Chapter 001: All-Star Public Enemy [Le Xiaotian]!
It was night, the starry sky was dim, the stars were dull, and it was a remote place.
"This star does all kinds of evil, and he destroys the balance of the star world of Leqiu, and as an all-star public enemy, he must be eliminated."
Listening to the voice in his head, a 20-year-old boy stared at him, clenched the dagger in his hand, and rushed to the scar man who was judged by the system to be an evil star on the opposite side.
Brush!
In the middle of the shift, the dagger fell to the ground with a clatter, and the 20-year-old boy covered his blood-spurting throat and fell to the ground in an instant.
"All-Star Public Enemy No. 172 is dead, and the system capabilities need to be upgraded again. The 99th upgrade was successful, and 100,000 vulnerabilities were successfully fixed. Now start scanning the entire universe. After the scan, a new All-Star Public Enemy candidate is discovered, Le Xiaotian, a music enthusiast on Earth. Now start to warp time and space......"
Leqiu, blue sky small Internet café.
In front of the bar, an 18-year-old boy asked the young man in the bar, "Xiaotian, what song are you playing?" ”
Seeing that the young man sitting at the bar did not react, the young man leaned forward and poked his left shoulder: "Xiaotian, Le Xiaotian." ”
Feeling that someone was poking his shoulder, Le Xiaotian felt very uncomfortable.
Immediately, taking off the headphones, he got up and yelled at the boy, "What poke? How many times have I told you? When I listen to music with headphones, don't disturb me, it's a taboo for me. Do you not understand people? Hold a handful of grass! ”
Seeing that the young man was stunned by his own yelling, he immediately said angrily: "Say, what's the matter?" ”
At this time, the young man came back to his senses and asked, "What kind of song is this?" How does it look like singing? ”
I pricked up my ears and listened, and what was played on the radio was: "Thinking of returning, difficult to return, falling, reincarnating, the moon is full of a river, don't chase in the previous life~"
After confirming the song, Le Xiaotian frowned: "You only ordered this song "Ninety-Nine Eighty-One" yesterday, and now you don't know?" Are you kidding me? ”
Le Xiaotian's sharp eyes made the young man shiver, and then, the young man waved his hand and said, "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding." But, Brother God, I really haven't heard of it! ”
At this time, Le Xiaotian was stunned for a moment, and turned to look at the surrounding environment.
In front of the bar, there is still the same teenager who comes here every day to watch others surf the Internet, and the environment of the Internet café has not changed, and the customers are still those familiar faces. But why did he forget the song he loved?
Could it be that when I was napping before, what [All-Star Public Enemy System] flashed in my mind was real? Has the world really changed?
In order to confirm the facts, Le Xiaotian took out a 20 bill from his wallet and slapped it on the marble countertop: "Do you want to surf the Internet?" To answer my question, the money is yours. ”
With a pupil, the young man excitedly put his hand on the banknote: "You ask." ”
As fast as lightning, Le Xiaotian slapped the left side of the young man's face: "Do you know Sun Wukong?" ”
Covering his left cheek, the young man looked frightened and stunned. After a moment of distraction, he clenched the bill with his right hand: "I don't know." ”
put a 20 again, and Le Xiaotian slapped the right side of the boy's face: "Sing me a sentence "Happy Birthday to You". ”
With a bitter face, the young man begged, "Brother Tian, this question is so difficult." Can I sing what I sing? ”
"Have you ever heard of the Tao Te Ching?"
"I've heard the Book of Water Virtues."
"Have you seen "Titanic"?"
"No, I've seen Tank Tyny."
"Tell me about the blockbuster movie you think is good."
"This Brake Is Not Working", "Deformed Steel Bar 3", "The Final Battle to Kill Matt", "Midnight Alarm Clock", "Steel Man" ......"
"Stop, say a few pop songs that you think are good."
""Three Seven Twenty-Eight", "The Most Dazzling Jeans", "On the Sun", "Big Lychee", "Sour" ......"
asked a few questions in a row, and Le Xiaotian gave a little punishment to the teenager who committed his own taboo.
At the same time, I also have a preliminary judgment about the system in my mind.
Immediately, he grabbed the young man's right wrist and smiled: "Brother, do you want to go online?" The more you charge, the more cost-effective, I'll get you a membership card right away, golden. ”
After being stunned for a moment, the young man put down the money in his hand instead, and his face was full of pride: "Xiaotian, open a luxury private room for me!" ”
After taking back his 300 yuan and opening a private room for the young man, Le Xiaotian sat on the chair and fell into deep thought.
After a while, he began to look up information on the Internet and make further judgments.
After inquiry, it was learned. Sure enough, the place where he is now is no longer the earth, but Leqiu.
The musicians, performers, dancers, singers, painters, writers, singers, musicians, writers, directors, screenwriters, actors, and other stars of the art industry in this world are not the celebrities he knows on the planet.
Not only that, but the world's famous songs, famous books, famous paintings, movies, animations, countries, etc., are all unfamiliar to him.
At this moment, a voice sounded from behind him, interrupting his thoughts: "Giggles, what are you thinking?" ”
Hearing this, he turned his head, and a woman with long shawl hair, delicate facial features, bright eyes, wearing a V-neck knitted sweater, and a long pleated embroidered skirt appeared in his sight.
She is Su Yun, 25 years old, unmarried, Bingqing Yujie, single. The owner of a small Internet café in the blue sky.
Seeing her appearance, Le Xiaotian called softly: "Sister Yun." ”
Putting the satchel on the table in the bar, Su Yun scolded with a smile: "Women are afraid of getting old, didn't they ask you not to call me sister?" Salary deduction for a while. ”
Le Xiaotian changed his words and said, "Xiao Yun." ”
Sitting on the chair, Su Yun got down to business: "You've been on night duty for the past two days, and it's almost five o'clock now, so go to sleep first." ”
At this time, Le Xiaotian said in an astonishing voice: "I want you to sleep with me." ”
Stunned for a moment, Su Yun thought he was joking: "Stayed up all night and was confused?" Looks like I'm hiring. ”
However, Le Xiaotian now said with a serious face: "Xiao Yun, I want to marry you, are you willing to marry me?" ”
Is this a marriage proposal or a joke?
At this time, Su Yun was a little uneasy: "Say, what to say." If you want to marry me, you can. Qin Guo bought a violin for 3.2 billion yuan and gave it to me, half of the island in Nirdiv bought it for me to dance, the Bali Le Shinto held a wedding, the world's No. 1 orchestra played "Sacred Wedding Fantasia" for me, and the Lanhuang Air Show Team wanted to invite ......"
Boldly grabbed Su Yun's hands, and Le Xiaotian had an invincible expression on his face: "These are not problems. It's just that if I sue you, I want to be the number one star of Leqiu, and I will be like this, are you willing to be my wife? ”
Why does he seem to be a different person today? Su Yun felt a hint of abnormality.
Immediately, she withdrew her little hand with difficulty, and said with a flushed face: "Don't brag to me, and the salary will be deducted for a while." ”
At this time, Le Xiaotian said calmly: "Of course, if you think it's not good for me to be a star, then I'm still your little network administrator." ”
Su Yun smiled and asked: "Celebrities are hidden and pretending to be high, at least they have been famous." What about you? ”
Le Xiaotian's expression was suddenly stunned.
After confirming that the [All-Star Public Enemy] system was true just now, at the beginning, I was actually very excited and wanted to refuse.
The excitement is because it's easy to be famous in Leqiu, and the system makes all the art of the earth original here.
I want to refuse because I feel that there is no free lunch in the world, and there may be some trap behind this good thing.
More importantly, I don't like to be controlled by a system.
However, it's just like what Xiao Yun said. I haven't been famous now, and if I continue to be a small network administrator, I am suspected of talking big.
And after becoming famous, he will go into hiding, which is convincing.
Isn't the system just going to deal with the evil stars on its own? Anyway, I'm not a good person, it's worse than bad, who is afraid of who? Bad songs and bad movies are everywhere on the planet. No, classics are everywhere.
The most important thing is that it is a good thing to be able to marry Su Yun. So what else do I care about?
Stars of Leqiu, tremble, I'm here for Le Xiaotian!
Thinking of this, Le Xiaotian's consciousness began to imagine a message: "Hey, the system, is it still there?" I accept the assignment. ”
The World Change Experience lasts 1 hour, and if the candidate does not accept it, it is forcibly erased. Le Xiaotian didn't know that he had inadvertently escaped the catastrophe.
At this time, after receiving his answer, the waiting system made a voice in his head: "Congratulations on becoming the latest version of the system's All-Star Public Enemy, now you are the only executor, and the responsibility of saving the Leqiu star world is entrusted to you." Since you have explicitly accepted this task, it is time to officially change the infinite factors of the game. Drop, the transformation is complete. The world of stardom is divided into nine realms, and your first task is to reshape the music industry. Task description......"
Ignoring the information in his mind, Le Xiaotian's eyes became deeper at this moment, and he looked lonely: "Xiao Yun, I'm going to be a singer and host, you can recruit two little sisters in a while." ”
After taking a good look at him, Su Yun scolded with a smile: "Singer host? Don't pretend to be deep for me. Even the top students of world-famous schools such as Harbener, Blue Bridge, and Elk can't do this job. You've never even stood on the side of the street, what are you thinking about what you can't eat? ”
took out the gum and chewed it, Le Xiaotian smiled: "Bet with me, I will apply for the job tomorrow." If it does, you promise me one condition, how about it? ”
Su Yun said angrily: "So confident? Did you lose? ”
Le Xiaotian smiled: "You won't win, I won't lose." ”
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