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Perhaps four goals were enough to vent his dissatisfaction, or perhaps he felt pity for his old club, Qin Goode finally slowed down the pace of scoring after the big score of 5-0. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

But the rest of United showed no mercy, with Wayne Rooney and Robin van Persie netting twice and even a goal from substitute Ryan Giggs.

When the score was 9-0 in the 88th minute and Ryan Giggs jumped on a billboard to celebrate, there were only 5,000 elated red fans left at the Etihad Stadium chanting "Glory to Manchester United", and there was no blue to be found in the huge stadium.

"The defending champions were bloodied on their home turf and had nothing ......to fight back," Martin Taylor lamented during the livestream.

Arsenal legend Alan Smith couldn't help but shake his head: "This is Ferguson's invincible division, I can't think of anyone else in the Premier League who can stop them!" ”

Colin Bell was already speechless, only sighed, and even Cantona couldn't bear to laugh at him.

There was no trace of blood on Mancini's face, and he even left the dugout early, without even a final courtesy handshake.

Ferguson sat in his leather chair and watched the one-sided goalscoring performance, at which point the anger of being slaughtered at home last season had been vented.

The players on the pitch at Manchester City were sleepwalking, they had completely lost their souls, and even Tevez, who wanted to show himself in front of his old club, chose to give up.

De Gea's goal kick went straight to the unguarded Chingoude - Barry was no longer able to run after 89 minutes, and Garcia was not a midfielder known for his coverage and running ability, their defense was in vain, and everyone just wanted to go back to the dressing room early and get out of this hell as soon as possible.

Qin Goode looked at the listless opponents, Manchester City goalkeeper Joe Hart had already been hit to the point of a nervous breakdown.

Isn't there a saying, see Hartmund kick!

So he used his last strength to pump the football.

Then Joe Hart reflexively lay down on the ground before he could see where the football was flying from.

Qin Goode raised his hands high and stretched out ten fingers completely towards those Manchester United fans!

The Etihad Stadium has its final hurrah!

"10 to 0! The game is over! Zhan Tianjun breathed a long sigh of relief, "Manchester United has created the largest point difference in the history of the Manchester derby!" Ferguson can raise his eyebrows, he led his disciples to stage the bloodiest massacre in history at the Etihad! Avenge last season's tragedy! But the hatred between the two Manchester heroes has added a new dimension! Blue Moon won't forget this wound! ”

Zhang Lu has little interest in Blue Moon's wounds, and he is most concerned about Qin Gude's statistics: "Gude scored five goals by himself, and also provided two assists for the opponent, increasing his personal goal tally in 2012 to 99 goals, which is only the last step away from triple digits!" That's amazing data! ”

"That's right," Zhan Tianjun looked at Manchester United's game schedule, "Manchester United still has a League Cup and four league games, even if Ferguson adopts a rotating lineup, I believe that with his efficiency, the 100-goal barrier will be broken soon!" Although I rarely express the national plot, I am now proud to announce that this will be a great record set by the Chinese! ”

"Mr. Mancini had to miss the press conference due to his physical condition."

Manchester City's press officers were embarrassed to explain this to the crowd of reporters in the venue.

Of course, he knew that this excuse was not credible - Mancini was still jumping and jumping in the coaching area just now - but he could only explain that he could not say that Mancini's villa was blown up by Balotelli, who had left the field early, right?

"What about the assistant coach?" Sure enough, a reporter who was waiting to see the joke asked.

"I'm happy to answer for him," Ferguson's voice rang out, "Mr. Assistant Coach is not feeling well, because the two of them have lived together for a long time, and sometimes their menstrual periods will become the same. ”

He doesn't need to be polite at the home of his sworn enemy, so the Scotsman unceremoniously mocks Manchester City's coaching staff as a bunch of who can't afford to lose.

Qin Good, who was sitting with him, couldn't help but shrug his shoulders.

The press officer smiled wryly and announced that the press conference had begun – the manager could slip away, but he still had to stick to his post and do his duty.

Manchester Evening News reporter Samuel Luckhorst, a reporter from a local newspaper that Chingud also regularly interacts with, praised Manchester United's performance today as a dream before asking the question, "Jazz, did this hearty win make you sweep away the depression of last season?" ”

"Oh, no, of course not." Ferguson shook his head firmly as he laughed and listened to him praise himself.

Luckhorst was a little surprised, and his peers behind him were also puzzled, but Qin Goode already knew what the head coach was going to say.

Sure enough, Ferguson leaned his upper body on the table and raised his index finger at the media: "It's just a game, in a few months' time, I'll welcome Mr Mancini at Old Trafford," the old man tapped his forehead lightly, "I hope he will still be the manager of Manchester City by then." ”

The media, who are closer to Manchester United or like to watch the buzz, burst into laughter.

"Gud-Qin has scored 99 goals this year, do you think he will set a record that will be difficult for future generations to achieve?" Luckhorst asked again.

"He's sitting less than ten centimeters next to me, why don't you ask him personally?" Ferguson made a little joke with him and then continued to shake his head, "I don't think he's going to set an unattainable record. ”

All the reporters were stunned: "Do you still think this record is not scary enough?" ”

"IMHO, do you think Messi will surpass this record?" Someone shouted that this person must be an undercover agent sent by the Catalan media.

This time, even Qin Gude couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.

"Don't be surprised, don't doubt it, I'll tell you," Ferguson said, "before September this year, he was in the Bundesliga, and his team had one league game and two League Cups and many FA Cup games compared to the Premier League, oh, and he missed the first two league games of the new season, so when he stayed fit and fit into 2013, the record set was a real one. ”

Although arithmetic is true, let's be honest, maintain an efficiency of two goals per game...... It's a very difficult thing for anyone.

"I'm glad the manager has so much faith in my ability, I think he's absolutely right," Qin Goode also said, "I welcome everyone to start counting me from January 1 next year, if I didn't score 100 goals in the whole year, I would have stripped naked and jumped off the canal in Manchester on December 31, 2013." ”

"Oh yes, welcome to the overseers, if I don't finish, you have the right to carry me out of any place and throw me into the river, the laws of the British Empire have no effect here." The corners of his mouth curled up into a wild, indescribable smile. (To be continued.) )