"Yang Mengmeng! Can you teach me martial arts? The woman asked, eagerly grabbing my hand.

"Not good!" I pulled her hand aside! What about your cleanliness? Why don't you ignore it at this time?

"Why?" Yang Mengmeng! Can you teach me martial arts? The woman asked, eagerly grabbing my hand.

"Not good!" I pulled her hand aside! What about your cleanliness? Why don't you ignore it at this time?

"Why?" The woman asked reluctantly.

I squinted and replied, "You don't have enough talent, so you can honestly play a dozen old Tai Chi!" It's all going to be four, what kind of martial arts do you practice? Martial arts are all practiced by children, since childhood, you have been boiling your muscles and bones, drinking medicine to recuperate, what did you do when you were young? Don't be delusional! It's time to wake up! It's good to be interested, but it's not good to be ambitious! ”

The woman hung her head for a long time, and finally chose to give up, and finally she turned around and left, as if she did not want to stay in this sad place any longer.

Looking at her back as she left, I smiled with relief - finally stopped pestering me, and just as the woman walked out, a waitress girl wearing a cheongsam walked up to me and said, "Sir, please pay"

"Wait? Do I pay? I asked, pointing to my nose.

The girl nodded: "When your wife left just now, she said that you would pay for it." ”

"Ma'am? Which eye do you see that she's my wife? Did she really make me pay? I asked.

The girl nodded and said, "A total of three hundred and seventy-six thousand!" ”

"Three hundred seventy-six thousand? Is your tea gold? I didn't drink a sip of hundreds of thousands? "I'm jumping high, this is too Nima pit people!

"The set meal that lady ordered is a 6,000 yuan package, and the remaining 370,000 yuan is the cost of you breaking this tea bowl, this is a tea bowl in the Qianlong period of the previous dynasty, although it was produced by a private kiln, but it is still an antique - we also sold it publicly a few years ago, at that time a tea bowl was 300,000 yuan, and the price of the customer's compensation was slightly higher, after all, a few years have passed, and the currency has also swelled." The waiter is reasonable, well-founded, and uplifting.

I looked at the furnishings around me, and then at the two and a half tea bowls that I had cut, and decided to pinch my nose and admit it! Ji Chunhua! You old woman! You dare to put Lao Tzu together! From now on, when we meet, we will be enemies! My aunt's face is not good now, etc.? Aunt? Pit her first! Who let this be your best friend?

I took out my bank card and swiped out 376,000, I felt sorry for Lao Tzu!

I took out the phone and dialed my aunt: "Auntie! Your best friend cheated me for 370,000, you can do it! If you don't care, I'll take care of it at my own discretion! Isn't he just a big Confucian? Have you seen that I am afraid of the Great Confucian? I'm scared of my own appearance! ”

"Great nephew! Don't get excited! Something to say! Why did Ah Hua cheat you for 370,000? What's wrong? You see that people are good-looking, and they open a room with others, hehehe, hey, he was jumped by the immortals? My aunt asked.

"Do you dare to be sunny in your heart? "I finished recounting what had happened in a few words.

"Well, it's really her fault, and I apologize to you for her," my aunt said sincerely.

I hesitated: "Just apologize and you're done?" What is the use of apologizing and catching quickly? ”

"What do you want to do? Why don't you sleep with your mother? "My aunt said fiercely.

Her words scared me into a cold sweat, and I hurriedly said, "Is it okay for you to talk like that?" You are also the first general of the imperial capital! If your men hear this, I'll have to be targeted by all sorts of high-tech weapons! ”

"Aren't you being forced by your little bastard? What do you want to do, draw out the way! My aunt said angrily.

"Don't mess with that woman in the future! That's all you need to save face! It's useless the next time the head of the world comes! I snorted.

My aunt said weakly: "I'll try my best"

"You martial god, why didn't you tell her all this?" I asked.

My aunt said depressedly, "Is it that I don't want to tell?" It's not a big deal! At most, it is some historical secrets, and with her status, you can also know that the main reason is that her old man does not let it! The old man of his family spoke on the ground in Huaxia! No martial artist with a name or surname is allowed to receive his granddaughter! Especially me - I'm still best friends with his granddaughter! The old man interviewed me directly! Ordered me not to say a word to her! ”

"That old man is so awesome?" I asked.

"Hey? You uneducated turtle! Don't you even look at who made your own language textbooks? Your heart is really big! At best, I can call for wind and rain in the military department, but the old man can speak in the six departments, and in those days, the old man is the emperor! Isn't it awesome, you say? The aunt scoffed.

"Why didn't the old man expose his granddaughter to martial arts? This stuff is good! I wondered.

"Think about it with your ass, how could a great Confucian in the world let his own granddaughter learn martial arts? It's just like Confucius can't let his son play with a big knife. How many years has China always emphasized literature over martial arts, is it good? My aunt said helplessly.

"You have a point, I am speechless—but why didn't the old man give me an ultimatum in the first place?" I asked.

My aunt said depressedly: "At that time, you weren't even a fertilized egg!" How many years ago! You don't know how it should be, you know it's weird! In fact, your master should know about this matter, and the information of the Star Tower is the most accurate! ”

"Don't mention the grandsons of the Star Tower to me! Recognize money but not people! This is the best way to do it! I complained, "Okay! Tell that yourself! Don't mess with me in the future! I have a bad temper! ”

"Can't you just grow up a little bit? Twenty-six people! Can't control yourself? My aunt persuaded me with kind words.

"Alright, alright! It's like my mother! If you're okay, I'll be on my knees! I'm still busy! The director's new film is about to start, and he has to go to Imperial Capital University to film, so he has to accompany me" I sighed and sat on the chair and took a sip of tea, and then I squirted it out fiercely.

"What's wrong with you? Did the practice go wrong? The aunt asked eagerly, licking the calf with great affection.

I wiped the tea leaves on the side of my mouth: "Ahem, ahem, it's not that this tea is too unpalatable!" It's pepper and big ingredients, and it's green onions, ginger and garlic, and I can't accept it. ”

My aunt chuckled and said, "Hehe, where did you go!" That tea is really not used to drinking by ordinary people, and it can be regarded as exclusive to the capital! But this process does come from before the Tang Dynasty, the previous people drank tea really like this, in the winter to drink extra cold, you can also try, but the taste is too exciting! ”

I patted my ass and walked out of the teahouse, taking a breath of the hazy air outside the door. At least I don't like this tea (to be continued.) )