Chapter 1 Meow Mi and Black Sites
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"One touches the back of the hand, the other touches the palm of the hand, the monkey fights the red child"
"Three touches of that arm and four touches of that shoulder, black face Zhang Dazhan and red face are closed"
"Five touches of that neck and six touches of that cheeks, little Laura vs. Iijima love
"Seven touch that ear and eight touch that face, the big official fights the little golden lotus"
"Nine touch your nose and ten touch your mouth, Du Zimei fights that old black"
In the two-gear loop, plus the eighteen Mo of the sound repair, I typed the last line, pressed upload, silently closed my eyes, and remembered that there was only seventy-nine yuan left in the living expenses. This tragic figure even refused to serve me at the ATM, and I had to endure the white eyes of the young and beautiful female staff at the bank counter to withdraw money
I'm a writer, maybe it's more accurate to call it home, I've been at the bottom of a certain website, busy writing without numbers, but the income is very small. In the worst month, I wrote 700,000 words, but I only earned five cents, and one reader was greatly rewarded, five cents to the website, five cents to me
What to do? Do you want to go out to work part-time again? The head can be broken, blood can be shed, the temperament of the literati cannot be lost, as an undergraduate student who graduated from the Chinese Department of a key university, going out to do odd jobs is undoubtedly an insult to my identity, the life of a literati should be sunny and white, should be a guide to the rivers and mountains, should be at the forefront of the thinking of the times, the ancestors have said, the gentleman is poor!
But the philosopher in our dormitory also said that it is difficult for a man with money to be a man without money. There are some things that I can't repeat over and over again, and I'm embarrassed to borrow money from my brothers anymore. I can't open my mouth on my parents' side, the old man and the old lady finally supported me so much, I graduated from college, and I didn't get a penny from the old man and the old lady in return, not to mention, where do you want money? That's impossible!
"Meow, what do you think?" I asked as I looked sideways at me, clumped myself into a ball, and snorted at an unknown object. When the furball creature named Meow saw me looking at her, she yawned, turned her head, and shook her tail at me.
Hey, you can't rely on the local consumption level, more than 70 yuan, only enough for me to live for two days, the problem is that in addition to me, I also have a large oil bottle by my side - meow Mi, you may guess, this is a cat, a chubby cat that was raised
In other words, cats live better than people in these years, really, the living conditions of this product have always been a grade higher than mine, and I have always felt that feeding her cat food is the biggest debt to her. When I was in college, Meow Mi was my wingman, she was in charge of selling cute and food, and I was in charge of approaching the little girl and helping her deal with the food she was asking for
So in a sense, I'm not a reliable master, and it's no wonder that Meow Mi hasn't run away with me for so long. Meow Mi is my lucky cat, so no matter when, I take her with me, and when I break up with my girlfriend, I leave the house clean, and there is nothing around except Meow Mi.
Meow Mi is a stray cat, I picked it up when I was about fourteen years old, I am twenty-six this year, Meow Mi is estimated to be more than ten years old, you must know that the life span of a cat is only ten years, in other words, Meow Mi is already a grandma cat, God knows if the way she looks at me is the look of her grandson
In order to help her prolong her life, I have been buying a huge amount of cat nutrition products, and even the latest cat longevity medicine, I don't know who developed it, but the price is indeed a bit expensive - 99,000 yuan! I've been saving this money, and I've been saving it up to now—that's why I've been hungry and cold, and I've saved 70 percent of my money every month, just to buy hope for Meow.
I'm so crazy that people will definitely think I'm crazy, spending nearly 100,000 yuan for a cat, is it worth it? Anyway, I think it's worth it.,You can earn money when you're gone.,But if the meow is gone, it's really gone.,Even if you have another cat.,She's not meowing the mi, isn't it?
Looking at the 100,000 yuan in the bank card, my heart trembled. If I move my fingers, 100,000 yuan will become a potion, a potion, a potion, which does not know the ingredients, and does not know the effect. This website was opened by me inadvertently.,The interface is pure black.,There are a number of black technologies sold in it.,Look at it on the unusually high-end.,The customer service is very polite.,Ask me what I need.,I told her - I need a potion to prolong the life of cats.。
The other party's response was quick - 100,000 yuan a piece. My first feeling is that I have met a liar, let's talk about whether the medicine is good or not, but where is the reason to ask for money when it comes up? I shut down the site and continued to browse the web in boredom.
However, the next day, there was a black-clothed man dressed as a special black super special police officer knocked on the door of my house, and I was about to pee in fear at that time.
I opened the door nervously, and the man in black didn't take out a pen and put on sunglasses and press me wildly, but asked me about the cat, and I knew that this product was the customer service of the website I opened yesterday! His purpose is also very simple, asking me if I have any intention of buying cat life extension potion, if so, he will collect DNA from Meow Mi, and organize people to develop it.
God knows which circuit in my head was not connected, but I agreed to the black-clothed man's request for blood collection and paid a deposit of 10,000 yuan.
Then I started a crazy part-time job journey, and I worked hard for the longevity medicine of Meow Mi. As a recent college graduate, I also know that I am more likely to be deceived, but there is a hope after all, even if it is a mirage, but I have worked hard, and I have a clear conscience.
In the past two years, I have done promotions, distributed flyers, done cleaning, played group fights (stations), set up stalls, brushed praise, and served as Wumao, I feel that a certain working emperor has not lived a full life for me, I am like an electric toy rabbit with a nuclear battery, I can't stop for a moment.
Whenever I see the lazy figure of Meow Mi at work, my heart is always warm. The reason why my girlfriend broke up with me was very important - she thought I was better for meowing than for her!
Women, you have to compete with a cat for favor - although Meow Mi is a female cat, but she is a grandmother-level female cat! It's really an unreasonable woman, let's separate if we are separated. Well, seriously, I can't stand her, maybe I'm going too far.
Whatever, a woman who competes for favor with a meow is a bad woman!
I was ruthless, clicked the mouse, paid the rest of the balance, only a little more than 10,000 yuan was left in the card of 100,000 yuan, and suddenly my heart was empty, and two years of hard work became the property in someone else's pocket at this moment.