Sussi's cousin was unexpectedly - she really followed my mother like a docile little daughter-in-law! Please! What a foul! Obviously she's a witch!

Seeing this, my father patted me on the shoulder with a wicked smile - the enemy has conquered the last bastion of my family, and unfortunately, the number one in my family is neither me nor my father, but my beloved mother!

Is there such a thing? Isn't this Lalang matching? My unreliable father and unreliable aunt have been ruthlessly playing with me thirty years later--who have I provoked? Marriage without an emotional foundation is very painful, especially if the person is a witch of change!

"Mom~" I put my arms around my mom and let out a soft, glutinous coquettish sound that made goosebumps go straight - what kind of sound was that? Shameful, if you just listen to the voice, it will definitely make the otaku excited! Don't forget, I practiced ventriloquism! There is no sound that I can't make with this super voice!

Meow Mi, who is extremely sensitive to sound, suddenly jumped to the roof and looked at me in fear, she has been difficult to accept the voice change with me, I really don't know why!

My mother patted my hand: "Son, I promised this matter for you, I know that you are not an ordinary person, it is normal for a husband to have three wives and four concubines, you can marry whoever you like, me and your father will definitely bring you a little resistance"

Oh my god! My dear mother! Do you dare not to pit your son? Now Huaxia pays attention to monogamy! You are a strict challenge to the existing law, bigamy is punishable!

I squatted in the corner with a "beep dog" look and painted a meow, ignoring my father and mother and Susie. ↗ , they can talk if they want, so I won't stay with them!

Meow Mi saw me squatting alone in the corner, thief and tiptoe behind me, and stuffed a small dried fish into my mouth - woo, it's better to meow Mi!

Just as I was about to cuddle meow into my arms. This heartless guy chatted with Wang Gangdan in pure cat language - I was abandoned again! The people rebelled and left, and the wall fell down and everyone pushed it!

I drove away from my house when the sun finally went down, and it was still the same two people in the car, oh no, it was that person and a cat or that cat. But she's become my nominal fiancée!

Am I too good? Why do all kinds of beauties pounce on me? Although Susie's charm is not amazing, her little jasper is pure like a little white flower, which is definitely suitable for those sisters next door! Of course! Her disguise can't fool me! In my eyes, she is a mouthful of old women, with infinite strength, King Kong is not bad, and she has a lot of food and a violent woman! If I really want to marry her, my monthly salary will not be enough for her food! Her savings zài was simply a challenge to the cafeteria industry, and later I learned that she didn't spend money every time she went to the cafeteria, and the boss personally sent her out with tears in her eyes! It's so delicious!

What to do? How to explain to Xue Xuening? Ji Hongling's matter hasn't been dealt with yet. This pops up another Susie for me! How can you let me go back to see Xiao Four-eyed Yi Shui Han in the future? People worked hard to be the leader of the group, and I secretly pried away the girl they liked! It's not good for unity! How will I mix it up in the future? The dignified homeroom teacher grabs a girlfriend with a student! I'm a day, I can't live my life!

The car is meowed, and I'm not in the mood to drive! I was staring at Susie in the back seat.

"Tell me, what do you want to do!" I asked, holding an unlit cigarette around my arms.

Susie rolled her eyes: "Marry you!" ”

"You're crazy! You are crazy? Please don't make trouble! I'm embarrassed to do that, you know? I'm not a bone, and I don't have the attraction to keep dogs chasing all day long! I glared at Susie with a bitter face.

"You say I'm a dog? You should imagine it for you! This was all forced by the master! Su Qianqian had a ghostly expression on her face: "I won't marry a weak chicken who can't even beat me!" I want to have the same pursuit as my master, and I will never marry! ”

"Humph! Your master and my aunt are brothers! She wants to be my mom! You're just going to run away! Since then, you and I have been scattered, and you are at the head of the Yangtze River. I'm at the end of the Songhua River, **** don't think about you. Build a new socialist countryside together! "I'm running the train with my mouth full, but with only one purpose - to stay away from her!

"Shut up! It's settled! It's useless for you to repent! Do you think I'm happy? I'm only sixteen! Sixteen years old! Susie yelled at me helplessly.

"That's right! You're only sixteen! It's a crime to marry you! The legal age is in your twenties! I slapped my hands with joy, what a good reason, both honest and reasonable!

Su Qianqian said coldly: "It is absolutely useless for you to use this reason to fool my master, she is more demonic than me, and most of my character is with her, if she knows that it is the marriage law that prevents her from achieving her goal, she will definitely change the marriage law to the legal marriage age of sixteen years old at the next conference!" ”

it! So awesome? My aunt is not ordinary! Do such a wayward thing? Save me, my God! First of all, the unreliable dad. It's a demonic aunt again! Are there any normal people in the Yang family? How did such a family survive for thousands of years? Could it be that history can be written with such a group of teasers?

"What then? I don't want to marry, you don't want to marry! Besides, I'm getting married soon! What should I do? No way! I can't carry this thing myself! I have to tell my wife! Save her from complaining about me later! I muttered.

Su Qianqian looked indifferent: "Whatever you want, anyway, I have to complete my master's requirements, I don't want to be played to death by her one day!" You ask for a blessing, she didn't know that your father had a son like you. Now she knows."

"What's the matter? How can she drop me? "I am righteous and unyielding." Will my tens of thousands of brothers in Black Dragon Gate be afraid of a woman? ”

"Is it more than tens of thousands? Your aunt will be able to give you an order

"! Even the military boss doesn't have such great energy! "Of course I don't believe it, isn't that? If someone really has such great energy, wouldn't he want to rebel against the sky?

"Of course those old guys in the military department can't, but you must know that there is a power that can override the regular troops—and your aunt is the supreme controller of this force—in other words, my master broke through the Grand Master five years ago and became a martial god, and she has officially become the supreme leader of the imperial court's strategic high-end forces, and she can do what I said. Although she is a member of the Yang family, she is now a member of the imperial court and has nothing to do with the Yang family. An independent martial god is very terrifying, so it's no wonder that the court doesn't woo it! "Susie dropped a bomb at me lightly! I was stunned by the explosion.

"My aunt is a martial god?" I said with my mouth wide open.

Susie gave me a blank look: "Otherwise, why am I so afraid of her?" The martial god who has mastered the sword control technique will be beaten even if I practice the golden bell jar! I'm known as the invincible sexist under the Martial God! ”

Meow a! Has the world changed? Ten years ago, I was just an S-level master, and I dared to run around the world, as if I was invincible in the world. But at this moment, I found that the world is not so simple, not to mention anything else, there is a martial god cat sitting in my car, and the force value of this world is not as low as imagined under the invincible martial god!

Perverted apprentice! Perverted master! Perverted master and apprentice! (To be continued.) )