Chapter 26: A big victory in the scolding battle!

Zhao Wei took the soap from the hands of the three animals one by one, and he sang the song that was very appropriate in the original world: "How invincible is, how lonely! How empty is invincibility! Alone in the peak, the cold wind keeps blowing, my loneliness, who can understand my ......"

The three animals in the dormitory had just finished picking up soap, and after hearing Zhao Wei's song, they couldn't help it again!

This time, I can't help but throw up!

The scolding battle has been divided, and the winner has been decided!

On the online battlefield of Xinglang's meager scolding war, after Zhao Wei swept away all the enemies in front of him with an AK47 in his hand, he finally decided to make a summary with one sentence to end today's scolding war, because continuing to wander around on a battlefield where all the enemy troops are dead is really a boring thing!

"How lonely it is to be invincible! How empty is invincibility! She is hiding in the sky, but she can't listen to me. My loneliness, endless loneliness ......"

Zhao Wei continued to sing the coquettish "Invincible" happily, and he quickly said on the meager Xinglang:

"Well, let's make a little summary at the end. @顾辉东, @黄小铭, @王铁霖, @冯大龙, having said so much today, in fact, I just want to send you this sentence: I guess you bought a watch! ”

The friendly troops and neutral onlookers in Zhao Wei's camp were all puzzled and asked, "Huh!?" Bought a watch? What do you mean? Ask for answers! ”

Fans of Feng Dalong's camp suddenly became excited, because Zhao Wei, who had been impeccable in the scolding battle tonight, finally revealed his first and most fatal flaw!

Feng Dalong's fans were very excited and sarcastic: "@赵伟, take a good look at what you said, and buy a watch?!" The measure words are all used wrong.,Haha,It must be that I didn't pass the elementary school Chinese!? Remember: the watch was bought on "Block"! ”

Zhao Wei quickly responded: "Please type out the initials of "I guess you bought a watch"! ”

"I guess you bought a watch! ――WCNMLGB！ Kindness...... Well, the grass mud has a pen! Wahahahahaha......ha

Soon, some witty netizens in Zhao Wei's friendly army had already seen through the mystery and directly translated this sentence, seeing this extremely obscure and scolding without dirty words, a group of people instantly laughed again!

Everyone in the enemy Feng Dalong's camp was mournful, dead silent, and silent!

Then, Zhao Wei left the last meager paragraph of tonight, emphasizing that what he was fighting this time was a well-known battle of justice:

"I've always been a principled person! My principle is what the great leader of the founding of the country once said: If people do not offend me, I will not offend others; If anyone sins against me, I will offend. ”

In the end, this scolding battle ended with Zhao Wei's side announcing a complete victory.

Although the scolding war has ended, the stars are still bustling and lively, Zhao Wei's friendly fans and passers-by are still immersed in the joy of victory, their heated discussions, messages and comments, repeatedly recalling Zhao Wei's super classic scolding quotations just now.

Netizens "look at the rain and rain": "I really never expected that the level of hammer god scolding has reached the peak of perfection!" ”

Netizen "dongjingre": "Zhao Dashen is really too powerful and domineering!" ”

Netizen "Pirate Captain's Pirate Ship": "Zhao Dashen, I have a question, may I ask if you are possessed by Changshan Zhao Zilong, right?!" ”

Netizen "I love the hammer male god the most": "Don't go away to the hammer male god, come to the puppet's bowl!" ”

Netizen "Hang Da speak first": "After tonight, I will be a little brain fan of Zhao Dashen." ”

Netizen "Li's Little Er": "@赵伟, may I ask if your old man accepts apprentices?" I'm going to learn the art of swearing! ”

Netizen "The Great Demon King Without Discipline": Zhao Dashen, send my left and right knees! Please laugh!

……

Netizen "iamhero": "Lying grass! How can the floors here be thousands of stories so high?! What did I miss just now? ”

Netizen "Zhao Wei's number one brain-dead fan": "Congratulations on the Internet upstairs, it's a pity!" You've just missed a scolding battle that will go down in the annals of online history! ”

……

The heated discussion on Xinglang's meager continued for a long time, and the netizen "Zhao Wei's number one brain-dead fan" acted the fastest, he copied and sorted out Zhao Wei's classic scolding one by one, and then named it "Zhao Weishen's classic scolding quotations" and posted it on his Xinglang Boke, for netizens to visit and worship.

……

At this time, in the 306 dormitory of Building 6 of the men's apartment of the Kyoto Film Academy, the four animals were already lying on their respective beds, and all of them did not have a trace of sleepiness, and began to pick their feet and chat on the bed.

Xiao Jian asked, "Viagra!" When did your scolding level become so awesome?! ”

Hou Jun also followed: "That's right! How did you come up with those words that exploded?! ”

Zhao Wei is a reliable and honest gentleman who does not lie, so he said in a serious nonsense:

"Don't hide it from my brothers, those scolding words are not actually what I came up with, but the words that others used to scold me when I was dreaming, and as a result, I accidentally remembered them! There is a saying: being scolded thousands of times, scolding people is like a god! ”

Three animals lying on the ceiling: "......"

After a while, Wu Fei sat up and climbed off the bed, he went to the toilet and pulled a soak of urine, and quickly climbed back into the bed, laughed, and said excitedly:

"Now for the quiz with prizes! Just now I couldn't help but turn on the camera and take a look at the recent number of "Never Expected", let's guess how much effective playback is? Guess the closest to the number of jù, tomorrow's breakfast I'll send straight to the bed! ”

"About 8 million!" Hou Jun was the first to speak, and it was obvious that he was guessing a little conservatively.

Xiao Jian touched his chin and thought seriously for a few seconds, and said, "About 13 million!" ”

Zhao Wei finally replied: "It should be around 11 million." ”

Wu Fei gave Zhao Wei a thumbs up and announced the answer: "I announce: Viagra wins!" "Never Expected" now has an effective playback volume of 11.35 million+, and the answer given by Viagra is the closest. It's really worthy of the viagra of the cow pen! Quizzes with prizes can kill cheap people and monkeys! ”

"It's over, it's over!" Zhao Wei smiled modestly and continued:

"Hahaha! It was nice that my breakfast was settled. In order to avoid being simply sent away by you with two steamed buns, I will stipulate the specifications for tomorrow's breakfast. Kindness...... Just a box of fresh milk from a fierce cow, a bowl of beef powder, a cage of xiaolongbao, and two tea eggs. Well, that's all. ”

"Lying grass!" Wu Fei scolded with a smile: "Is Viagra mud a pig, you have to eat so much for breakfast?!" ”

Zhao Wei responded: "Hey, hey, hey! Anyway, you're in for a treat, buddy, this is called not eating for nothing! ”

"Puff~!"

The reason why Zhao Wei was the last to give the answer and could guess so accurately was not without reason.

But to put it bluntly, it's actually very simple, he is based on the [experience] value in the magical [Fame Lottery System] in his mind to extrapolate, so as to calculate the correct result.

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