Chapter 20: Your Boyfriend Has Fallen
Faced with the problem that the rooster was very speechless, I was able to complain in my heart, and I didn't dare to say it, in case I angered that damn idiot rooster and was eaten, I would be unlucky.
In the face of that damn and narcissistic cock, I can only go the Huairou route.
"Also...... I can't die yet, it's just, I just need a break. "I said it very hard, my mind was still spinning and I hadn't regained my sense of balance.
"Great, great, it's good that you're not dead, it's good that you're not dead." The rooster crowed happily when he saw me talking.
Listen, what is it called good not to be dead, not to be fine, what kind of chicken is this?
I'm so bitter in my heart, I don't know how to answer, how can I chat? Can you still have a good chat?
I was very depressed and didn't know what to say, so I closed my eyes, hoping to get better soon, and the feeling of motion sickness was really uncomfortable.
"Hey, you talk, you're not going to die, are you?" Just as I closed my eyes and wanted to rest and let the motion sickness pass, the crowed anxiously.
I really want to kill that damn cock right now, can you give me a break, why is it so annoying, can I do it in this situation now?
Half of my life was tormented, so why is it so difficult to lie down and be quiet? This was sent from heaven to play with me, right?
I was so depressed that I didn't know what to say, but where was the damn rooster still crowing, still there, for fear that his love would be ruined if I died.
With great difficulty, I opened my eyes and said to the, "Can you give me a few minutes of rest?" I'm dying now. ”
"A few minutes is a few minutes? How long is a few minutes? Is it okay in a few minutes? The rooster immediately asked with concern, and I didn't know if he really cared about me or if he was deliberately arguing with me.
I don't know how many minutes are, I don't know how long a few minutes are, and I don't have my phone with me, how do I know?
I'm already feeling bad, and now I'm constantly being noisy by that damn cock, where can I rest.
"Alright, alright, I've rested, now it's fine." I yelled in frustration, if I rested any longer, I would definitely be killed by that guy.
"So fast? Is it okay so soon? Let's get started now. The rooster said excitedly, as if he was concerned about me, but in fact he was concerned about his love.
I heard the rooster's words, and I looked around with difficulty, and sure enough, not far away I saw a hen quietly looking for the worm in the grass.
Isn't that our protagonist today? No wonder the rooster was so excited.
It turns out that it has already arrived at the place, no wonder it is so anxious to monkey anxious, saying that the monkey is anxious, how can this chicken be more anxious than the monkey?
Looking at where the hens are looking for something to eat, and there are no other chickens around, isn't that the best way to strike up and confess?
So I said to the rooster, "Now you can go up and talk, but in the right way." ”
"What's the method?" The rooster asked depressedly.
I'm speechless about that, what should I say? It was at this time that a caterpillar crawled in front of my eyes, so I said to the rooster, "Do you see that caterpillar?" ”
"See, what's wrong?" The rooster asked, confused.
"You watch, I'll show you, you learn."
"Okay."
After saying that, I quickly crawled towards the hairy rush, and then immediately shouted loudly not long after: "Hi beauty." ”
The caterpillar looked at me suspiciously, not knowing what was going on.
"Beauty, your boyfriend has dropped." I said to the caterpillar with affection.
"I don't have a boyfriend, do I?" The caterpillar said suspiciously.
"Not before, but now you have it, you just need to pick me up gently, and you have it."
"Nasty." The caterpillar said shyly.
Although he said it was annoying, he crawled towards me, then stopped beside me and asked, "Are you okay?" I see you are weak. ”
"As long as you're around, it's fine." I'm about to throw up what I said, but that's all I can do to survive.
"Nasty." The caterpillar was very shy and crawled away.
I immediately gave the rooster a look, but the rooster was still standing dumbfounded, so I exclaimed in annoyance, "Why are you still standing stupidly?" It's not going to be on yet. ”
"Oh, yes, I'll give it a try." When the rooster had finished speaking, he walked over to the hen.
When he walked behind the hen, he fell directly to the ground and shouted very loudly: "Beauty." ”
The hen called Flowey turned around and looked at it very suspiciously, and asked, "What's wrong with you?" ”
"Beauty, your boyfriend has dropped." The rooster said excitedly.
"I don't have a boyfriend." The hen said.
Great, it's all according to the script, it's basically a success, it seems that my little life has been saved, I looked at me from a distance and thought proudly.
"You just have to come over and gently lift me up, then you have a boyfriend." The rooster said happily, "It's all about getting my true biography."
"Sick." The hen walked to the side.
Damn, this sentence is sick, not only am I stunned, but the rooster is also stunned, isn't the plot like this?
The rooster was embarrassed and stunned, I don't know what to do, this is what I didn't expect, and he didn't expect it, until the hen Huahua walked away, the rooster slowly walked back.
The expression is depressed, so what to describe as if a defeated rooster should be like this.
Even I felt distressed when I saw it, and it was really hard to find true love.
"Failed." The rooster said discouragedly.
"It's not terrible to fail once, it's terrible to lose the confidence to work hard, come on you can." I hurriedly encouraged, I'm afraid that the guy will eat me in a bad mood.
"That's right, I'm so handsome, how can I be rejected by a hen? That Huahua must be testing me, testing my determination to love. "The rooster was still decadent just now, and in an instant it stood in front of my eyes with brilliance.
It's changing too fast, isn't it? I knew I didn't have to persuade him.
Even I didn't accept the change of the rooster for the first time, and stood there stunned.
"Leave it to me if you have any other way, I have to learn, for love." The rooster said very nobly with lofty ideals.
I looked unusually speechless, but I can't refuse yet, it seems that I'm using a killer weapon.
"Let's go, I'll take you to get it all at once this time." I was annoyed and said, I don't believe I can't handle a hen.
So the rooster took me and sneakily ran over to the hen's place, and then laid me down behind a big tree.
We cautiously saw the hen grinding its mouth in a clean place, and here I will explain to the reader that the so-called chicken grinding its mouth is to grind its mouth regularly, so as to ensure that the mouth is sharp and sharp.
And where the hen was doing it now, I said to the, "This time you go the romantic route." ”
"What is a romantic route?" The rooster said very depressedly.
I looked around again to see if there were any small animals passing by, but after looking for a long time, I noticed a caterpillar crawling in front of us.
So I said to the, "Look, I'll show you again." ”
"Okay, I'll watch." The rooster was unusually happy.
So I quickly crawled over to the caterpillar and asked, "Beauty, I'm lost, can I ask for the next way?" ”
The caterpillar turned around in surprise, and then instinctively said, "Go there?" ”
"When I saw you, I got lost, and I don't know how to get to your heart?" I asked gently.
"You can try to climb into my arms first." The caterpillar said shyly.
"Your father must be a thief, right?" I said very gently.
"Huh?" The caterpillar was visibly stunned, and wondered what I meant by that?
"Otherwise, how could the two brightest stars in the sky be so bright and charming in your eyes." I said with emotion, I also fought hard to survive, I didn't have a hundred to the girl when I grew so big, but I didn't expect that today I was on the caterpillar twice in a row, and it was a strange success.
"I hate it, my father is a good man." The caterpillar said shyly.
While saying that he had leaned towards me for a year, the caterpillar was leaning towards me, and I was retreating, I was just a drill, you must not take it seriously.
"Do you think it's better for us to go to my father now, and let him tell me how he went to the sky to steal the two brightest stars?" The caterpillar immediately leaned over and looked like a nymphomaniac.
"What, I still have something to do now, you wait for me to find you next time." With that, I crawled towards the's position.
"Hmph......" The caterpillar was visibly angry, and then crawled away very unhappily.
"See, right?" I said to the rooster watching the play.
"I see, I see." The rooster said excitedly.
"Well, it's up to you now, remember not to be nervous, it must be romantic, it must be natural." I said to the rooster.
Actually, I'm more nervous than the rooster, and if I don't succeed, I really can't do anything, and if I don't, I'll really end up being eaten by the rooster.
So I was very nervous and explained to the rooster, and completely substituted myself into it, just thinking that the rooster could confess success.
"Okay, I'll go." The rooster walked up to the hen.