeng really didn't experience it for the first time. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
As early as ten years ago, when his sister's friend's five-year-old Lori came to visit, he used to help people change clothes.
Of course, it was for a very despicable purpose (to drive away the little Lori to dominate the favor of her sister), and through very shameless means (to trick the little Lori into playing the doctor game), Su Mufeng succeeded.
- Of course, after being discovered by my sister, the evil was duly punished.
To get back to the point, Xiao Mufeng was just a bear child back then, and of course it was impossible to experience the real fun of "changing girls' clothes".
…… It's a pity that the current Lao Su doesn't seem to be able to experience it.
As soon as you close your eyes, you can no longer see the Alps and the Mariana Trench, and you can only masturbate with the feeling of a high-pressure cyclone when you brush your fingers across the East Siberian Plain.
Ahem, geography fails and you can't understand it, right?
Then translate it.
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In short, until Su Mufeng (with his eyes closed) handed over the men's clothes he found to Han Fei (naked), he was still reminiscing about the wonderful touch not long ago.
Then, the sound of pushing the door sounded, followed by Han Fei's timid call.
"Sir, is that all right?"
Su Mufeng came back to his senses and turned his head to look at Han Fei with a smile.
In his opinion, this time it must be no problem, after all, the way to wear men's clothing is not as troublesome as women's clothing, and it is simple to put it on the head...... Only...... Only......
“……”
Su Mufeng stared at Han Fei with his mouth open, almost catching his breath.
Well, shirts are fine, pants are fine, sneakers are fine.
But what does it mean for a bear child to put his bra on the outside!
It's still the black one that just put on the head!
"Sir?" Following Su Mufeng's gaze, Han Fei looked at himself in confusion and said, "What's wrong?" ”
Su Mufeng gritted his teeth for a long time, then took a deep breath, calmed down, and said with a stiff smile: "Fei, that thing is not worn like this." ”
He pointed to Han Fei's chest.
Han Fei is not stupid, of course he knows which one Su Mufeng is referring to, spit out his little tongue, quickly took off the bra, threw it to Su Mufeng, and said, "Fei is wearing this for the first time, and Mr. didn't say whether this is worn outside or inside......"
Su Mufeng didn't hear what Han Fei was saying, and he didn't care about the little black Nene in his hand, he just stared blankly at Han Fei's chest, under the old men's shirt.
Two small bumps, clear.
Su Mufeng's eyes darkened, and he lay down on the sofa weakly.
"Oops! Mr! What's wrong with you, sir! ”
Han Fei was startled, and hurriedly ran over to ask for warmth.
Su Mufeng weakly raised the small black neene in his hand, put it on Han Fei's head, turned his head, and said weakly: "Give it to me...... Get back...... Wear! ”
Han Fei bit her lip tightly, her face turned crimson, and she said, "Ke Fei...... Can't wear it? ”
Su Mufeng spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
He wanted to cry, from the bottom of his heart.
……
……
As a result, in the end, Han Fei did not wear the underwear.
The reason, of course, is not that Su Mufeng is on the line and categorically refuses to do such a brazen thing.
It's because ......
He didn't know how it was played.
So, the two looked at each other, and their faces were confused.
Han Fei timidly raised his hand and said, "I think, it's okay to go out like this?" ”
The corners of Su Mufeng's mouth twitched.
No, no, girl, it's just too big a problem.
Not to talk about innocent people, he can't bear it himself!
With a long sigh, Su Mufeng tapped his forehead, gritted his teeth and stood up, picking up the medicine box in the corner.
"Is there a way sir can do it?" Han Fei's eyes lit up.
Su Mufeng didn't say a word, opened the medicine box, and took out the ......
Two band-aids.
Han Fei was confused, looked at Su Mufeng, and said, "This is also clothes?" It's weird. ”
After being silent for a long time, Su Mufeng said slowly: "Well, this is also clothes." ”
At this time, Su Mufeng had an urge to burst into tears.
Even beating demons and demon spirits to call the police uncle to kill his heart, he had a special meow.
What is this crime called in the Criminal Code? Abet? Lewd?
Su Mufeng couldn't bear to look directly at the band-aids in his hand, stuffed them into Han Fei's hand, and whispered weakly.
Immediately, Han Fei's little face instantly warmed up, her face flushed to the root of her ears, and she stammered: "Sir, this is also Mrs...... That one...... Let's go! ”
"Who made you stupid." Su Mufeng complained weakly, waved his hand, and said, "Go into the house, this is an order." ”
Han Fei looked melancholy and walked into the room with a Band-Aid like a nuclear weapon.
After a few moments, the girl walked out with her head bowed and her face red.
Su Mufeng looked at his slightly bulging chest.
Well, congratulations, on the Himalayas, Mount Everest is no longer visible.
Finally solved the problem of clothes, Su Mufeng's legs were weak, and he felt more tiring than fighting a half-saint-level mouth cannon.
God is pitiful, should he have brought Li from the beginning, instead of Han Fei, the bear child?
……
When the dust settled, Su Mufeng carefully admired Han Fei's current appearance.
If it's really appearance, it's everything.
Obviously wearing an old shirt, jeans and sneakers, and the wash was slightly white.
But these shabby clothes can't hide Han Fei's dusty beauty at all.
The fair and immature skin looks crystal clear against the backdrop of the light.
The pure black soft long hair rises in the wind, revealing delicate facial features, which are so beautiful that people are suffocating.
The most striking thing is the temperament that can't be concealed no matter what, which is completely different from the so-called Internet celebrities and school flowers, out of the glitz of this era, clear and elegant.
In Su Mufeng's eyes, he was used to seeing Han Fei's white robe all the time, and when he saw that the girl suddenly took on the familiar role of a junior high school girl, his heart moved slightly.
In particular, Su Mufeng knew very well in his heart that the clothes Han Fei was wearing were his own, and they were in a vacuum, with only two sinful band-aids.
As soon as he thought of this, he wanted to rush downstairs and run twenty laps.
Forcing himself to look away, Su Mufeng coughed lightly and said, "Since it's ready, let's go to the hospital!" ”
Han Fei let out a soft "um", the sound was like a mosquito, inaudible.
No way, for the conservative little Han Fei...... Band-Aid or something, it's a shame.