Chapter 12 is all laughing and smoking!

"That's it! Now we're down to business. ”

Zhao Wei straightened his expression, coughed, and continued:

"The drama "Never Expected" is a mini-type sitcom, and I borrowed the genre from the previous classic sitcoms "I Love My Home" and "Happy Family".

"Each episode is a separate one or two funny stories, not only with elements such as costumes, history and martial arts, but also elements such as modern city, workplace and romance, and the time limit of each episode is about five minutes."

The three animals changed their previous carelessness, and all of them pricked up their ears in earnest.

Zhao Wei saw the serious appearance of the three of them, and his enthusiasm became even higher, and he raised his voice a little and said, "Hmm." The name of the first episode of the first season of "Never Expected" is "Low-cost Martial Arts Drama". ”

"Oh my God! Martial arts dramas? viagra, are you mistaken, now that martial arts dramas are already rotten streets, do you still dare to shoot them? What courage! Wu Fei raised his hand to interrupt Zhao Wei's words, and he shook his head like a rattle and said, indicating that he was not optimistic.

The other two animals in the dormitory also nodded their heads in unison to agree with Wu Fei's point of view.

"The dog baby is obedient, don't be impatient!"

Zhao Wei smiled, waved his hand and continued:

"Please listen to me finish the script and then comment on it. The focus of the episodes of "Low-Cost Martial Arts Drama" is not on martial arts dramas, but on low cost! ”

"The general content of this story is like this: a beautiful princess was captured by the terrifying villain Great Demon King, and then my male protagonist immediately appeared on the stage, I took the big knife that was already hungry and thirsty, defeated the terrifying villain Great Demon King, and finally saved the princess The story."

"Puff puff!"

Xiao Jian made a blood-vomiting gesture, and couldn't help but immediately raise his hand to interject, he said disdainfully: "Viagra, buddy was completely defeated by you!" A mouthful of old blood is about to spurt out! A garbage and old-fashioned martial arts drama like you has to release at least dozens of new dramas every year, without the slightest novelty and highlights! ”

Xiao Jian also expressed the thoughts of the other two animals, and Hou Jun and Wu Fei said in unison: "That's right! ”

Zhao Wei didn't refute, but nodded and said, "Yes." People are right! ”

The three animals in the dormitory had grown their mouths and did not understand this.

Hou Jun pondered for a moment, and said quite unpleasantly: "Viagra! Mudma has been doing it for a long time, just to make a script that will inevitably hit the street to tease me? Lie on the grass, your uncle! The brothers really don't have any interest in this drama, and they will lose their reputation and character! ”

"The world is so beautiful, but you are so grumpy, this is not good, it is very bad." Zhao Wei said with a smile: "Let me emphasize again, the focus of this episode is not martial arts dramas, but low cost!" So, please keep your little eyes open! Now buddy will show you the wonderful lines and performances in this episode. ”

Zhao Wei took out a thin blanket from the wardrobe that was covered on a hot day, tied it around his neck, and said, "Okay." Now I, the male protagonist, are wearing a costume plus chic long hair, and a very stylish cape, so I make a shining debut. ”

Then, Zhao Wei was expressionless, and began to introduce himself with an extremely stern expression: "My name is Zhao Dazhui, I am an actor, and I am filming a low-budget martial arts drama. ”

He imitated the cute expression of the white guest fairy in his memory, opened his mouth slightly, looked at everyone with straight eyes, and matched a expressionless zombie face, and the comedy effect was immediately revealed.

Joke! Back then, my buddy had been running in the film and television base for two years, and there was a way for the sword to be sharpened, and this acting skill can be said to be perfect! It's not the slightest difficulty to imitate someone else's performance!

The three animals in the dormitory were originally a little lazy, but they were firmly attracted by Zhao Wei's wonderful opening show!

Zhao Wei picked up the rusty small fruit knife on his table with his hand, slowly lifted it up, slowly turned his gaze to the fruit knife in his hand, and said, "This is my weapon!" What kind of rusty fruit knife is it?! ”

"Ting!" Zhao Wei imitated the glowing sound of the treasure knife with his voice, and continued: "At this time, I need the dog baby to add a super cool flash special effect to my treasure knife in the post-editing!" Remember, be sure to blind the audience! ”

The three animals laughed together, and Hou Jun gave a thumbs up and praised with a smile: "Viagra!" This idea is really good! ”

Zhao Wei continued to perform, and said speechlessly at the rusty fruit knife: "It's already of this quality, and it's flashing?!" ”

The laughter of the three animals grew louder!

Zhao Wei continued to perform very professionally, while explaining how to deal with the post-production special effects, so that the three animals in the bedroom were like taking laughing medicine, laughing so much that they couldn't stop!

When I heard Zhao Wei say that extremely classic line, "My career has no regrets, I think of the running in the sunset that day, that was the ...... of my lost youth", Xiao Jian jumped up from the stool with a swish, slapped his leg hard, and shouted loudly: "I solemnly declare: The role of the terrifying villain big demon king is contracted by me!" ”

When it comes to the final finale, the male protagonist played by Zhao Wei finally defeated the N terrifying villains played by Xiao Jian, and followed the princess played by Xiao Jian, when they were "happy" together, several animals in the dormitory all laughed!

In the end, all three animals laughed and lay on the stool, holding their stomachs and straightening up!

After laughing for a few more minutes, the three animals could finally recover their strength, Xiao Jian patted Zhao Wei's shoulder, and said with great admiration: "Okay! Viagra! It's really three days, and you should be impressed! I haven't seen you for a winter vacation, and you can come up with such a good script. Great God! Dude is completely on your knees, please take my knees! ”

Hou Jun and Wu Fei also echoed and said: "Viagra, please also accept my knee +1!" ”

"Who else? I'll just ask who else? Zhao Wei looked up to the sky and laughed three times, and asked domineeringly: "Who else dares to say that buddy's script must hit the street?!" Huh?! ”

Hou Jun hurriedly made a fist and said, "Viagra God!" The little one has eyes and no beads, please let the little one go as a fart! The youngest one is an eighty-eight-year-old mother, and the next one is a six-month-and-six-day-old baby waiting to be fed......"

After a few animals teased and frolicked with each other, they began to seriously discuss the division of labor and cooperation, and each of them was assigned corresponding tasks, Hou Jun and Wu Fei were mainly responsible for the preparation of costumes and props and equipment, as well as shooting and post-editing, while Xiao Jian was responsible for assisting the two of them in the task.

Zhao Wei's task is the most critical, he is mainly responsible for writing down the script lines of "Never Expected" in words, and then guiding Xiao Jian to familiarize himself with and substitute the terrifying villain in "Low-cost Martial Arts Drama" The role of the terrifying villain big devil, after all, everyone is studying the directing profession, and acting is not what they are good at.

At this time, Zhao Wei can be said to be full of thoughts, and after more than half an hour, he completed the script lines of "Low-cost Martial Arts Drama", and threw it directly to Xiao Jian, telling him to memorize the lines first.

With persistent efforts and hard work, Zhao Wei spent more than half an hour to complete the second episode of "Never Expected" - the creation of the script lines of "Have Many Children" very smoothly!

Zhao Wei put down the pen in his hand, he was in a very happy mood, he smiled very openly, hum, the time is ripe, the script is done! It's time for buddy to go and meet the beautiful Guan Guan Mei paper today!

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