Chapter 72: Let's Play the Game! Meow Mi!
Looking at Meow's delicate appearance, I smiled evilly: "Hey, hey, little kitten!" Playing CrossFire with your uncle? That's Uncle Elementary School's fame game! I think back then, my uncle was young and beautiful like a flower"
Meow rolled her eyelids, and looked at me weakly: "Oh, do you play or not?" Perverted hosts"
I jumped to my feet like a cat with its tail stepped on and said, "Hey? Kitten cub, since you are looking for abuse, uncle will educate you, what is first-person shooting! ”
Meow Mi spit out a bubble without a doubt, and continued to look at my undisciplined performance with a cold face, she had 10,000 grass and mud horses in her heart at this time, lined up in a herringbone for a while, and lined up in a zigzag for a while!
Seeing that the bragging style was ineffective, I laughed and said, "You still don't believe that you were a kitten when I played this game!" ”
"Oh!" Meow looked back at me and asked, "Do you have any money?" ”
"What? Are you hungry? I asked, confused.
"I'm going to deduct coins!" Meow Mi looked at me with disgust and said, "I want to buy an artifact."
Well, Meow Mi has been possessed by a bear child at this time, and has turned on the mode of dying if I don't buy me an artifact. Look, she's slowly serpenting up from her computer like a mollusk now, and then she's gently grabbing my thighs and wrapping them around me -- where did you learn this kung fu?
She climbed up and down on my body weakly and bonelessly, and stretched out her little tongue to slide around my face, and whispered in my ear with a seductive voice: "Master I want master I want"
I watched speechlessly as Xiao Meow did her own death, I grabbed the back of her neck and carried her in the air, she wrinkled her little face aggrievedly, and looked at me with tears in her eyes: "Master"
"Hey! Who did you learn from? If you don't educate and educate you today, won't you want to go to heaven? A good cat, don't you learn to learn from people to learn the golden snake silk hand? Still learning to be merged? Fat guts, isn't it? This is all martial arts practice, where did you learn it? I asked softly in her ear, this is the hinterland of the black net, and it is not good to be discovered.
Meow Mi was grabbed by me and dangled in the air, not painful but ashamed - when she was a cat she did something bad and was punished in the air.
Meow Mi stuck out her tongue: "Master, I don't dare anymore"
"Where did you learn Kung Fu? I don't know martial god-level kung fu! I asked.
"Aunt Caixia," Meow said, bowing her head and admitting.
Is! Sure enough, it's the witch! I'm afraid the world won't be chaotic, right? Even if you teach ******** I admit it, what does it mean to teach my little meow to meek skills? Destroying family harmony?
When I return to the emperor, I have to talk to my aunt about this matter, which is too bad for my nephew! You can't be too Yang Caixia!
I gently put down the meow and gently pinched her face: "Are you still messing around?" Hum! ”
Meow Mi wrinkled her little nose, looked at me with a serious face, and helplessly turned over and lay on the bed, lying down with her feet facing the sky and her belly up. I couldn't help but laugh when I watched Meow Mi strike this pose. Whenever she asks me for forgiveness, she strikes this pose, with a simple meaning: I surrender, do whatever you want!
I gently touched my soft lower abdomen and said, "What artifact do you want to buy?" ”
Meow Mi pointed to the screen and said, "All wanted!" ”
I looked up and down, it's not expensive, the full set is only 10,000 or 20,000 yuan, buy it! Just coax the child to play! I smiled and charged Mi with 20,000 deductions for herself
Watching Meow Mi enter the game interface, I laughed easily - her level is not high, she will be a colonel, and I don't know where she got the account, there is nothing but the level, and the equipment is very bad, I take a closer look, the record is still quite good, and there is a 100% win rate - it must be a brush! How can there be a 100% win rate?
Since Meow Mi can't wait for me to play games with her, I can't hide it anymore, my CrossFire is the generalissimo! After learning martial arts, my hand-eye coordination and reaction ability have improved significantly, don't bully people too much when playing this game! Generalissimo is only a matter of time!
"The hosts! Master! Did you go in? Meow asked eagerly.
"Humph! Don't be afraid! Your master, I am the first sniper of passers-by in the black area! The Supreme Marshal is also! "I said to meow.
Meow Mi leaned over her little head and looked over: "Oops? It's really a marshal! The host is so amazing! ”
Looking at Meow Mi's eyes with little stars, I couldn't help but raise my chest high, and looked at Meow Mi with a look of where and where.
Uh-huh, she's definitely adoring me! Certain!
Meow Mi quietly moved the mouse to the battle record, and then looked at me with disdain: "Oh? The record is not very good! Twenty percent of the total? ”
I forced myself to argue, "This is a team game, and you can't go against the sky alone!" No matter how good your individual skills are, you can't replace teamwork! When your teammates are too piggy, you can't go back" The more I talked, the quieter my voice became, it was indeed my lack of confidence, when I was at my peak, I could collapse three people in three seconds at most - the desperate reloading speed of the cannon was too tricky! As a sniper, I say I can't complain about the cannon anymore! So when I'm surrounded by more than three people, I'm going to die! That's how they did me back then!
Meow Mi flicked her little tail and looked at me with a smile: "The master is not strong enough, meow!" It's definitely a technical issue! ”
I yelled in a frustrated whisper, "Humph! It's not easy! Do you say you have no defeat? ”
Meow Mi pointed to her trumpet and said, "No! No negative record, right? ”
"Humph! Of course, there is no defeat in brushing it yourself! I rolled my eyes and said arrogantly.
Meow Mi touched my head angrily: "Boy, you still need to hone!" ”
Juvenile? Young girl, you sister! I pulled down the meow and shouted, this faceless, skinless and lawless cat is going to rebel, isn't it? Is it that I read too many Mary Sue novels? That's all a story! Sure enough, the novel is like the deep four seas, and from then on the festival is a passerby!
I said angrily: "Don't gossip! Let's go to the next game! ”
Meow Mi innocently opened her watery eyes and said: "Master, you are the account of the black area, I can't connect to the imperial capital area"
I squirted a mouthful of old blood on the screen and she absolutely deliberately! (To be continued.) )