8. The consequences of road idiots taking children out to play
Chapter 8, the consequences of road idiots taking children out to play
Ying Zheng didn't hear what Hu Hai said before, only heard what Jin Ke wanted Hu Hai to hide from him. And in the end, Jin Ke seemed to have succeeded in persuading Hu Hai, and Hu Hai was going to hide it from his father.
"Hu Hai, you tell your father, what are you talking about with your husband?" Ying Zheng knew that although Jin Ke was stupid, it was difficult to ask anything from his mouth this time. Then I had to ask my youngest son Hu Hai, who was only four years old and was very easy to deceive.
Hu Hai thought for a while and said, "Master said that he was going to beat me, so I was not allowed to tell my father." Otherwise, Father will be angry! β
Jin Ke was devastated the moment he heard Hu Hai speak: Dead child, you are only four years old! How can you be so troubled? You're going to kill my rhythm!
"Ahemββ!
"My lord, I was wrong!" As soon as Ying Zheng made a little sound, Jin Ke knelt down with weak legs.
Ying Zheng looked at Jin Ke's unproductive appearance, and said with a bit of hatred for iron and steel: "What do you mean by this?" Could it be that you really plan to fight Hu Hai? β
"Don't dare, don't dare! How dare I hit the little boy! Jin Ke hurriedly denied it.
"Then why did you kneel down and admit your mistake?" Ying Zheng asked again.
Jin Ke said: "It's just that the king is majestic, and my legs are weak for a while!" β
"Majestic?" Ying Zheng looked at Jin Ke with a smile, "So that's how you evaluate the widow?" That's right, get up! β
Ying Zheng stretched out his hand to help Jin Ke, and Jin Ke didn't feel anything wrong, so he stood up with Ying Zheng's strength. At this time, Jin Ke was in his heart: I can't imagine that the majestic can actually save the life of the young master!
Ying Zheng saw that Jin Ke was standing up, so he said the purpose of coming: "Okay, the widow came today to see what you have taught Hu Hai." You and Hu Hai talk about it! β
Jin Ke was a little confused, what did he teach Hu Hai? I'm not very clear, okay? But Hu Hai taught me something and almost made me learn how to embroider!
"My husband taught me how to write big characters and told me a lot of stories!" Hu Hai said.
"Oh?" Ying Zheng asked with some interest, "What story did Mr. tell you?" β
"Mr. told Ah Hai the story of the Three Emperors and Five Emperors!" Hu Hai said.
The interest on Ying Zheng's face suddenly decreased a lot, and he thought that this person would do something interesting, but he didn't expect that he would just make this kind of old joke. "Didn't you tell you the story of the Three Emperors and the Five Emperors?"
Jin Ke saw Ying Zheng's lack of interest, and couldn't help but roll his eyes. He didn't mean to make this kind of vulgar, especially in this era. But there is no way, this era is too long, and he can't tell so many stories in later generations. Otherwise, a Journey to the West can scare these people to death, okay? But he couldn't snatch Mr. Wu Chengen's job more than 2,000 years later. Otherwise, I would be too sorry for his old man.
Hu Hai retorted loudly: "Father, the story of the Three Emperors and Five Emperors told by Master is more interesting!" Ahai prefers to listen. β
"Jin Ke, what did you say?" Ying Zheng asked.
"It's nothing!" Jin Ke said a little embarrassedly, "It's the love and hatred that Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor and Shennong Yan Emperor have to say!" "I really don't blame Jin Ke, he thinks that he has a problem with his sexual orientation, and such an otaku is bound to mix up with a certain website. The girls there have big brains, and it's too pediatric to think about this kind of YY ancestor. He hadn't told Hu Hai about mechas, orcs, or even other flavors!
Sure enough, as soon as Jin Ke finished saying this, Ying Zheng's face had already become very strange when he looked at him.
"Tell the widow, what is the love and hatred that the Yellow Emperor and the Yan Emperor have to say? What are you telling Hu Hai? Ying Zheng asked.
"It's just some anecdote! Don't listen well, the king! Jin Ke said.
"Don't tell Hu Hai about this in the future! Teach him something useful! Ying Zheng said.
"Yes!" Jin Ke replied
After Hu Hai and Jin Ke played almost all the games that the two of them knew, the two people who were very bored lay on the ground and watched the sky together.
Jin Ke sighed a little: Innocent blue! There is soil on the ground, but there is no pollution! It's still good to be ancient!
Hu Hai also followed Jin Ke's example and enjoyed it with his eyes closed, but because he hadn't experienced the hazy weather thousands of years later, he didn't feel that this was a kind of enjoyment.
"Childe, why don't we go out of the palace! Go outside! Living peacefully these days has fueled Jin Ke's unstable heart.
Hu Hai had long wanted to go to Xianyang Palace. It's just that the people sent by Yingzheng to take care of him in the past would not have the courage to say that they would take him out. Now that this master is actually going to take himself out to play, he couldn't be happier!
"Good! All right! Hu Hai said.
However, Hu Hai's little face immediately wrinkled again: "But how are we going to get out?" My father and brother Fusu won't let me go out! β
"Let's get out of the dog hole!" Jin Ke said, "I've already surveyed the terrain!" This majestic and magnificent Xianyang Palace also has a dog cave! β
"Dog hole? Not good! Brother Fusu said that we should behave decently, and the fact that we drill dog holes is not a gentleman's doing! Hu Hai said with some embarrassment.
"And! You little brat! I'm a swordsman, what a gentleman! Jin Ke said nonchalantly.
"yes!" The key is that Hu Hai still thinks it makes sense, "You're really right!" β
"That's right! To be a man, you have to be unbridled and chic. Bound by all kinds of rules all day long, what is the meaning of living? Jin Ke said, "Let's go back and prepare now!" β
"Good!"
The two of them returned to their residence, found a few clothes that looked more ordinary, and prepared to change them, and Jin Ke put a lot of money and things in his purse. When you're away from home, you can't do it without money.
Today, Fusu and Yingzheng have already come, which means that Jin Ke and Hu Hai can play in Xianyang City for at least one and a half days. Both of them were thrilled.
The two men took their clothes, went to the dog hole, looked around, and after making sure that no one was passing by, they quickly changed their clothes and got out of the dog hole.
Out of Xianyang Palace, Jin Ke let out a long breath, this feeling of freedom was really refreshing.
Xianyang City, I'm hereββ!
Jin Ke and Hu Hai began to visit Xianyang City. To be honest, for Jin Ke, who lives in the 21st century, the ancient city of Xianyang 3,000 years ago was definitely not very prosperous, and it can even be said that there is nothing to ask for. But Jin Ke was still very happy. Here he saw a lot of old and new things.
Jin Ke is like this, let alone Hu Hai. This is the first time Hu Hai has gone out, and he feels that everything is fun.
"Master, Master, what is this?" Hu Hai pointed to a vendor who was buying something.
Jin Ke went over to take a look, and saw a square thing that looked like a turning head was placed there.
Jin Ke asked curiously, "Old man, what is this?" β
"This son, this is caramel candy!"
"Caramel sugar?" Is it the caramel he understands? Why do you look like this?
"I want to eat! Master! "Foodie Hu Hai is online.
Jin Ke thought that children love candy, so he asked, "Then how do you sell this?" β
"Ten copper plates and one tael of caramel!" The vendor said.
In fact, one or two caramel is not so expensive at all, but the old trader, who looked very honest, saw that Jin Ke and Hu Hai were like children of rich and noble families, and he didn't know the market, so he said that the price was more than doubled.
But the old vendor was right.
Hu Hai, a four-year-old doll, didn't say anything, Jin Ke, a traverser, and a traverser who had never bought anything in person, didn't know how this kind of caramel was sold.
Two people spent twice the price so stupidly, and one bought a piece of caramel and ate it while walking.
To be honest, there is nothing in Xianyang City if you really want anything. However, Jin Ke and Hu Hai were very happy.
The two of them decided that they would not go back until the night, and that they would have to find a place to stay.
Jin Ke found an inn that seemed to be the best to live in.
"Shopkeeper, is there anything to eat here?" Jin Ke asked.
In Xianyang Palace, Jin Ke and Hu Hai eat meat and meat and meat every day! Although Jin Ke is a meatless person, he still can't stand the pinching.
"What do you want?" The shopkeeper asked.
"Dish?" Although Jin Ke wanted to eat vegetables, he also knew that he might not have them, otherwise the people of the royal family would not only eat meat and rarely eat vegetables.
"Only blanched cabbage!"
"That's it, let's do the rest!"
"Okay!"
After a full meal, Jin Ke and Hu Hai happily spent the first night outside Xianyang Palace.
The next day, Jin Ke and Hu Hai were a little tired, so they decided to go back early.
However, Jin Ke looked at the staggered ancient roads in Xianyang City, and the whole person was not good.
Jin Ke asked with a fluke mentality: "Master Huhai, do you still remember how we came here?" β
Hu Hai looked at Jin Ke with a look of "how could I remember the road".
Jin Ke knocked on his head with his hand and said, "Really! What am I guilty of a road idiot? Why did I come out??? β
Hu Hai asked, "Master, do you mean you don't know the way?" β
Jin Ke nodded sadly and said, "Yes! And I didn't know the way! β
Hu Hai was scared and said, "Then what should we do?" β
"You ask me, who do I ask?" Jin Ke asked Cang Tian speechlessly, "Do you think your father will send someone to find us if we lose it?" "I'm just going to die! If something happens to Qin II Hu Hai like this, what can be done? Am I not a sinner for the ages? ββ! No, if I kill Qin II, I may become a great hero! But I'm probably gone!! What to do?
Looking at Jin Ke's expression that was even more scared than himself, Hu Hai said like a little adult: "Master, don't worry! When my father finds out that I'm lost, he'll send someone!" β