Chapter 8 Masturbation and Masturbation Qualifiers

Zhao Wei left the door open, didn't walk in immediately, and took a look at the stench first.

A burst of cold air blew into the door, and soon a person poked his head out of the bed and scolded: "Viagra mud girl! Die cold! Hurry up and close the door. The person who spoke was Wu Fei, the fourth elder in the dormitory.

Zhao Wei's 306 bedroom has a total of 4 people, and they are ranked in order of age: the eldest Hou Jun, the second Xiao Jian, the third Zhao Wei, and the fourth Wu Fei.

The four people in the dormitory have a harmonious relationship, smell the same, and have been working together for almost three years, and they have given each other a nickname, among them, the nicknames of the eldest to the third are all related to the name, Hou Jun's nickname is Monkey, Xiao Jian's nickname is Cheap, and Zhao Wei's nickname is Viagra.

(Zhao Wei's ps: Real mud Ma cup, this parallel world actually has this kind of men's medicine, buddy is really lying down and getting shot!) ）

Only Wu Fei's nickname has nothing to do with his name, when he played the StarCraft game, he especially liked to play Zerg, and the puppy in one hand was released quickly, many, and ruthlessly, and since then he has won the domineering name of "Dog Baby".

Zhao Wei immediately replied: "Lying grass!" You've made so much poison gas in the dormitory, I don't dare to come in. ”

Hou Jun also roared: "Viagra! You're either going to get in at speed or you're going to get out of the way! If you don't want to be hit by a few brothers, just close the damn door! ”

Zhao Wei didn't want to be angry, he held his breath and walked in, closed the bedroom door with his backhand, put the suitcase next to his desk, hurriedly ran out of the bedroom, pulled the door, locked the bedroom door, and walked towards the cafeteria.

As Zhao Wei walked, he wondered if he should rent a house near the school to live, otherwise, sooner or later, the buddy would be poisoned by the biochemical poison gas made by the three animals in the dormitory!

Originally, there was a joke in the world that could describe Zhao Wei's mood at the moment, if he was lucky enough to save his life after 4 years with the people in the dormitory, he must thank his roommate for not killing!

It's the second semester of my junior year now.,Compared to the freshman and sophomore years.,Basically, I haven't come to check the dormitory.,It's no problem to rent a house to live near the school.,Even if you encounter occasional checks.,A few buddies in the dormitory should be able to help get it done.,Well,That's it!

Zhao Wei made up his mind, and he also walked to the second cafeteria of the school, took a plate to the window and swiped the card, asked for two meat buns, a cup of soy milk and a tea egg, and found a seat at random to eat.

Zhao Wei ate not fast or slow, ten minutes, after breakfast, he first wandered around the campus for a while, and then found a large-scale real estate agency near the school, and told the agent that he wanted to rent a single room with a price of about 500 yuan in the teacher's family building in the Kyoto Film Academy.

The real estate agent who received Zhao Wei checked it on the computer and said that they did not have a suitable house in their hands for the time being, and when they communicated with their nearby counterparts, as soon as there was news of the house, they would immediately notify Zhao Wei and leave a mobile phone number for them.

Walking out of the place of the housing agency, Zhao Wei went to Huaxia Bank to pay the tuition by card, and after registering at the school, he slowly walked back to the 306 dormitory.

Fortunately, at this time, the door of the bedroom was open, and the smell in the bedroom was much lighter, Zhao Wei walked in, and the three buddies inside had already gotten up, Hou Jun was munching on meat buns, Wu Fei was brushing his teeth and washing his face, and Xiao Jian was bombarding the toilet with biological bombs.

After Zhao Wei quickly packed up the bed, Xiao Jian had just completed the glorious task of continuously bombing the toilet for twenty minutes.

Xiao Jian walked over and patted Zhao Wei's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Viagra, how many subjects have you hung up this time?" ”

Zhao Wei smiled proudly and replied, "Wowhaha!" Dude finally achieved a breakthrough of zero this time, that is, there is no hanging! Worship me, wahaha! ”

"Huh?! No way?! The three members of the dormitory all looked incredulous, and it felt as if the sun was rising in the west.

Since the first semester of his freshman year, Zhao Wei has maintained the fine tradition of taking more than one subject every semester, and he didn't have one subject last semester, which naturally surprised the other three.

In order to punish the junior students at the end of the crane in their 306 dormitory, they discussed and issued a dormitory rule: every semester, those who have failed a subject invite everyone to have a big meal, hang one subject and eat a big meal, hang two subjects and eat four meals, and so on.

Xiao Jian said with a sad face: "Woo woo! It seems that I am the only one who has hung up a subject! Life is so lonely, so lonely! ”

Hou Jun slapped the back of Xiao Jian's head and scolded with a smile: "Woo mud girl! Tonight, my brothers will go to the Zhiqiu Pavilion Restaurant near the school for a big meal, remember to bring enough money! ”

Xiao Jian rubbed his head, cried and said, "Woo woo! What a sad story! ”

"Woo again, believe it or not I threw you down the window?" Hou Jun yelled loudly, and then, the whole bedroom was quiet.

Wu Fei leaned over and said to Zhao Wei with a smile on his face: "Viagra, I was miserable when I advanced to the gold tournament with silver 1, take me to play a few masturbations!" During the winter vacation, I played 3 qualifiers at home, and all of them failed. ”

Zhao Wei nodded and responded, "No problem, this is a small matter." Dude takes you to the next level! ”

Zhao Wei's masturbation is the strongest king of Dianyi, and there are only more than 200 people in the whole country! He took Wu Fei to fight the silver and gold ranks, which was like killing chickens with a knife.

Zhao Wei turned on the computer, logged in to his trumpet, and lined up with Wu Fei in a black double line.

I lost the first game!

Zhao Wei and Wu Fei's luck is too bad, they actually encountered three hang-up dogs among the five people on their side, although Zhao Wei is the strongest king rank, but he can't withstand the beating of 5 gold and silver!

Take the NBA Finals that year as an example, the basketball emperor James led the Cavaliers' 4 bronze teammates to play, and he was not beaten by a group of old gold of the Spurs led by Duncan!?

"Dog! Did the mud girl in the morning and didn't wash her hands?! Can you actually get the best game like 3 hang-up dogs? Zhao Wei doesn't like to lose, it's a very embarrassing thing for the strongest king to lose the gold game, and he can't be forked if he can't pretend to be a pen, although it is a crime of non-war, he still feels very unhappy, and he can't help yelling at Wu Fei angrily.

"Lying grass! What bad luck! Wu Fei said and wiped his nose with a piece of toilet paper, and said with great annoyance: "Viagra, absolutely not!" If you don't believe it, I still have the scent of hand sanitizer on my hands. ”

Zhao Wei snorted twice and threatened: "Don't chirp crookedly!" Why don't you wash it again! Otherwise, I won't take you to the score! ”

Wu Fei had no choice but to take off the headphones, honestly wash his hands again, and sit back to continue to drive the black double row with Zhao Wei.

After Wu Fei washed his hands, it really worked!

In the next three rounds of the promotion match, there will be no more particularly brainless players and collective hang-up games, with Zhao Wei, the king of Kerry, the promotion match of this rank naturally did not have a trace of suspense to win all, Wu Fei successfully advanced from silver 1 to gold 5.

Zhao Wei quit the game, pretending to be looking at the web page, but in fact, he concentrated all his attention and checked the number of fame systems in the circular turntable interface in his mind again.

[Experience]: 200001.

The explanation of [Experience] in the [Description] option is: the increase of experience points is related to popularity, exposure, achievements and fame, etc., that is, as long as someone admires him or recognizes him, the experience points can be increased by one, and the experience points can be repeatedly superimposed, why can this judgment be made?

Zhao Wei had carefully calculated, the experience value was 199996 when he was on the train yesterday afternoon, and the experience value was 199997 when he checked it this morning, and the increased experience value should be obtained from Guan Zhiling, after returning to the dormitory, the 3 buddies learned that he did not fail the course, and added 3 experience points, and the experience value finally reached the lottery standard of 200,000.

And Zhao Wei was going to take Wu Fei to play the promotion tournament just now, he didn't have the spare energy to draw the lottery, and now after playing the game, he found that the experience value had increased by 1 and became 200001.

Now Zhao Wei finally figured out how to increase the experience points, and now it's time for the lucky draw!

Last time on the first day of the Lunar New Year, the green treasure chest he opened at home was a piece of [Good Luck Chocolate], and he got a total of more than 700 yuan in red envelopes, I don't know what kind of treasure chest can be opened this time?

Zhao Wei looked at the lottery interface on the circular turntable with an expectant face.

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