Chapter 28 Top 10 Internet Buzzwords (Ask for Collection)
Chapter 28 Top 10 Internet Buzzwords
The next day was Monday.
There were no classes in the first and second periods in the morning, and classes in the third and fourth periods did not start until 10:10 a.m., so the animals in dormitory 306 continued to sleep with their heads in their heads.
Wu Fei woke up before 8 o'clock, and then he couldn't sleep, the first thing he did after getting up was, of course, to turn on the computer, log on to "Love to Watch Video Network", click on "Never Expected", and then pick up the calculator, and count the latest income of his brothers in a very happy mood.
After Wu Fei had just finished his calculations, a dialog box suddenly popped up in the chat tool MSN, which was logged in with the start of the system.
I saw that the content of this dialog box is:
The ranking of the TOP10 Internet buzzwords voted by netizens on the mass comment network changed dramatically yesterday, please click for details: www qzpd point com!
Wu Fei curiously clicked in and took a look, I don't know if I don't see it, I have a lot of fun when I see it!
The latest rankings of the top 10 Internet buzzwords are as follows:
TOP1: You are a shiitake mushroom! Your whole family is shiitake mushrooms! ββ
From netizen "Stewed sausage with mushrooms"
TOP2: I guess you bought a watch! ββ
From "Zhao Wei"
TOP3: Gu Huidong, your IQ arrears shouldn't have been cured, right? Why don't you give up healing? ββ
From "Zhao Wei"
TOP4: I still think you are a success, because you are too successful to look at this "The Legend of Banyue" as a model of failure! ββ
From "Zhao Wei"
TOP5: I have no regrets in my career, I think of the running in the sunset that day, it was the ...... of my lost youthββ
From the online TV series "Never Expected"
TOP6: Huang Xiaoming, don't play outside, help your mother call you home to drink milk! ββ
From "Zhao Wei"
TOP7: Wang Tielin, your complex facial features really can't hide your simple IQ-
From "Zhao Wei"
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The top ten Internet buzzwords were completely dominated by Zhao Wei's scolding in just one night!
In addition to the throne of the first place that is difficult to shake for a short time, the second, third, fourth, sixth, and seventh places are all Zhao Wei's scolding last night, and the fifth place is also Zhao Wei's original sentence in "Never Expected".
And what made Wu Fei couldn't help but be happy, that is, the sentence ranked in the 4th place, there was the key word "The Biography of Banyue", and what was even happier was that the sentences ranked in the 3rd, 6th and 7th places actually had the names of "Gu Huidong", "Huang Xiaoming" and "Wang Tielin" as the subject!
About an hour later, the other three animals in the dormitory also woke up one after another, and Wu Fei immediately told them about the recent ranking of Internet buzzwords, and Zhao Wei and the three couldn't help but be happy after hearing it!
Subsequently, Zhao Wei slowly finished the breakfast that Wu Fei bought in the bedroom, there was a box of fresh milk from the fierce cow, a bowl of beef powder, a cage of xiaolongbao, and two tea eggs, this free breakfast was really rich! Abundance isn't the key, it's free.
Zhao Wei couldn't help but burp three times in a row, so he had to give Xiao Jian and Hou Jun 2 xiaolongbao each that they couldn't eat anymore. Dude's stomach is about to burst!
I had two classes in the morning and four classes in the afternoon, and the day was spent in intense study!
In order to relieve the nervous study pressure, after dinner, back in the dormitory, Hou Jun and Wu Fei turned on the computer and prepared to start the League of Legends, and Xiao Da Cheap had already disappeared before dinner, and he should have had dinner with his girlfriend Peng Wenying.
Zhao Wei made up his mind to break away from the class team of Hou Jun and Wu Fei, the two single dogs, and must keep up with Xiao Jie's classmates, so that he can have a "lucky" life in the future.
So, Zhao Wei really abandoned the two single dogs' requests to be brought and blackened, and he called Guan Zhiling, asking her to come to "Auntie Called You to Drink Juice" to drink juice in half an hour.
After hanging up the phone, Zhao Wei washed his face in the bedroom, changed into a set of refreshing and clean clothes, carefully tidied up his hairstyle that looked a little messy, and then put on a pair of big, black-framed glasses without lenses, and went out like this.
The reason why Zhao Wei wants to wear a pair of black-framed glasses that look a little frustrated is mainly because after "Never Expected" became popular on the Internet, he was already a star-level figure at school, and there were too many fans in the school.
Twenty-five minutes later.
Zhao Wei came to the shop of "Auntie Called You to Drink Juice", and the effect of his black-framed glasses was extremely significant, and Liu Xiuying, the female owner of the juice shop, really didn't recognize him immediately.
"Boss, bring me a glass of fresh apple juice, a glass of fresh orange juice." Zhao Wei said with a smile.
Hearing Zhao Wei's familiar voice, Liu Xiuying recognized him and said with a smile: "Haha!" It's you, kid, with a big glasses that you almost didn't recognize! β
Liu Xiuying asked a little strangely: "Huh?" I think you're not nearsighted, so why do you wear glasses? Is it a prop for filming? β
If he replied that he was too famous in school and wore a pair of glasses because he had too many fans, it would be too annoying to be pretended, so Zhao Wei followed her words and nodded with a smile and said, "Hmm." Sister Liu, you are really amazing, you can guess it! β
After a while, two glasses of fresh juice were served, and Zhao Wei took the juice and was ready to pay for it.
Liu Xiuying hurriedly refused, saying: "Xiao Zhao, in the future, you and your friends will come to me to drink juice, all for free!" Don't be polite to Sister Liu! β
Liu Xiuying had already learned about the popularity of "Never Expected" on the Internet from her son who was in high school yesterday, and Zhao Wei implanted her free advertisement for this juice shop at the beginning of the second episode, and after the broadcast of "Have Many Children" this Friday, it will definitely make the juice shop more popular among teachers and students in the school, and the business will of course be better.
Zhao Wei is like this, others respect him a foot, he respects others, seeing that Liu Xiuying resolutely does not want juice money, there is no hypocrisy, and he takes the money back, but he still feels a little bit unhappy in his heart, after all, people do a small business like freshly squeezed juice.
Zhao Wei found a seat at random and sat down, and after a short while, the beauty arrived as scheduled.
And Guan Zhiling, like Liu Xiuying, didn't recognize Zhao Weilai at first sight, and when she saw Zhao Wei's appearance, she smiled and quipped: "Alas, Director Zhao Da's appearance looks very simple and obedient today!" Hee-hee! β
Zhao Wei hugged his fists and smiled: "Haha! Thanks for the compliment! β
Zhao Wei and Guan Zhiling slowly drank fresh juice in the juice shop, and the two left the juice shop.
The moonlight tonight is excellent, Zhao Wei and Guan Zhiling are walking slowly around the campus, chatting and admiring the moon.
Walking slowly on the forest path of the campus, the grass on both sides of the road was green, and the two of them could see the vague "pyramid" buildings in the green trees in the distance.
The silver-white moonlight sprinkled down, as if everything on the campus was covered with a soft veil, and the flowers and trees were not as clear as they could be seen in the daytime, but had a hazy beauty.
And Guan Zhiling beside him looked like a fairy in the mortal world, and Zhao Wei had a dreamlike and unreal feeling for a while, which made him intoxicated.
"Woo~Woo~Woo~"
Suddenly, a cry from the bushes startled Guan Zhiling.
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