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"There are 100 million people online, 200 million, 400 million...... Oh, no, 500 million......"

"Bring two more computer groups out, quick, quick!"

"No, two is not enough, 10, at least 10!"

"Then go buy, borrow, find all possible ways, I don't want to see the network crash!"

"Yes, Mr. President!"

Ten minutes later, nearly a billion people poured into the Twitter network.

That is to say, one in seven people on the entire planet have gotten the news and come to watch the super prodigy.

Everyone wondered how the prodigy would react after the incident this morning. Is it to tweet a curse, or to start the prologue to the end of the world......

His reaction will determine the future direction of the entire world and the fate of this planet.

Under such global attention, finally, a new public message was suddenly issued on the Twitter of "Winter Melon Ike":

"What happened to Sister Alice this morning makes me very angry. So, I helped Sister Alice decide: quit the crew of "Avatar 2"! I hope Fox can destroy all the images that Sister Alice took before! ”

As soon as this news came out, the world was stunned.

Damn, what the hell is this? This is not big news!

If something like this happened this morning, Miss Alice will definitely quit the crew of "Avatar 2". Even if she doesn't retreat, the winter melon god will let her quit.

Therefore, this news is very normal and will not surprise everyone at all.

After all, pigs can guess!

But......

At this moment, just 1 minute after Ike sent the message, the Russian official account suddenly (Aite) hit Ike, and he said:

"Little Ike, Russia is willing to contribute 5 billion US dollars for you to help Miss Alice pay liquidated damages!"

As soon as this news came out, it was like a thunderclap that resounded in the sky, shaking the hearts of one billion people.

Yes, Miss Alice unilaterally withdrew from the crew, and according to the contract, she has broken the contract. Therefore, Miss Alice should pay liquidated damages to the eight major Hollywood studios.

And the contract she signed, the liquidated damages are as high as 5 billion US dollars!

Nima!

Three seconds, just three seconds......

The official Chinese account also immediately Ike: "Little Ike, China is willing to help you pay Miss Alice's liquidated damages, we don't want any compensation!" ”

French official account: "Little Ike, France is willing to help you pay liquidated damages, not a penny!" ”

Germany: "Little Ike, Germany can help you too!" ”

South Korea: "South Korea is willing too!" ”

India: "India is willing, too!" ”……

One government after another is crazy about it, faster than the reaction of the people, beyond the reaction of the big capitalists.

They are all willing to help pay this liquidated damages!

Because, according to the data: in the hands of Ike, or in the hands of Ike's parents, there is only a maximum of $2 billion (the remuneration received for the transfer of 5% of the pumpkin equity to Hughes).

This amount of money is not enough to pay Miss Alice's liquidated damages.

Unless Ike doesn't admit it, or the film company waives the claim!

But, is this possible?

No way!

One, it is impossible for the great god not to admit it!

Second, the great god doesn't need the handouts of the film company!

……

Sure enough!

1 minute later, the tweet of "Winter Melon Ike" sent out a new message again:

"Alice's sister needs to pay 5 billion liquidated damages for the contract she signed, and I want to help my sister pay this money. However, I don't have any money. So, I want to borrow some money from everyone! Borrow 10,000 per person, a total of 5 billion! ”

Rumble!

The sound of the heavens falling apart resounded in the hearts of the people, the capitalists, and the politicians......

Ringing in everyone's hearts!

It's coming, it's coming, the second all-round fundraising has finally begun.

At this moment, the whole world went completely crazy.

"Winter melon Ike: All employees of Sinopec Group are willing to donate $10,000 each!"

"Winter melon Ike: All employees of McDonald's in the United States are willing to donate $10,000 each!"

"Winter melon Ike: All employees of South Korea's Samsung Group are willing to donate $10,000 each!"

"Winter melon Ike: All agents of the Russian KGB intelligence agency are willing to donate $10,000 each!"

"Winter melon Ike: Little Ike, I am an elementary school teacher in an American school, and I am willing to give you $10,000 to ask for an account!"

"Winter melon Ike: God, I am a German worker, I am willing to help you unconditionally, without any compensation!"

"Winter melon Ike: Great God, I am a tribal chief in Africa, and I am willing to donate 10,000 US dollars to you, plus a tribal girl!"

"him, why can't the website be opened, I want to donate money, I want to donate money!"

"Twitter, I call your whole family!" ……

Crazy, crazy, the whole world is crazy.

In less than half a minute, the number of people logging into Twitter has reached 2 billion, and the number of posts is uncountable. Under the impact of this terrifying wave of data, Twitter's global network completely collapsed.

More than 20 computer groups were forced to restart.

At this moment, from the Americas to Europe to Asia, hundreds of millions of people scolded.

The roar of cursing Twitter resounded throughout the earth!

Because, the money lent to the great god is not borrowed for nothing. According to the generosity of the great god, the next step should be the time for the 'capital god' to make a wish.

You're out of the internet now!

Nyima!

Haven't you heard a word?

Blocking people's financial access is killing their parents! And now how many parents has Twitter killed?

"Jingle bell!" "Jingle bell!" ……

At Twitter headquarters, Mr. President's personal mobile phone rang urgently.

As soon as he looked at the number, Mr. President immediately picked up the phone.

Because the caller is ......

"I'm old Morgan, how long will it take for the server to reboot?"

At this moment, Mr. President was sweating: "Dear old Mr. Morgan, 10 minutes, it takes 10 minutes!" ”

"10 minutes is too long, give you 7 minutes! Otherwise......"

"Yes, yes, Twitter will do it!"

The phone then hung up, and as soon as he hung up, the bell rang violently again.

The president hurriedly picked up the phone, and heard a loud roar: "Fuck, how the hell did you get it, restore the network to Lao Tzu immediately!" Otherwise, today next year will be your death day! ”

"Yes, yes!"

But listening to the "beep", the other party hung up the phone.

Immediately, it was another phone call, another phone call, another phone call......

The Twitter president's family, from top to bottom, including the deceased female relatives, was all scolded. However, the president of Twitter did not dare to complain, because he could not afford to offend any of the people who made these calls!

"Quick, hurry up and restart the server! Come on! ”

"Sir, servers in various countries are already restarting!"

"Hurry up, hurry up!"

The network engineers are collectively speechless, and Lao Tzu is not a server.

7 minutes, exactly 7 minutes, the Twitter global server restarted again.

Netizens didn't care about cursing Twitter, and hurriedly frantically poured into the super prodigy's Twitter page......

The real big news is here!

…… (To be continued.) )