Extra 1 Emiya Shirou's family plan

February 2, 1 p.m

"It's all empty" Emiya Shirou looked at the bank card + piggy bank + wallet in front of him and sighed, "Sure enough, I knew that this day would not come too late"

"Shirou? Did something happen? Saber asked

"No, nothing," Emiya Shirou barely managed to squeeze out a smile, "Saber, you wait at home first, I'll go out"

"Well, I see, please come back soon," Saber smiled gently

(What should I do if I tell Saber about this at this time, I'm going to die?) Emiya Shirou lifted his coat

All the money in the family is used to buy food, and the result is a fiscal deficit, and it is all eaten by Saber alone, which is definitely a curry stick!!

(I can only go and borrow money) Emiya Shirou, who has made up his mind, strode out of the house

Tosaka family

"I admire your courage, and at the same time I feel your IQ" Rin Tosaka raised his forehead and said, "Why did you think of coming to me to borrow money"

"Because don't you have gems in your house, I want to come to you to borrow some because the price of gems has risen recently," Emiya Shirou scratched his head, "Is it okay?" ”

"It's not impossible, but you're going to find a black market" Rin Tosaka took out two gems from the pocket of her skirt, "My gems are full of magic, and ordinary jewelry stores will be affected when they are identified, and there is a good chance that they will think it's a fake, and you're going to sell them to magicians"

"Rin, do you know where you can find such a shop?"

"How can you know that there is a rule in our Tosaka family's family motto: as a magician, you must not sell any gems in your home" Rin Tosaka said helplessly, "But this time it doesn't count as my sale, so it doesn't matter"

"Then thank you," Emiya Shirou took the jewel, and then asked as if he remembered something, "By the way, why do you say you admire my courage?" ”

"Because"

"Emiya Shirou!" There was a middle-spirited roar from upstairs

"My Father Is Home"

"Ahhh!!hhh Screaming and running away

"Ahem, it seems that it was too rude" Tosaka Tokitomi pulled his tie "Rin, did you give him your gem just now"

"I'm sorry father," Rin Tosaka apologized

"No, I knew he would come to you sooner or later to borrow money" Tosaka Tokitomi looked at the back of Emiya Shirou and his face was pleasant

"Father, since you know, you will prove you" Rin Tosaka, who was deeply moved, thought that he had reconciled with Shirou

"I've changed all your gems, and if you hold them in your hand for three minutes, they'll explode," Tosaka said with a light smile

"Bang!" The next moment, a mushroom cloud had risen outside the door

"Rin Tosaka was messy in the wind

The family of Kiri

"That's it, so I hope Sakura you can do me a favor" Emiya Shirou wiped the sweat from his head, "And what? Rider, can you help me get the word on? ”

It's been guarded against as a bad guy.,It seems that the safety factor of the Kirito family has increased by several levels.

"Wait," Medusa parked her bike and walked inside

"Is this Rider's new vehicle" Emiya Shirou looked at her mount, "I see, purple women's bicycle"

Speaking of which, the Rider's ride A+ should still be kept, right? It seems that Sakura's travel will be much more convenient in the future

It's good to talk about the inherent functions of Gilgamesh, after all, it is the golden rule, the kind that will not be short of money for the rest of your life

"Sakura asked me to give you an answer" Medusa opened the door "Please seniors let me go to your house to cook, then no matter how much money there is, there is no problem"

"Goodbye!" Are you kidding! You'll be killed! Shiki of Shura Field has already told him what it is like, how can he dare to experience it for himself!

Yanfeng Church

"It's you," Karene greeted when she saw Emiya Shirou, "what's the matter?" ”

"Is that Kim Shin at home," Emiya Shirou said embarrassedly

"Huh? Looking for him? He's in the guest room at the end of the left, he won't come out on his own at this time, but you can go to him yourself" Karene tilted her head and said, "What are you looking for him?" ”

"That," Emiya Shirou hesitated and didn't answer

"Poof, I see" Karin pursed her lips and chuckled, "I see, you're working hard."

It's a shame

"Bang bang!" By the time Emiya Shirou stood at the door of the room, the sound of video games could be heard in the room

"Dong Dong" resisted the desire to complain in his heart. Look, Emiya Shirou knocked on the door

"Who?! This king is hitting the interesting place and dares to disturb me?! "The door is opened" Dim Sum, wait until three o'clock, isn't this Saber's master? Find this king something?"

"Hello" Emiya Shirou squeezed out a smile, "There's something I want to ask you about"

"If it's a quarrel with Saber, then the king refuses to help" Gilgamesh got out of the way, "The king can listen to you about other things, come in, be careful not to step on things"

(Is his temper so good) Emiya Shirou said in surprise in his heart

"Drip" Gilgamesh casually picked up the remote control and paused the TV screen

"Holy!" Emiya Shirou couldn't help but exclaim, "Could this be all gold?!" ”

"What a fuss, that's right, of course what is worthy of this king will be pure gold" Gilgamesh said proudly, "what? Do humans think these things are valuable?"

"Although the price of gold has been falling all these years, it should be quite valuable," Emiya Shirou stood aside and said with a wry smile

"By the way, what are you going to say," Gilgamesh said lazily as she leaned back on the couch, "it can't be that she really quarreled with Saber?" ”

"That" Emiya Shirou had no choice but to report his intentions, and when he finished speaking, his face was also covered with shame

"Hahaha!! It's Saber!! Gilgamesh slapped the table and laughed wildly, "This appetite is really not ordinary, well, worthy of being a king, hahahaha!" ”

"Is that okay then?" Emiya Shirou held back his shame and said

"Although the king doesn't mind, he can't let you get it for nothing," Gilgamesh stopped laughing with difficulty, "The king gives you a job, you only need to work for six hours at a time, and you can make a lot of money, and as long as you are short of money, you can come to the king at any time to ask for this job"

"Forever vacant?!" Emiya Shirou said urgently

"Of course, after all, it is the work that this king has provided for you" Gilgamesh casually pulled out a blank piece of paper from the messy jade table, and then threw him a pen, "For the sake of your hard work, the first work does not require you to do it very hard"

"Clear the river, go to Liudong Temple to negotiate about compensation, and then go to the Clock Tower to find the King of Conquest, oh, by the way, you can also go to Einzberen's house with more time" Gilgamesh wrote the work items one by one, "Take it, when it's done, come to the king, and ask the parties to sign when it's done, now you can go, the king still has to play games"

"Sorry, but these jobs were supposed to be?"

"The daily life in the church, there are still some follow-up work about this Holy Grail War" Gilgamesh stood up, and there are also some private affairs of the king in it, what? Don't want to? ”

"Nope! Very willingly! Emiya Shirou didn't expect this job to be so simple: "Thank you!" I'll do it right away! ”

"Human," Gilgamesh shook his head, "what a hard creature."

"But thanks," Gilgamesh smiled pleasantly, "stupid boy, where is the king's job so good?"

Silly boy, don't die~

port

"Cleaning up the river? But the river here is very clean," Emiya Shirou scratched his head, "What the hell do you want to clean up?" ”

"Huh?" Enomiya Shirou, who was going to take out a note to see if there was a mistake in the work location, suddenly noticed another point

A dog is drawn underneath the note

And Cúchulainn was sitting in the harbor fishing

the !!!

(I knew I knew he wouldn't be that kind!!) Emiya Shirou roared in his heart, this is definitely revenge that has found an opportunity!

"Huh?" Cú Chulainn glanced at Emiya Shirou, "What?" It's you kid, don't you go to class in the afternoon to come here to see the sea? ”

"Today is the weekend," Shirou Emiya cautiously approached Cúchulainn, "Bazet...... What about Miss? ”

"Why do you suddenly call her a young lady She is still packing up at home, didn't you say it, on the seventh a few of us are going to leave Tokyo" Cú Chulainn pulled the hook hard and "cut, and I didn't catch it"

"Then I'll take my leave," Emiya Shirou bowed, and then fled quickly

“???” Three question marks popped up in Cuchulainn's head: "Why is this kid suddenly so respectful?" Could it be that he wants to go on a date with Bazet? ”

Thirty minutes later

"Berserker, it's the one over there" Emiya Shirou pointed at Cúchulainn, "Please, that guy is lonely"

"Roar!!" So Hercules roared and threw himself at Cúchulainn

Nani ?!! What do you want to do?! said that Lao Tzu is not a dog, how can it be repaired!! "The flower shirt immediately turned into a tights

"Roar!!" Poor Hercules, who is still unable to speak human words even though he is not in a state of madness, and why did Elijah ask him to come out and buy batteries? Aren't there still two maids in the house?

Oh, by the way, Daddy Kiritsugu is still tied to her house, and I guess he is now being guarded by two maids

Rest in peace, Daddy

"Ahhhhh!!hh There was a scream from Cúchulainn, good, the first job was done!

Liudong Temple

"I'm just here to talk!! Don't hit me! Emiya Shirou hurriedly ran out of the temple gate

"Hahaha! Boy, I'll just say don't talk to Caster about money," Sasaki laughed

"I didn't know she was short of money!" Emiya Shirou complained loudly

"Well,I heard that it's a lack of money for travel" Sasaki leaned against the edge of the door, "I've been in a hurry lately, and whoever talks to her about money she bites the kind of thing"

"That's pretty scary, right, what are you going to do if Caster is gone?" Emiya Shirou was surprised, "Do you plan to stand at the door all the time?" ”

"No, I'm going to go around," Sasaki said with a smile, "I found out, as long as I hold the loess here, I can leave the mountain gate, and then I'm going to be a ronin again."

"That doesn't sound easy," said Emiya Shirou, "worthy of a samurai."

"Don't say that, I'm still early," Kojiro Sasaki looked up at the sky, "At least economically, yes"

"After all, you're all poor ghosts," Emiya Shirou said, holding his forehead

But forget it, anyway, it's just a matter of talking, and I don't have to negotiate it myself, so it should be considered a job done, right?

Clock Tower

"Huh? Rider? Rider is going back to England first," Webber looked up from the text and hurriedly replied, "There are a bunch of things here to be shipped back to the UK, so he drove back on the Shenwei wheel last night, so don't get in the way of you if you have nothing to do!" I'm busy here! ”

"Oh!" Emiya Shirou also immediately hurriedly retired, after all, the atmosphere here was too heavy

"Yikes! Isn't this Archer's ex?" someone patted him behind him, "What are you doing here?"

"Caster," Emiya Shirou turned his head, and Tamamo was standing in front of him in a lounge suit, "What are you doing here?" ”

"The brush is talking to me, after all, both parties have the ability to attract the opposite sex" I don't know why, but today's Tamamo looks particularly happy

"Oh, I'm here to finish my work," Emiya Shirou replied

"Work? Ah~ It's hard to raise a Saber at home, right" Yuzao chuckled and showed his sharp tiger teeth, "Huhu~ So it's still Xiaoyu, I'm the best~ When I'm not fighting, I'm also an all-round housekeeper~"

"I can see it," Emiya Shirou smiled bitterly, "Is your master okay lately?" ”

"Hmm~ I'm very happy~ It's the same every day~" Tamamo responded happily

(If he can be happy, he will have a ghost) Emiya Shirou strongly slandered in his heart, probably because he was tortured by the overly enthusiastic Tamamo every day to the point that he was not human

"I always think that you have something very bad in your heart," Yuzao squinted in front of him, "I guess you're questioning Xiaoyu's ability to be a good wife!" ”

"What the hell is a good wife, so I don't have that kind of rude thought" Emiya Shirou decisively signaled no, although he really thought

"Well~ But it's no wonder~ I'm afraid that Saber at home won't be able to do housework~ And his chest is flat, and his appearance is not as good-looking as Xiaoyu" Yuzao said proudly, "Plus you, the Master, don't have enough financial ability to support her, no wonder you are so anxious~"

"This has nothing to do with you," Emiya Shirou forced his anger to suppress

"Really? Then I'll be talking nonsense, come on~Bye-bye~" Tamamo waved his hand, but immediately clapped his hands as if he had suddenly realized, "By the way, the master Sama has something to tell you"

"If you really can't raise Saber, then you can come to me to borrow money, Gilgamesh's job won't be easy" Tamamo turned around and chuckled, "Master cares about you too, because you're all alike~"

"Ah, thank you" Emiya Shirou also smiled and replied, "Definitely"

"Hmph hum ~ Tamamo is the world's number one good wife~" Tamamo left with a soft hum

Well, I should go back to Saber

Seven o'clock in the evening

"Heh, it's not a good job, but you're funny," Gilgamesh chuckled, and then pulled out a few gems from under the sofa cushions, "Take them, they're all worthless little things, but they'll last you a few months."

"It's not going to explode," Emiya Shirou asked with a sigh of relief

"The king's treasures have been sealed, where is there any gem that can explode in this king" Gilgamesh waved his hand and left, don't come to this king when you are not short of money"

"Thank you so much," Emiya Shirou bowed and turned to leave

Emiya House

"Saber, are my dad and Illya here when I come back from grocery shopping?" As soon as Emiya Shirou opened the door, he saw Emiya Kiritsugu and Illya helping to set up the table

"Shirou~I'm here to help~" Illya waved her hand

"Well, I'll come back for a meal" Emiya Kiritsugu laughed, "Are you welcome?" ”

"Of course you're welcome, I'll make the meal right away" Emiya Shirou smiled and said, "Illya, please help serve a plate"

"Yes~" Illya said happily

"Alas~ why does the eldest lady always like to come to this kind of shabby place to eat," Lijielit stood at the door and said dissatisfiedly, "And she wants us to come with us, although this is the responsibility of the maid, it is too ...... Serra? Can you and Berserker go faster? ”

"Immediately、And "Sera Muran's opening "Illya, come here, reason"

"What reason?" Ligeret was surprised

"Home, Illya, like," Serra smiled softly

"Oh, it seems that we will go back to see Madame soon" Lijielit also smiled, "Well, then we will be honored to enjoy this feast"

"Shirou, today's dish is very rich," Saber said, "is it a memorable day?" ”

"It's nothing, it's just a normal dinner between the family," Emiya Shirou smiled, "Saber eats more, too"

"Family, then I understand" Saber also smiled and responded "Thank you, Shirou"

"Hey, I'll cook, you go chat with the eldest lady" Lijielit pushed Shirou away, "Hurry up and you useless man"

Hercules could only sit in the doorway because of his size, but he nodded slightly at Shirou at this time

"Hmm," Emiya Shirou nodded in response

"Brother Shirou~" Illya pounced on Emiya Shirou

"I'm sorry~Ahhh

"Didn't you say it all" Emiya Shirou smiled bitterly, "Sister Fuji come in, eat hot pot tonight"

"Hot pot? I like it~" Fujimura Taiga immediately ran in

"Whew~ Japanese food is really hard to make" Lijielit came over with the boiler "Miss, dinner is ready"

"Then let's start immediately~" Illya raised the chopsticks

"Oh~~" The others also responded

"Shame on you"

"Lijlit, very good"

"Shirou, Iliya, there is something I want to sue you," Emiya Kiritsugu said lightly

"What's the matter?" Emiya Shirou asked

"I'm back," the always frowning brow stretched, and Emiya Kiritsugu smiled sincerely

"Well, welcome back, Daddy" Emiya Shirou also responded with a smile

Sure enough, it's a joy to have a meal as a family

The next day

"Nani?! Ate five gems in one meal?! Don't tell Saber, the king of this boy, to be so good at eating! ”

"I don't think I can afford to borrow your money"

"Please !!" As a result, Shirou Emiya's plea resounded throughout the Tokyo metropolitan area