I think we are hopeless, we can go directly to see grandma this mouthful, or too young, I already knew that this forest is weird, but I didn't expect that there is such a lord in this forest, it is actually a snake spirit, looking at the appearance of a snake can not be more than two thousand years. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

When I opened my eyes, I was actually sitting on a chair, and there were two chairs beside me, sitting the third uncle and the fat man, and when I looked closely, this was actually a room.

"Wake up."

I don't know where this sound came from, I looked carefully, and saw a woman walking not far away, the woman was about ten years old, with a good melon seed face, two big eyes, smiled, and said, "What, am I so good-looking?" ”

I woke up suddenly, and at this moment the third uncle and the fat man were also awake, only to feel a cold wind blowing directly on our cheeks.

"You, who are you, where is this?" The third uncle stared at the woman and said.

"I've met with you several times, so I don't know me." The woman sat down dignifiedly, picked up the teacup on the table, pinched the lid, and said while sipping tea.

I suddenly felt a cold in my back, and a few cold winds were blowing in my backbone, I looked at the third uncle and said slowly: "****** can't be that snake spirit." ”

The third uncle suddenly thought and said in a panic: "Didn't the third of me be eaten by that snake?" ”

I looked at them one by one, and the woman smiled: "I still have a little memory, since I remember me, I won't introduce myself." ”

"You, you, this, what the hell is going on?" I looked at the woman in front of me stupidly.

"It seems that it is not possible not to introduce it, so you, you, yours are not very good, my name is Lao Bai, everyone calls it that, and you are also free, but it seems that you are more concerned about my name than about what is going on."

I only feel that the atmosphere is not right, if according to our normal thinking, the three of us were indeed swallowed by a snowflake python, if so, aren't I three dead, this woman appeared, what is going on in this room.

"That, the one with the third eye, the three-eyed monster, you're being looked at indiscriminately, put away your third eye." Lao Bai raised his eyebrows and glared at the third uncle.

I can't help but wonder why this woman knows that the third uncle has yin eyes, is this woman really as we think, is it the white snake as she said? Is she lying, we should be in the belly of the white snake, how can there be a white snake in front of us?

"Don't think about it, you are indeed in my stomach, I swallowed you in my stomach, you may be very strange, why you see not the internal organs but the house, to tell you the truth, this is just a trick, what you see is fake, including me now." Old White Road.

The third uncle still questioned, is it really like what this woman said, are we in the belly of this white snake?

"Why did you hurt us?" The fat man said indignantly.

"That's funny, I hurt you, didn't you put up a position there to take me in and lure me out?" Lao Bai pretended to be coquettish, and hid the knife in his smile.

"We wanted to catch the tree spirit attached to our classmate Zhao Xin, and we didn't want to catch you." The third uncle replied.

I only felt that I had reached this point, and I was swallowed by this white snake, and it didn't matter who I caught, and said bluntly: "Although our intention is not for you, if we know that there is a snake demon like you, I will still fight you to the end, but once the road is not enough, the thousand-year-old ship will capsize." I said.

"Snake demon, you think I'm a demon?" Lao Bai smiled.

"Otherwise, you still want to become an immortal." The fat man couldn't live anyway, so he simply scolded.

"I'm really an earth fairy here." Lao Bai said confidently.

Looking at our disdain, Lao Bai became more energetic and said, "It seems that you still don't believe it? ”

The fat man scolded directly: "Believe your uncle, just like you ghost, what are you pretending to be, playing music here with a few brothers, what demons and monsters, what beautiful women paint skin, we haven't seen it, it has become like a big beauty, but it's actually not a loach." ”

"You, you actually dare to insult the immortal family, aren't you afraid of death?" Lao Bai said angrily.

"Death, all three of us have been eaten by you, ** tell me to die, you have a sick brain!" The third uncle also had no scruples, and simply scolded.

"You, don't you really want to live?" A green glow came out of Lao Bai's eyes.

I don't care at all, they're all dead, what else can we do, if we want to be wiped out, it doesn't matter, it's all planted in your hands, how do you love it?

"Oh, look, her eyes are still glowing green!"

"Are you angry?"

"Even if her mother dares to get angry, she will be angry after eating the three of us, and it will be good if Lao Tzu is not angry."

"Don't pay attention to her, we're all dead, find out if there is any wine here, rice, get together at a table, hi under the skin."

"That's a good idea, look for it."

I ignored Lao Bai completely, Lao Bai didn't expect his anger to not scare us, and we also pulled a table out to drink and eat.

"If you want to say that this illusion is good, what do you want."

Lao Bai looked at the three of us and said incredulously: "Are you three still human, aren't you scared at all?" ”

"What are you afraid of, what kind of people are you, we are all ghosts, what are you afraid of." The fat man took a sip of white wine.

"If I tell you you're alive, are you afraid?" Lao Bai said unreasonably: "Are people so bold now?" are not afraid of death. ”

My three suddenly stopped, looked at this white snake and said this, are we really not dead?

I looked at the white snake three times and wondered, "Is what you just said true or false?" ”

"If I told you that you were still alive, would you be afraid that I would kill you?" Old White Road.

"Don't be afraid, it's all death anyway, what are you afraid of?" The fat man took another sip of wine.

"What nonsense, this dead snake spirit deceived us three, you don't look at it, she is hallucinating, we are in her stomach, that's not the deity, you said what are you talking to a hallucination so much, we continue to drink." I pointed to the White Snake Road.

"Lao Tzu is not a snake spirit, I am an earth immortal, I have cultivated into an immortal, you are not dead, I just swallowed you into my stomach, you are not dead for the time being." Lao Bai said angrily.

As soon as I finished saying this, I suddenly felt that something was wrong, the three of us always thought that we were dead, so a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, according to Lao Bai's words, she meant to say that the three of us are not dead for the time being, but the right to life is in her hands, she may kill us at any time, let us weigh and go.

I was a little nervous, I didn't know if the fat man really didn't understand or pretended, picked up the wine glass, and said to the white snake: "Oh, it's not dead, then it's good, hurry, hurry, come and eat together." ”

The fat man's greeting was okay, and the third uncle also waved vigorously and said, "Hi together, hi together, come and eat, you're welcome." ”

The white snake completely collapsed and said, "Are you normal people? I swallow you into your stomach, you three are not afraid of boiling water and hot pigs, I tell you that you are not dead, as long as you are disobedient, I may kill you, you also call me to be hi together, eat with you, in my stomach, invite me to eat, you are not sick! ”

"You know, I'm an earth immortal, eating with you?"

Looking at the white snake's questioning, I don't know how the fat man came up with this divine statement, and said: "Lao Bai, don't be so polite, we don't dislike you, are you a family!" ”

"I'm an immortal, you don't dislike me!" The white snake ran in tears.

In fact, most of the words of the white snake are mocking the fat man, which means that Lao Tzu is a god, only I don't dislike you, so why do you dare to say that you don't dislike me.

At this time, I don't know if the third uncle, the scholar, has a short circuit in his brain, and said: "Don't dislike it, what do you dislike, live in the same global village, the earth is one village, we are all villagers, how can we do that, come here, a family." ”

The fat man took the dishes and chopsticks and said, "I've got it here for you, what do you want to eat, you're welcome." ”

For a family, the white snake was completely speechless, I knew the white snake's bitterness, and then changed the style of painting, which made me even more unacceptable, and I don't know what the white snake's brain was also pumped or what, and actually really came up, and the three of me sat in her stomach to eat this illusionary lunch, and ate the same way, and the three of them also put each other's dishes into each other's bowls.

Later I finally understood that with neuropathy, sometimes you have to turn yourself into a neuropath. (To be continued.) )