Chapter 5: Strange Script
The two of them had a beautiful meal, Jiang Jibai took the initiative to snatch the bowl and wash it, and sang while washing, "Oh my God~~~~ Hate it~~~~~ starvation~~~~~~ how cold it is in the middle of winter, how cold in the middle of winter, how cold in the middle of winter, how cold in the middle of winter, ~~~~~how cold in the middle of winter, how
Wen Che rubbed his ears, he admitted that his cousin, as a professional, never said anything about the dubbing, but this singing really didn't dare to compliment.
At this moment, Jiang Jibai, who is completely forgetful, has already sung to the high. The tide is part, "How cold it is~~~ I play in the mud in the Northeast, although the Northeast is not big, I don't have a home in Dalian~~~~"
The singing voice had completely overshadowed the sound of the mobile phone, Wen Che watched the mobile phone slide over and over the coffee table, stared at it for many seconds before tearing out his throat and shouting, "Cousin, phone!" ”
"Hey, who's it?"
Wen Che glanced at it, "There is no note, from our city." ”
"Oh, who's that?" Jiang Jibai wiped his hands and came over to pick it up, and just when he wanted to ask who you were, the person over there shouted in a thick voice, "I heard that you have a villa for rent, how is the room?" ”
Jiang Jibai's eyes lit up, and he lip-synced at Wen Che, "Renting a house." ”
Wen Che nodded, and went to chat with people again.
Jiang Jibai immediately switched to the salesman and catering service staff mode, although he was still a little stupid, but he still praised his family seriously. During this period, the loud-voiced man asked a bunch of questions that he didn't know where they came from, and Jiang Jibai patiently answered them one by one, until he hung up the phone, then he let out a long breath and sat down on the sofa.
"How?" Wen Che asked without raising his head.
"I said I would come to see the house tomorrow, and I was tired of answering the phone."
Wen Che lowered his head and laughed quietly, "I don't know, I thought you were a professional in real estate sales." ”
"Really?" Jiang is happy, he just wants to exercise by himself and apply it at any time.
Wen Che raised his head and frowned, "I don't seem to be easy to get along with when I hear that tone." ”
"Well, it doesn't matter what he does, if he doesn't get along, he won't rent it to him, and I will rent it to whoever I like."
Wen Che shook his head and smiled at his cousin's appearance, looking at this tone.
Jiang Jibai suddenly remembered something, "By the way, Xiao Che, you have time to teach me how to cook, just cook at home, what I make is really not delicious." ”
Wen Che was puzzled, "How did you think of cooking?" ”
Jiang Jibai was silent for a long time, "Alone, I haven't done much after being outside for a year, do you think I'm all thin and out of shape?" ”
"yes." Wen Che handed over a big grape, "In the future, I will cook and raise you for nothing." ”
That doesn't sound right? "Xiao Che, you will have someone to raise in the future, where is your cousin's turn, hahaha." Jiang Jibai sighed for a while, and suddenly remembered that his cousin is a lovelorn person, so it's best not to mention these sad things.
Wen Che was really distracted when he listened to his cousin's words, he used to go to Langyue Tower every day to learn cooking skills from the masters, although he was just an errand boy, but he cooked for that person every weekend, and he was very happy to see him gobbling up. At that time, it seemed that he was full of energy every day, studying recipes and seasonings all day long, and he followed the devil, but now, since the breakup that day, he hasn't even sent a state, and this person seems to have evaporated from the world.
Wen Che gritted his teeth and recalled for a long time, faintly feeling that his back molars hurt a little, it must have been too hard when he gnawed on the ribs today. He touched his chin and stood up, "Cousin, I'll go rest for a while, are you sleeping?" ”
"Then you sleep, I'll go upstairs and play first."
Jiang Jibai wanted to see how the new ones sprouted from the network matched were now, and he was taken aback when he opened Weibo, there were more than 200 fans, and he didn't rise so much with a large number, okay?
Click in to take a look.,Net-matched Lian Meng really praised him.,What's so tricky, so cute, the young sound (the sound) must come to one.,I'm more soft and cute to accept any molestion or something.,Isn't this harmful to him? Then he also pasted a paragraph of his voice, only a small one, which was cut from the sound of Jiang's gray hair. Jiang Jibai listened to it, and couldn't help but be a little complacent, he didn't think that what he heard from other people's links was different, and it was not an ordinary rush!
The girls commented very enthusiastically, Jiang was both white and red, I don't know if it was because of the juvenile dubbing and really thinking of himself as a teenager.
Full of a girl's heart.
A capitalized voice control: Sao Nian, please come to my arms, hey, I want to give you a hemp, I must give birth to such a child in the future~
Dangbaios: Originally, everyone called me Dad, but now it's finally my turn to be a son, Ma Ma, you don't have to worry about my pseudo boy voice anymore.
Ye Yaoqi: I think of that summer, the boy sleeping lightly under the acacia tree, and a faint kiss, and the sweet mint fragrance.
Neither Bai os: It must be a young author with youthful feelings, and he must not discourage the enthusiasm of others.
Xianqing gave me my pity: I only thought of one sentence, and when I saw a gentleman, I didn't like it.
Jiang Jibai: ...... Thank you for your love.
I really didn't expect it to be very popular, Jiang Jibai thought that even if this voice was forgotten tomorrow, there would be no regrets. In a person's life, the voice cannot remain the same forever, he was also a layman at the beginning, and he broke in, but what he didn't expect was that he came to this day step by step. It's just a kind of his voice, but he wants to amplify it, like a living teenager, the former self.
Thinking about it, he was moved by himself, Jiang Jibai was in a trance, and he was disturbed by the prompt sound. This is the first time to send him a private message.
This is a girl named Ah Jiu.
Ah Jiu is a house girl: Ah Nuo, may I ask if Lord Xiaobai is there, contemptible Ah Jiu.
Dongfang Bai: Girl is good o(*^▽^*)o
Ah Jiu is a house girl: The adult is polite, I am a screenwriter, I want to find a teenager with a juvenile voice, I heard the adult's voice, and please don't dislike it, take this play.
Jiang Jibai listened to the girl's words really interestingly, and the adults were embarrassed.
Dongfang Bai: The girl calls me Xiaobai, I'm really not used to being called like this.
Ah Jiu is an otaku girl: I'm sorry, Xiaobai, then do you want to read the script first? I'll send it to you.
Dongfang Bai: Okay, I'll take a look and get back to you.
Ah Jiu is an otaku girl: Thank you, Lord Xiaobai. ~(^_^)~
It can be seen that this girl is really a very shy girl, but there is a serious energy in talking to her.
The two added Q, and she sent the script over.
Jiang Jibai thought of something else, and asked two more questions: Is everyone else in the crew together? What about the doctors?
Ah Jiu: Don't hide it from Lord Xiaobai, in fact, there are only two people now, Sweet Potato and I, Sweet Potato is the director, and I am the screenwriter and artist.
Jiang Jibai really didn't know what to say, so he had to ask again: "What about other CVs?" ”
Ah Jiu: For the time being, it's just you.
What an unreliable crew, Jiang Jibai was about to flip the table, but he couldn't help it, hey, he didn't remember the last time he lifted the table, it seems that his temper is getting better and better now, no way, it's big, it's not a hairy boy who pulls out a gun and moves a sword at every turn.
Ah Jiu: Don't dislike it, we will really do it well, I wrote this script for half a year, and changed it for half a year, I really tried my best. _~Woowoo......
Jiang Bai listened a lot and deserved a lot of life and death, so he naturally wouldn't be moved by a small expression, but he still put the script down.
Dongfang Bai: Do I want to audition? Just record one of them.
Ah Jiu: Okay, please rest assured, we will work hard. Come on, sir.
In fact, this is really a very good girl, Jiang Jibai still thought so when he opened the script, of course, he completely affirmed this idea after reading the script.
A young man who has been studying in a private school, and has read a lot of sage books, but one day he suddenly had an epiphany, and it should be time for him to marry a wife. So he locked the door of his house and went to Beijing. The capital was bustling, and his little silver tael was quickly spent, but he still didn't find his wife. When he met people, he asked, "Have you seen my wife?" ”
Others laughed at him, a madman looking for a wife, or early in the city god temple to occupy a place to sleep.
It turned out that he had been reduced to the beggar's share, so he became a beggar, begging and looking for a wife. When others asked him again, he could actually tell what his wife looked like. After asking again and again, I really asked. The man slapped his thigh, isn't this the girl from the Ruyi Pavilion? So he went to the Ruyi Pavilion every day to beg, and finally was beaten half to death and thrown out. One day when he was hungry and cold, there was a girl who was exactly like him and brought him food, and he was so hungry that he said to her, "You are not the wife I am looking for." ”
The girl was gone, and he wandered around the streets, and everyone bullied him, but there were still girls who went to him, gave him food, and left. He did a lot of things, but it seemed like he had done nothing, and in the end it was all in vain. Until one day, he ran barefoot through the streets, saying that he had seen his wife. When others asked, it turned out that they saw the current favorite concubine Xuan Concubine who went to incense, and everyone was silent. The next day, the boy was taken away by the government and never returned.
This script is strangely written, even the lines are a bit nonsensical, in a word, I just don't understand much. It's in the clouds. It is a bit similar to Wang Xiaobo's "In Search of Wushuang", with a bit of postmodernism.
And there is no name for the script until now, but no matter how you look at it, Jiang Jibai likes it very much, and even missed the nap when he saw it. He took a lot of books, both good and bad, and sometimes he was immune, even though he said Thunder's lines in his mouth, but he had to read it out with emotion.
It took a long time, but when Wen Che came to him, he still had two eyes wide open, as if he was in a demon.
Wen Che knocked on his door, and then told Jiang Jibai a message, "The person who rented the house has already come, he said that he has no time tomorrow, he will come and see it today, call me and now he is at the door." ”
Jiang Jibai immediately walked out, "Then why didn't you let him in?" ”
Wen Che hesitated for a moment, and then came over with his ear, "I think this person is a bit dangerous, like a killer. ”
"Huh?" Jiang Ji's eyes widened, there are still killers in these years, don't you come to rob them, right?